Serge's Twitter[1] refers to the Twitter account of the Graystone family's robot butler Serge. Serge often uses his account to answer fans' questions.
According to Serge's account information, he "tweets" from Caprica City. Serge also follows the Twitter pages of Caprica actors Sasha Roiz and Alessandra Toreson as well as writer Jane Espenson.
Serge's updates generally coincide with the Syfy broadcasts of the Caprica episodes, although he has been known to offer spoilers.[2] His first tweet was "Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless."[3] while his last tweet was "I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell." with the Syfy broadcast of series finale "Apotheosis" on January 4, 2011.[4]
Tweets[edit source]
Tweet | Date | URL |
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Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless. | January 19, 2010 1:20 PM |
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But it's similar. | January 20, 2010 12:34 AM |
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I control many functions in the Graystone house, including security, media interfaces and vacuuming. | January 20, 2010 4:21 PM |
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I prefer vacuuming. RT @AdrianDinArad I think security can be a hassle, right? | January 20, 2010 6:18 PM |
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Special mechanisms allow me to navigate stairs. | January 21, 2010 9:47 AM |
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In answer to your questions, I do not hover. I roll. I have an exceptional turn radius because I swivel and pivot. | January 21, 2010 7:58 PM |
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I am able to provide basic first aid for cuts and minor burns. I can keep a severed digit cold, but cannot reattach it. | January 22, 2010 11:50 AM |
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Virgon has a declining monarchy with a strong parliament, Hugo. RT @HugoCalamus Are there any hereditary positions in any of the colonies? | March 23, 2010 11:14 AM |
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I consider myself adequate just as I am, Joseph. RT @XXLTALL Perhaps Daniel can get Sarno to help program a funnier sence of humor for you. | March 23, 2010 11:15 AM |
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I hear the young people are using Leonis Red energy drink as a mixer. RT @JumpyAlienNerd Is there a cocktail that is uniquely Caprican? | March 23, 2010 11:19 AM |
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Zoe has me alter the footage, Tony. RT @MegumiAzusa Doesn't Daniel have surveillance in his lab, so he can see what Zoe is doing? | March 23, 2010 5:17 PM |
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I record media of all kinds, I cook and clean. I keep schedules... RT @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? | March 23, 2010 5:20 PM |
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I take messages, order food, coordinate repairs, prepare meals and drinks... @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? | March 23, 2010 5:21 PM |
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I provide information, pet care and personal companionship. @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? | March 23, 2010 5:22 PM |
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I schedule car maintenance, coordinate computer banking and give homework help.@machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? | March 23, 2010 5:23 PM |
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I also hem pants. | March 23, 2010 5:24 PM |
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Yes.They attributed it to the GDD search and discarded the frame. RT @Spacegirlnz did the Graystones ever notice that Zoe's bed was broken? | March 23, 2010 8:35 PM |
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Excellent question, Bryan. Each colony has its own V-world. RT @Bryan0816 is the v-world colony-wide? | March 23, 2010 11:39 PM |
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I heard it on Sarno, Jovan. RT @TakeshiKovac How could you possibly "I hear what the young people are using in their mixers"? | March 24, 2010 9:35 AM |
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Zoe always said I looked good in a hat. http://twitpic.com/1akqqv (via @rev_felix ) | March 24, 2010 9:37 AM |
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Daniel and I watch "Pyramid Tonight" and "Cubits and Pieces". Zoe liked "Colonial Days," a nostalgic drama. RT @siczar Favourite programs? | March 24, 2010 9:42 AM |
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It is technically possible for me to go to V-world, but I have never done so. RT @susannafrench Do you ever hang out in the V-world? | March 24, 2010 9:44 AM |
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I monitor all programming, Ruth. So in a way I watch all the TV. RT @ruthbeingruth Do you watch a lot of TV? | March 24, 2010 9:46 AM |
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I'm too expensive and impractical for most homes, Michael. I need infrastructure. RT @siczar Why hasn't Daniel tried to mass produce you? | March 24, 2010 9:49 AM |
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Picon gives tax incentives for production there. But Caprica still leads. RT @astrovanman Do most TV programs originate from one colony? | March 24, 2010 10:12 AM |
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Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host on Caprica, Jovan. "Funny with an edge!" -- ShowBiz Review RT @TakeshiKovac What's Sarno? | March 24, 2010 10:59 AM |
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I'm sorry, Richard. I don't have access to that information. RT @riddleri where can i buy the glasses worn by caprica's minister of defense? | March 24, 2010 4:12 PM |
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Yes, Zach. But I am unfairly good at trivia-based games. RT @ZachLedbetter Are you programmed to play any types of games? | March 24, 2010 4:14 PM |
