Teen Fun Excitement! Get Your Butts to the Dance! is a The Caprican Entertainment article written by Caleb Barlow. It was printed in Martius 14, YR42.
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OK, little dudes and dudettes, life isn't all about the V-Club and New Cap City. Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying that, either, but it's true. That stuff isn't real. It's true.
You gotta get out of your bedrooms and basements. You gotta unplug. You gotta live life, kiddies. I'm not gonna be like your parents and say that goes for all the time, or even most of the time. But sometimes. Yeah, sometimes, you need to venture out. Look each other in the eye. Touch and feel. Shake things up. For real.