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Flashlights are normally used in Colonial and Earth society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and the torch as a means of portable light.

Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation.

On Ragnar Anchorage, Commander William Adama became more than annoyed at Leoben Conoy's annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body.

Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment in light of Adama's persuasive responses.

Due to Ragnar's EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight therapy, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to one of his other copies. However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died.

Since this day, Adama has yet to settle an argument by insightfully going up-side an opponent's head with his flashlight, despite having plenty of opportunities to do so.

A recent look into Adama's past has revealed that his run-in with Conoy was not the first time he has settled a dispute with a Cylon through use of blunt force. Bereft of a flashlight at the time, young William Adama made do with a steel pipe to bring an argument with a Model 0005 Centurion to a conclusion. This Cylon was not as talkative as its descendant, but it got Adama's point nonetheless ^{(TRS: "Miniseries, Night 2")}.

Could also be referred to as a "Bashlight".

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 [[Image:Conoy enlightened.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Indirect use of lighting while speaking, as shown by [[william Adama|Commander Adama]]]]
-'''Flashlights''' are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies (RDM)|Colonial]] and [[Earth]] society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and the torch as a means of portable light.
+'''Flashlights''' are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies of Kobol|Colonial]] and [[Earth (RDM)|Earth]] society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and the torch as a means of portable light.
 Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation.
-On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] became more than annoyed at [[Leoben Conoy|Leoben Conoy's]] annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body.
+On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] became more than annoyed at [[Leoben Conoy]]'s annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body.
-[[Image:Conoy enlightened2.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Conoy]]: "There...Are...''Four''...Lights!"]]
+[[Image:Conoy enlightened2.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Leoben Conoy]]: "There...Are...''Four''...Lights!"]]
 Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment in light of Adama's persuasive responses.
-Due to [[Ragnar]]'s EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight application, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to [[Cylon agent|one of his other copies]].  However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died.
+Due to [[Ragnar]]'s EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight therapy, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to [[Humanoid Cylon|one of his other copies]].  However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died.
-Several fans have waited patiently for the day to come when Adama will once again settle an argument by insightfully going up-side an opponent's head with his flashlight.  Lords know he has had [[Galactica vs. Pegasus|plenty]] [[Helena_Cain#Court-martial, standoff|of]] [[Royan Jahee|opportunities]] [[Sesha Abinell|to]]  [[Cavil|do]] [[Gaius Baltar#Gaius as President|so]].
+Since this day, Adama has yet to settle an argument by insightfully going up-side an opponent's head with his flashlight, despite having [[Galactica vs. Pegasus|plenty]] [[Helena Cain#Court-martial, standoff|of]] [[Royan Jahee|opportunities]] [[Sesha Abinell|to]]  [[Cavil|do]] [[Gaius Baltar#Gaius as President|so]].
+A recent [[Razor Flashbacks|look into Adama's past]] has revealed that his run-in with Conoy was not the first time he has settled a dispute with a Cylon through use of blunt force.  Bereft of a flashlight at the time, young William Adama made do with a [[Razor Flashbacks#Episode 4: Free Fall|steel pipe]] to bring an argument with a [[Cylon Centurion Model 0005|Model 0005 Centurion]] to a conclusion.  This Cylon was not as talkative as its descendant, but it got Adama's point nonetheless {{TRS|Miniseries, Night 2}}.
+Could also be referred to as a "Bashlight".
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