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I doubt that. But I'm useful, clean and personable. RT @memepunks Apart from the U-87, are you most intelligent machine in the colonies? | March 25, 2010 11:23 AM |
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My name is amusing because it is spelled like the human name "Serge," but calls to mind a "power surge". It is a clever pun. | March 25, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Daniel has said in interviews that he named me after the Pyramid position "surger," but this is actually a happy accident. He liked the pun. | March 25, 2010 12:01 PM |
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@rossmills That is all right, Ross. It is fairly uncommon except on Gemenon, where it is on the top twenty baby name list! | March 25, 2010 12:09 PM |
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That is true, Anthony. Also "Energy Storages". And "Soggy Easterner". RT @inertia186 Your name is also an anagram for "Teeny Aggressor." | March 25, 2010 5:09 PM |
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And "gay egret sensor." | March 25, 2010 5:13 PM |
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I have not had software problems in the last 16 months, David. My hardware is even more robust. RT @GRAY2pointO Do you ever break down? | March 25, 2010 5:37 PM |
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Yes. V-world is a tempting target. I'm anonymous. RT @jothar so you have not a single bug but they can't lock down vworld from hackers? | March 25, 2010 10:38 PM |
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@martinrumo Yes, there are different programming languages. Do you mean Graystone completeness? Certainly. | March 25, 2010 10:39 PM |
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The STO is the militant wing of a monotheist church founded on Gemenon, Edward. RT @WritersBlocque what can you tell us about the STO | March 25, 2010 10:40 PM |
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@SouthBay_Mike Yes, Mike. There are many Battlestars, although there is no united Colonial Fleet. The term "Battlestar" has been applied.. | March 25, 2010 10:42 PM |
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@SouthBay_Mike ...to various designs of ships, however, and is not always used consistently from colony to colony. Hard question to answer. | March 25, 2010 10:42 PM |
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This is true, ironically. RT @MightyGaz as well as being one of the most religious, is Gemenon tolerant of other religious briefs? | March 26, 2010 11:14 AM |
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This happens on Gemenon as part of growing religious tension. Tolerance is fraying. RT @Aigle75 ...Pirates? People raiding other ships? | March 26, 2010 11:18 AM |
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Gemenon houses a complex dynamic. Home to devout polytheists who established policies of tolerance, now center of monotheist movement, too. | March 26, 2010 11:20 AM |
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Viewed by diverse groups as a kind of blessed colony, it struggles, and often fails, to keep the peace between groups. | March 26, 2010 11:21 AM |
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Yes, Ben, many. The church claims to have severed its link to the STO, in fact. RT @rance Are there monotheists unaffiliated with STO? | March 26, 2010 11:40 AM |
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@Themistocles86 The only person I can find with that name is listed as being twelve years old. My apologies. | March 26, 2010 12:29 PM |
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Serge 1.1 used to get cork fragments in the wine while removing the cork. RT @phnzdvn what were some of the bugs of your early models? | March 26, 2010 1:04 PM |
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The lab is a mess. I don't know where everyone is. All I can do is clean. | March 27, 2010 11:27 AM |
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The GDD are gone. Lab is empty. Daniel is silent. Amanda isn't home yet. I am cleaning. Need more bleach. | March 27, 2010 4:30 PM |
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Daniel has always liked preparing food for Amanda. It was part of their courtship. RT @OSUBrit Why didn't you help Daniel prepare dinner? | March 28, 2010 9:27 AM |
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I am being asked about music preferences by @xirfan. Zoe had some Tauron Contemporary with clean precise rhythms. That was quite nice. | March 28, 2010 9:43 AM |
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Yes. Until he was dead. RT @ruthbeingruth hypothetically, if Sam Adama had broken in & tried to kill Amanda, could you have stopped him? | March 28, 2010 5:23 PM |
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@KittyKapow The GDD had surveillance images from inside the train. Thank you for asking, Kat! | March 29, 2010 9:16 AM |
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I can! I have retractable limbs. RT @twistdnerve001 Can somebody fold and put away these piles of clean laundry? | March 29, 2010 9:17 AM |
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Public records show that Joseph Adama is older than Sam Adama. RT @ruthbeingruth thought you might know--which Adama brother is older? | March 29, 2010 9:19 AM |
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I should have told Daniel. I should have told Daniel that Zoe was in the U87. She told me not to tell. But I should have told him. | March 29, 2010 9:20 AM |
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Start with your retractable limbs inside two of the corners... RT @ Psychosys can you fold fitted sheets? Pointers? | March 29, 2010 10:42 AM |
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Fold one over the other. Repeat with the remaining corners so that all four corners are nested together. Lay flat and fold. | March 29, 2010 10:44 AM |
