Denton
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| Birthplace | Back alley off Sesame Street, behind a metal clothing hanger store | ||||
| Introduced | The Super Scouts, Part I | ||||
| Death | Hopefully no more than three millicentons after his scenes. | ||||
| Parents | 2; Count von Count (father), Countess von Backwards (mother) | ||||
| Portrayed by | Doofus von Goofballus | ||||
Major Goofball is a mentally-deficient blackshirt whose sole task is to count how many children have left the burning Delphi.
He tells Troy and Dillon that 125 kids have left the ship as the Super Scouts approach a shuttle. Troy replies that he has 12, and Goofball is able to add that, saying that "That's 137. All accounted for!" with what Earhtlings of the early 21st century would call a "goofy-ass grin".[1]
Goofball helps the Warriors load the kiddos on the ship, but doesn't accompany them. He stays on the ship, clearly unaffected by the thick smoke, before its destruction (Galactica 1980 Discovers Banality, Part I).
References
- ↑ It is presumed that a subsequent scene with the maniacal "AH HA HA HA HA!" was cut out by Glen Larson.
