I Wanna Frak

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For other uses of the word "frak," see: Frak (disambiguation).

The BSG Rap refers to a rap heard at the end of the Season 3 gag reel. It is a shortened version of a song titled "I Wanna Frak," written and performed by Bear and Brendan McCreary.

Lyrics

Yeah I wanna frak

In the front and in the back

And then we'll resurrect

You know we'll keep it fresh

Damn it's good to be a Cylon

'Cause we're droppin' motherfrakkers all night long

I'll hit up Number Six

Gaius, stupid bitch,

Got one in your head

But I got twenty on my dick

Like a porn star on this basestar

Motherfrakkers watch this red eye

Side to side like a race car

Frak you, frak her

Motherfrakker back off

I'll frak you from behind like you're Katee Sackhoff

Yeah I wanna frak

In the front and in the back

And then we'll resurrect...

You know we'll keep it fresh (x3 – fade)

Yeah I wanna frak

In the front and in the back

And then we'll resurrect

You know we'll keep it fresh

There ain't no Earth anyway motherfrakkers, peace

Re-imagined Series definition: all-purpose vulgarism; Colonial version of "fuck" (see: frak)

Re-imagined Series definition: Battlestar Group ^{(TRS: "Water")}. It also doubles as an acronym for the television series itself.