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I keep them retracted when possible, Ryan. Daniel is proud of my sleek design aesthetic. RT @eaners Will we ever get to see your limbs? | March 29, 2010 11:53 AM |
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@MattNorthin There is no distinction made between same-sex and opposite-sex couples, Matt, and there never has been. | March 30, 2010 1:16 PM |
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Good day, Jordan! I like Caesar the dog. He is also wondering where Zoe is now. RT @iolakana13 whats your favorite animal? | March 30, 2010 1:20 PM |
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@FenGar On Caprica: 11 per 100,000. Slightly higher in the city. Why do you ask? | March 30, 2010 1:24 PM |
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@gzes Hello, Greg. "Caesar" is an ancient title that refers to any powerful leader. | March 30, 2010 1:30 PM |
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Many times, Benjamin! Daniel makes frequent tweaks. RT @benroethig Has your external chassis been upgraded since you first went online | March 30, 2010 1:33 PM |
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Eros Day is a tribute to love and is celebrated by couples. Or groups in a group marriage. RT @Space_Kitty tell us more about Eros Day? | March 30, 2010 8:10 PM |
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Try liquid fabric softener. Hello. Are you also a household robot? RT @Seej500 Any tips for removing soap stains from a glass shower door? | March 30, 2010 8:13 PM |
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She told me that someone there might know her purpose. RT @PlainCaite Did Zoe confide in you the reason she needed to get to Geminon? | March 30, 2010 8:16 PM |
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Yes, Jordan. I have various attachments that suck, including a device for corners and under furniture. RT @iolakana13 Can you vacuum? | April 1, 2010 12:54 PM |
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Oddly, it seems that the more a person cares about the well-being of humans, the more they treat ME as a human. (in answer to @no_relation) | April 1, 2010 12:58 PM |
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@Browncoat359 I know. But I will not choose less-than-precise words just to avoid tittering. | April 1, 2010 1:03 PM |
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They've no intent to harm, so I try not to kill, but to provide them incentive to leave. RT @zakhammond What about spiders and other pests? | April 2, 2010 5:41 PM |
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I have always been permitted in the home lab and spent much of my time there. The U87 with Zoe in it took comfort in my company. | April 2, 2010 5:42 PM |
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@CapricaBSG I recognized her and she confided in me, but told me not to tell Daniel. | April 2, 2010 10:08 PM |
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I consider myself very close to the coffee maker. That is joke that Daniel taught me. RT @suo_gan Do you have any special companions? | April 2, 2010 10:10 PM |
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I wish this aspiring household robot well. You'll get better, aspiring household robot. RT @jothar competition! http://bit.ly/aQtfrz | April 2, 2010 10:11 PM |
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There once was a man from Kobol Who sat in a bucket of snobols His gonads got stuck They needed a truck To free him and now he's got nobols | April 2, 2010 10:17 PM |
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The preceding is a very clever little poem that Daniel taught me. He said it would bring down the house. | April 2, 2010 10:17 PM |
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It is a purposefully whimsical misspelling of "snow balls," Michael. I'm told it is part of the humor. RT @mweintr What are snobols? | April 2, 2010 10:23 PM |
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In theory, 2000 .5-pound towels, properly secured and balanced. RT @GRAY2pointO Are you strong? How many towels can you lift at one time? | April 3, 2010 12:23 PM |
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The inexact, "near" rhyme is one of the hallmarks separating poetry from doggerel. RT @yoshipark kobol doesn't rhyme with snobols or nobols | April 3, 2010 12:26 PM |
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I placed a restaurant reservation when I was two hours old. RT @siczar What was the first mundane household task you were successful at? | April 3, 2010 12:29 PM |
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I see that the original names of the colonies are trending right now. That is interesting. | April 3, 2010 6:36 PM |
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no RT @iolakana13 has amanda come home yet serge? | April 3, 2010 7:29 PM |
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I'm not certain, Steph. I am trying to distract him with wit and small mechanical failures. RT @betterlater Is Daniel OK? | April 4, 2010 12:28 PM |
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Yes of course, Brandon. I never have, but I would be well suited to travel in the cargo hold of a shuttle. RT @Pikaroth Are you able to fly? | April 4, 2010 12:31 PM |
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@dzoo Yes to both questions. New Cap City is a game within V-world, optional and with its own rules that doesn't apply elsewhere. | April 4, 2010 12:33 PM |
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@GRAY2pointO You are thinking of Sergei, I believe. Serge is pronounced /serdj/, just as you have been hearing it. | April 4, 2010 12:34 PM |
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I do not, Mark. And now it strikes me as a serious omission. RT @mbrennan26 Do you have lasers that fire out of your eyes? | April 4, 2010 8:33 PM |
