Pyramid Trade Requests Are High Treason!

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Pyramid Trade Requests Are High Treason! is a The Caprican Sports article written by Ralston Sinclair. It was printed in Februarius 16, YR42.


Traitors. That's what you are, and that's all there is to it. And I'm not going to name names, you know why? That would be too easy. You know who you are. And you should be ashamed of yourselves. You've betrayed your team, and you've betrayed the game.

I speak, of course, about the handful of Buccaneers that have requested they be traded to some other Pyramid team upon hearing the news that the late Zoe Graystone was involved in the recent MAGLEV bombing. Zoe Graystone being, of course, the daughter of Daniel Graystone, the owner of the Bucs (and their number-one frakkin' fan, I might add). Seems some Bucs don't want to be associated with a team that's owned by a guy who spawned a terrorist.

You fools. Really? Daniel Graystone, who's stood by you, who's believed in you and the game even though you go out there night after night and embarrass him with your losing streak, he who has stood by you through thick and thin, you're going to abandon him because of something his daughter did, that was out of his control? You ingrates. Daniel Graystone needs you now more than ever. Caprica needs you now more than ever. Let the mighty cities quake and explode, do you know what there will always be after the dust settles?


Now stop your whining and your self-righteous posturing and stand tall and be proud, damn proud, that you're a Buccaneer.

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Mad Mothers Take Action Against Terrorism
Pyramid Trade Requests Are High Treason! Succeeded by:
Playing the Field: A Guide to Love in the Colonies