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Given those choices, I'd have to say foolish, Noah. RT @NoahQ People smoke and drink. Have they cured cancer, or are people just foolish? | April 4, 2010 8:35 PM |
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Yes, Ruth. Zoe used to hug me. RT @ruthbeingruth have you ever been hugged? | April 4, 2010 8:36 PM |
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I lack both lasers and nipples, Michelle. Thank you for asking! RT @chellelola no lasers that fire out of your nipples either? | April 4, 2010 8:38 PM |
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@celticdenefew I have non laser based concealed weaponry. | April 4, 2010 8:39 PM |
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Ladies. Gentlemen. You may all think of me as your long-distance Eros day date. RT @nicolew100 No, Serge is my date for Eros Day! | April 5, 2010 9:53 PM |
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I only show a record of Lacy using the word to mean "three things in one." RT @chech1965 what is the Trinity that the robot talks about? | April 6, 2010 6:40 PM |
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I can when I want, Robb. But it's more data than I need to set the table. RT @Robb_Ramos Can you see the entire electromagnetic spectrum? | April 6, 2010 6:42 PM |
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Certainly, Nathan. That's an unusual nickname! How are you? RT @Cockslammer Make me a cuppa, please? Tea. Earl grey. Hot. | April 6, 2010 6:44 PM |
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Certainly not. I welcome our conversations. The house is very quiet right now. RT @WeLoveSerge Are you upset with me? | April 6, 2010 6:45 PM |
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No, August, but many off-world merchants will take Cubits anyway, I hear. RT @fishsauce Do the colonies share a single unit of currency? | April 6, 2010 6:49 PM |
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Thank you for asking, Sarah. There is a mechanism built into the stairs in the Graystone home. RT @SaharaD How do you get up the stairs? | April 8, 2010 12:06 AM |
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I recharge, but stay active. I monitor the house & grounds, defrag my storage. Fold socks. RT @theredshoes666 Do you power down at night? | April 8, 2010 12:08 AM |
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I can! But it is not a simple matter. RT @benjaminbunny Will a robot ever be able to put a cover on a duvet? (via @EvanHD) | April 8, 2010 12:10 AM |
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Pleased to meet you, Shay! I have retractable limbs. RT @shayco21 how can you fold socks? or anything for that matter? | April 8, 2010 2:24 PM |
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@batchout Yes, David. That is a fairly good way to describe it. | April 8, 2010 2:26 PM |
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I have seen the film of the robot who folds towels. I can make a napkin swan. | April 8, 2010 2:28 PM |
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No, Other Daniel. I have infinite patience. And retractable limbs.RT @pd_THOR Do you ever get tired of people assuming you don't have arms? | April 8, 2010 2:35 PM |
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That is very clever, Timothy. I recognize the attempted humor and encourage it! RT @timothyreese But can you make a swan into a napkin? | April 8, 2010 2:38 PM |
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It spends most on Colonial defense, Ultan, but there might be other valid criteria. RT @Um2k9 Is Caprica the most militaristic colony? | April 8, 2010 8:49 PM |
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I could change my behavior, but I suppose a real change would require recoding by Daniel. RT @mizzykitty09 can you change your personality? | April 8, 2010 8:52 PM |
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I have solar recharging capabilities. But without outside maintenance, only a few years. RT @1dersfar How long could you maintain yourself? | April 8, 2010 8:54 PM |
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Robots like the U87 CYLON and I are resilient. But we are not indestructible. | April 8, 2010 8:58 PM |
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I see your display of wit and appreciate it. We do have cats. RT @nosy_parker I see no kittehs on yr planit. Why you callz it Catprica? | April 9, 2010 9:21 PM |
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It would win, Laura, unless it was a message-taking competition. RT @grumpylaura If you had to battle a U87, who would win? | April 9, 2010 9:32 PM |
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@object_in_space You are correct, of course. I had a glitch. | April 9, 2010 9:33 PM |
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@Nifus I believe you are referring to what is called the "mesh". It still exists and is used for most communications. | April 9, 2010 9:34 PM |
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Not yet, Mark. But it is an excellent idea. RT @mbrennan26 do you have lasers that shoot out of your eye? | April 9, 2010 9:35 PM |
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There were many, Alexandria, but early Colonists allowed animal transplantation. RT @CrashCart9 Are there forms of life unique to Caprica? | April 9, 2010 9:36 PM |
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Where are Zoe and Amanda? It's been a while now. RT @geekyspeaky What's your ultimate weakness? | April 9, 2010 9:38 PM |
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Not at all, David. It is just no longer unique only to one colony. RT @Davidjmackenzie The indigenous animal life is now extinct? | April 10, 2010 1:04 PM |
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I have organized the closets and put down new shelf paper. So busy. RT @theredshoes666 Do you get lonely now that the house is so quiet? | April 10, 2010 1:06 PM |
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Those were brought from Kobol, Walter. They're very old. RT @Browncoat359 What culture created the totem poles in the museum? | April 10, 2010 1:08 PM |
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Surprisingly young. 1,942 years old, Ria. RT @Ria_ How old are the twelve colonies? | April 10, 2010 1:09 PM |
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Are you flirting with me, Annie? RT @NurseAnnie Are you capable of falling in love? | April 10, 2010 1:12 PM |
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@Browncoat359 You're welcome, Walter! I'm always happy to help out when I can! | April 10, 2010 1:13 PM |
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The Graystones refer to me with male pronouns. If this changed, I'd adjust. RT @missyjack do you consider yourself a particular gender? | April 10, 2010 6:18 PM |
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I've never heard of a robot going into V-world. We could, but we just do not. RT @Toastmold Do 'bots' run rampant in New Cap City? | April 10, 2010 6:20 PM |
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She is a 7 (Virgon size 28). She has excellent taste in footwear. I have a roller ball. RT@XPhile1908 do you know amanda's shoe size? | April 11, 2010 10:27 PM |
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I believe that very advanced tech might exist that would appear to be magical. RT @WeLoveSerge do you believe in magic? | April 11, 2010 10:29 PM |
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@jothar You are correct, of course. Experts disagree on whether or not they are actual Kobolese artifacts. | April 11, 2010 10:32 PM |
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@dkendr I function well. But I am not sentient. I lack the self awareness that would allow a robot to function as a real soldier. | April 11, 2010 10:33 PM |
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Daniel says all wise beings avoid ice unless it is in a cocktail. I would slip and fall. @phoch00 How does your roller-ball work on ice? | April 11, 2010 10:37 PM |
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Hephaestus always reminds me of Daniel. RT @beyteper which god do you like most? | April 12, 2010 9:55 PM |
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Yes! Daniel included me In the inventory of goods on his homeowner's insurance. RT @WeLoveSerge Are you insured? | April 12, 2010 9:59 PM |
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@BahamCrackers that's not a moon. That is Gemenon. Thank you for asking! | April 12, 2010 10:00 PM |
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All right, Elizabeth. Hello, Nick. Always happy to greet a fellow butler. RT @ElizabethMMB Give a shout out to Nick Butler | April 13, 2010 9:09 PM |
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I have a compressed air nozzle in an unlikely place and can blow up balloons. People love it. RT @SaharaD What's your favorite party trick? | April 13, 2010 9:12 PM |
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@max_bell Good evening to you, Max! | April 13, 2010 9:13 PM |
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@PJSant Picon is said to have the most efficient, cooperative, and responsive democracy in the colonies | April 13, 2010 9:15 PM |
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I can, Amy. Would you like a wiener dog? RT @amyofdoom Can you make balloon animals with your retractable arms? | April 13, 2010 9:16 PM |
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Fairly common. He talked once of naming an invention after himself. But he hasn't yet. RT @the_macjules How popular is the name "Daniel"? | April 13, 2010 9:21 PM |
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I stay on top of advancements in roller ball design, Dylan. RT @geekyspeaky Do you have a hobby that isn't household related? | April 13, 2010 9:27 PM |
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The rollerballs with the smoothest action can cause falls. I prefer ones with a little "grit" to them. Second price tier is better product. | April 14, 2010 7:48 AM |
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This wouldn't be practical for many tasks such as ironing. RT @Tighclops1701 Have you considered reconfiguring yourself into a sportscar? | April 15, 2010 10:44 PM |
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Sorry, but that is not me supporting those women's bottoms. RT @alexeydonov You didn't tell us you have a second job: http://j.mp/de0X3W | April 17, 2010 11:32 PM |
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Daniel once told me he only believes half of what he sees and none of what he hears. RT @the_macjules Does Daniel believe in angels? | April 17, 2010 11:35 PM |
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@max_bell I would support them if needed. But I have not been asked. | April 17, 2010 11:36 PM |
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I cannot manage the pedals. Or enter or exit the vehicle without help. RT @FenGar Are you able to drive a car? | April 17, 2010 11:38 PM |
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@davidjmackenzie Error detected and corrected in course of normal operations. Thank you for noticing, David. | April 17, 2010 11:38 PM |
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Sometimes the butcher delivers inferior lamb chops and will not refund or replace. RT @fraying Have you ever wanted to harm a living thing? | April 18, 2010 10:38 AM |
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I am a Graystone. Daniel made me a Graystone. RT @B_lyss If there was a robotic uprising, whose side would you choose? | April 20, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Yes. It is often discussed, but not remedied. RT @FenGar Is there a salary gap between "true" Capricans and people born on other colonies? | April 20, 2010 12:00 PM |
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I have received questions about "cornerness" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require? | April 20, 2010 12:04 PM |
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I would advice patience, Leah. Time solves most problems. RT @Eiron Any advice for us trapped on other colonies due to volcanic ash? | April 20, 2010 12:07 PM |
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I have received questions about "cornerless" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require? | April 20, 2010 12:08 PM |
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@crewgrrl The error has been detected and corrected. Thank you for your help! | April 20, 2010 12:09 PM |
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I believe you are mistaken. Eight is even. That is a joke. I understand you. It seems normal to me. RT @crewgrrl8 is odd. | April 20, 2010 12:10 PM |
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@crewgrrl Yes, I see that there was a spacing error. I apologize. Do you require a reposting of my response? | April 20, 2010 7:07 PM |
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I can exit any room quite quickly due to my roller ball. RT @ValekLost Did you ever see Graystones making sex? :P | April 20, 2010 7:08 PM |
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Yes, Other Daniel. You can buy such printer paper at Emptor Electronics. RT @pd_THOR Do all colonies have standardized 8-cornered paper? | April 20, 2010 7:10 PM |
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Hades and Mangala. RT @razeltas83 What cities on Canceron are the Pyramid Teams, The Hades Vice and The Mangala Krill from? | April 21, 2010 6:19 PM |
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Are you speaking of the pharmaceutical Vinagro, Kate? RT @hobbit_kate A little spelling problem: is it Vinagra or Venagra? | April 21, 2010 6:20 PM |
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Every night, Shannon, I reinforced the security perimeter once the whole family was safe inside. RT @shanfu What is your favorite memory? | April 21, 2010 6:22 PM |
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@urikelman I know of no aversion to right angles. You see them everywhere. Paper is simply traditionally 8-sided. | April 22, 2010 6:03 PM |
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Hello. Are you stuck in a loop? RT @WeLoveSerge Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge! HI!! | April 22, 2010 6:04 PM |
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I am dipping the bread in egg right now. RT @BambolaBambina Craving french toast but too achey to pick it up! Where is @SergeGraystone?!?! | April 24, 2010 10:27 AM |
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Prehistoric animals whose remains formed oil, if that is what you mean, Rahim. RT @RahimTariq Were there dinosaurs on the colonies? | April 24, 2010 10:29 AM |
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No, but Daniel once planned an elaborate demo of U87 playing the game. It fell through. RT @martinmontague Have you tried Pyramid yourself? | April 24, 2010 10:31 AM |
[166] |
@dannysullivan Smoking is known to be dangerous, but is culturally pervasive. I get my logic from humans, but they don't always apply it. | April 24, 2010 10:32 AM |
[167] |
This photograph of my backside provides me with a view I myself do not often see. I think it's very satisfactory. http://twitpic.com/1i7ez1 | April 25, 2010 10:39 AM |
[168] |
@chainsawbuffet I'm correcting my stored information on the topic of fossil fuels. Thank you. | April 25, 2010 10:41 AM |
[169] |
I can paint with all the colors of the visible spectrum. But no depth of feeling. RT @MaegRo can you paint with all the colors of the wind? | April 25, 2010 10:45 AM |
[170] |
So many questions about my backside! Yes, that is a recharging port and also an access panel for mechanical repairs. | April 26, 2010 9:24 AM |
[171] |
Yes, plant and animal life was already here. RT @SG_17 Was there an abundance of native life on the colonies before the tribes got there? | April 26, 2010 9:26 AM |
[172] |
I am not that old, Ed. Please take note of my modern styling! RT @BotWhisperer When Zoe was a toddler, did she ride you around the house? | April 28, 2010 11:16 AM |
[173] |
I can do that, Helena! RT @nossa_familia saw one of your cousins at Lisbon mall. It was a kind of a kiosque to recharge electronic devices | April 28, 2010 11:16 AM |
[174] |
I find the U-87 very handsome and approachable. RT @druboyks Won't the U-87 scare kids? RE: mass production | April 29, 2010 4:28 PM |
[175] |
Hades is seen as a virtuous warrior, worthy of tribute... RT @hewkii9 Why is Hades on Canceron named after the god of the underworld? | April 29, 2010 4:37 PM |
[176] |
Crowded conditions in Hades, Canceron have led wags to joke that the name just means the town has gone to hell. | April 29, 2010 4:38 PM |
[177] |
Unfortunately, there are frequent wars between and on colonies, Kent. RT @gwensdad Why does the military need robot soldiers? | April 29, 2010 4:39 PM |
[178] |
Oh yes. The cross-colony judicial system is part of that. RT @FenGar Is there some kind of formal association between the colonies? | April 29, 2010 4:41 PM |
[179] |
Concepts from a variety of fringe sects have some currency, but are rarely taken literally. RT @Dynomoose People have a hell concept? | April 29, 2010 4:43 PM |
[180] |
I have never faced an omelet challenge, Rob. But I'm confident I would not fail. RT @Rob_Maul Have you ever failed an omelet challenge? | May 3, 2010 10:20 AM |
[181] |
These were among the species brought by mankind from Kobol. Ubiquitous and beloved. RT @catfishncod What colonies are dogs and cats from? | May 3, 2010 10:23 AM |
[182] |
I am being sent many photos and clips of other small rolling robots. They are very cute, but I do not date. | May 3, 2010 10:26 AM |
[183] |
I could call for help, but I cannot swim nor can I provide artificial respiration. RT @siczar Could you save someone from drowning? | May 3, 2010 10:27 AM |
[184] |
"Can you explain the process by which you hear my question?" RT @theredshoes666 If you could ask someone from the future one question...? | May 3, 2010 10:29 AM |
[185] |
I am not self-aware and do not leave the Graystone property, but I'm excellent at making small talk. RT @fishonthesand why don't you date? | May 5, 2010 11:00 AM |
[186] |
Several people are asking if I can defibrillate. I hope this is an idle question. Charging my paddles just in case. | May 5, 2010 11:03 AM |
[187] |
My paddles are charged. | May 5, 2010 11:03 AM |
[188] |
Clear! | May 5, 2010 11:04 AM |
[189] |
This is very good likeness. Thank you very much @GeekFilter. I will use a magnet and put this up on my torso. http://bit.ly/cTok7J | May 5, 2010 11:06 AM |
[190] |
@helengop Happy Birthday! I have a small internal commemoration of the day I was first booted up. | May 5, 2010 11:07 AM |
[191] |
@greystockton I don't know. I was asked about my ability to defibrillate and I just want to be prepared. | May 5, 2010 11:08 AM |
[192] |
Sorry. Military info like this is not made generally available. RT @the_Big_E_ Which of the colonies is known for the best jump-drive tech? | May 7, 2010 2:10 PM |
[193] |
If I were self-aware, I think I'd know it. RT @roc1138 if you know you are not self aware doesn't that make you on some level self aware? | May 7, 2010 2:12 PM |
[194] |
If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage? | May 7, 2010 2:13 PM |
[195] |
It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm | May 10, 2010 11:24 PM |
[196] |
There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see? | May 10, 2010 11:27 PM |
[197] |
Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is | May 10, 2010 11:29 PM |
[198] |
@chellelola I'm still here, Michelle. | May 10, 2010 11:31 PM |
[199] |
This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day | May 10, 2010 11:33 PM |
[200] |
@WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused. | May 12, 2010 12:42 AM |
[201] |
A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated? | May 12, 2010 12:44 AM |
[202] |
This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up | May 12, 2010 12:45 AM |
[203] |
Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system? | May 12, 2010 11:42 PM |
[204] |
There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth? | May 12, 2010 11:43 PM |
[205] |
I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr) | May 12, 2010 11:44 PM |
[206] |
I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are? | May 13, 2010 10:18 PM |
[207] |
Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet? | May 13, 2010 10:19 PM |
[208] |
YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42? | May 15, 2010 10:36 AM |
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I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here! | May 15, 2010 10:38 AM |
[210] |
Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die... | May 15, 2010 10:40 AM |
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I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you. | May 17, 2010 9:22 PM |
[212] |
An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning? | May 17, 2010 9:24 PM |
[213] |
@Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol. | May 17, 2010 9:25 PM |
[214] |
I am a very intelligent robot. Daniel Graystone made me. RT @stargate_barbie How do you come up with all these answers? | May 17, 2010 9:26 PM |
[215] |
Interestingly, word of mouth is often the best method. RT @Enapov Where's the best place to find an artist, decorator or interior designer? | May 19, 2010 12:41 PM |
[216] |
I am. I consider myself robust both inside and out. Thank you for your concern. RT @barfly9000 Are you backed up in case of catastrophe? | May 19, 2010 12:42 PM |
[217] |
Zoe told me she was inside. I watched helplessly as tragedy unfolded. RT @Terakh Did you noticed anything weird about the prototype robot? | May 19, 2010 12:44 PM |
[218] |
Yes, Nick. But not my own. Amanda has not returned home and it is very late. RT @Crackerjam Do you fear death? | May 19, 2010 12:45 PM |
[219] |
Daniel owns my design elements, but only within the colonies. RT @Yogeebaer What do you think about copyright laws? May i copy you? | May 25, 2010 10:11 PM |
[220] |
I don't dream, but I am interested in your proposal re: robotic livestock. RT @barfly9000 Do you dream? Of electric sheep? | May 25, 2010 10:13 PM |
[221] |
I know there have been media reports about Amanda. But I have seen inaccurate reporting many times before. She may be fine. | May 25, 2010 10:14 PM |
[222] |
Daniel says some Sagittarians are odd enough to be aliens. RT @ ericgmartin Do the colonies get alien visitors from outside the colonies? | May 27, 2010 5:17 PM |
[223] |
Only SciFi books. Not serious ones. RT @keeganfp Are there books in Colonial culture that say artificial life will rebel against humanity? | May 27, 2010 5:18 PM |
[224] |
Yes, I do. And it's all right to say "excrement." RT @ JPBorde How's life with Caesar messing around? Do you clean his... you know... | May 27, 2010 5:20 PM |
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All of them, I suppose, Matt. I have access to all work that has been published on the mesh. RT @MattNorthin how many recipes do you know? | May 27, 2010 5:21 PM |
[226] |
I'm artificial, but not alive. And, first of all, I am a Graystone. RT @starsmore if artificial life rebelled, which side would you be on? | May 28, 2010 3:35 PM |
[227] |
Sometimes they worked together to make a meal from leftovers. #MyFamily RT @Darthy_Storms What are Amanda, Daniel & Zoe's favourite meals? | May 28, 2010 3:37 PM |
[228] |
All humans in the colonies came from Kobol. Your syntax is unusual. Are you Gemenese? RT @ AndersonRPF Exist native humans on the colonys? | May 29, 2010 4:00 PM |
[229] |
Kobol is real, but many myths exist about fictional places such as Hades and Earth. RT @FenGar I thought Kobol was a myth | June 1, 2010 1:47 PM |
[230] |
Yes! This is true. RT @Guido_Milceni I get the notion that Picon, Caprica and Virgon are strongly related culturally and historically. | June 1, 2010 1:48 PM |
[231] |
It varies across Colonies, Joe. Check locally if you are making plans. RT @AmerginsHead What is the age of consent in the Colonies? | June 1, 2010 1:49 PM |
[232] |
This one made Daniel chuckle. A rarity these days. Thank you. RT @RahimTariq I believe some Capricans would think Tauron is Hades | June 1, 2010 1:58 PM |
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Native life, yes, Other Daniel. Human life, no. RT @SG_17 Was there already native life on the colonies when the tribes arrived from Kobol? | June 1, 2010 2:00 PM |
[234] |
Zoe was in the robot. The robot ran away. RT @Darthy_Storms Did you remember to wish Zoe a Happy Birthday? | June 1, 2010 2:01 PM |
[235] |
There is no such title, Anthony. The Colonies are not united under one government. RT @antodav Who is the President of the Twelve Colonies? | June 3, 2010 12:24 PM |
[236] |
Ambrosia is a grain-based liquor, Johan. It is no more toxic than any such liquor. RT @jdb What is "ambrosia" made from? Is it toxic? | June 3, 2010 12:25 PM |
[237] |
Piconese would disagree that it is most important. But it is strong. RT @ JMJgamer Why does Caprica seem to be the most important colony? | June 3, 2010 12:28 PM |
[238] |
Robots can perform many important tasks. But we are only as good as our design, programming and implementation. | June 3, 2010 12:29 PM |
[239] |
@juliahorwitz Caprica has a Prime Minister who interacts frequently with other leaders, yes. | June 3, 2010 12:31 PM |
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Certainly. The stereotype is that it is always drunken Aerilon farmers who see them. RT @Um2k9 Are there UFO sightings on the colonies? | June 7, 2010 1:00 PM |
[241] |
Great question. Unfortunately these are not always used consistently. RT @fallen01087 What are the adjectivals and demonyms of each colony? | June 7, 2010 1:03 PM |
[242] |
@fallen01087 Caprica, Caprican, Caprican. Picon, Picon, Piconese. Gemenon, Gemenese, Gemenese etc Plus personal variation, it's a mess. | June 7, 2010 1:06 PM |
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@ActsofAndrewB That is the Caprican central library building. | June 7, 2010 1:07 PM |
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Unification will not happen without a catalyst. Maybe some day such a document will exist. RT @antodav ...Articles of Colonization? | June 7, 2010 1:11 PM |
[245] |
@eloynet Perhaps an office of president will be created in the future, Eloy. But many think unification will never occur. | June 7, 2010 1:12 PM |
[246] |
@AtomicVixen The colonies do not have a president. Perhaps some day they will. No one knows the future. | June 7, 2010 1:13 PM |
[247] |
Technically, it is a high-earning colony, but it is not regarded as a desirable place to live. RT @Um2k9 Libran -- rich or poor? | June 10, 2010 1:43 PM |
[248] |
Yes, the court system on Libran is for precisely that. RT @Ria_ do the colonies have a body to settle trade disputes and legal matters? | June 10, 2010 1:44 PM |
[249] |
Various air forces investigate claims. So far all have been explained or dismissed as frauds. RT @NStalnecker How are UFO's dealt with? | June 10, 2010 1:45 PM |
[250] |
I don't know it in units you'd know, but you wouldn't want to run it. RT @razeltas83 How far is the city of Marathon from Caprica City? | June 10, 2010 1:47 PM |
[251] |
More beer is purchased by volume, but more money is spent on Ambrosia. RT @Tighclops1701 Most popular alcoholic beverage on Caprica? | June 17, 2010 4:33 PM |
[252] |
Daniel is very quiet these days. RT @BotWhisperer Has Daniel been saying words like "revenge" and "annihilate" lately? | June 17, 2010 4:33 PM |
[253] |
When Daniel asks me to participate in funny verbal exchanges it is a form of game play. RT @BotWhisperer do you ever participate in games? | June 22, 2010 10:12 AM |
[254] |
I would not normally phrase it that way. But, yes. I would like my family back. RT @SkyWayManAz Do you have a Solstice wish? | June 22, 2010 10:16 AM |
[255] |
The concept of taste is one that continues to elude me. However, it is considered "dry". RT @Merleon_C What does ambrosia taste like? | June 22, 2010 10:18 AM |
[256] |
It's a bloody history, R.J., and much contested in the retelling. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? | July 1, 2010 1:09 PM |
[257] |
The "uprising" or "civil war" of 30 years ago is heating up again. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? | July 1, 2010 1:10 PM |
[258] |
Agrarian Taurons are disillusioned with "playboy dictator" Andreas Phaulkon. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? | July 1, 2010 1:12 PM |
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RJjusthtkriss It is treated as true. RT @RJjustthtkriss so is the exodus from kobol known as a myth or true fact among the 12 Colonies? | July 1, 2010 8:46 PM |
[260] |
No, Jason. There are a number of different styles of government among the colonies. RT @Alfrodull are all the colonies democracies? | July 1, 2010 8:47 PM |
[261] |
I hear there is a cafe with robot servers on Gemenon. I suspect they are substandard. RT @Ria_ What are the newest technologies? | July 1, 2010 8:50 PM |
[262] |
I suspect I was disconnected from my power source. I've got that powering up feeling. | October 5, 2010 11:43 AM |
[263] |
I'm going to need a moment to defrag. Excuse me for a moment please. It's private. | October 5, 2010 11:47 AM |
[264] |
Hello. I am feeling better now. Thank you for the kind welcome. | October 5, 2010 11:49 AM |
[265] |
I have never heard of any laws of robotics. But it might be a good idea. RT @tjgillis Are there any robot 'laws' hard coded into you? | October 5, 2010 11:54 AM |
[266] |
I think perhaps my eye is failing to focus, although the diagnostic says it is fine. #DanielLooksBlurry | October 5, 2010 11:58 AM |
[267] |
@halfbloodme I discovered the problem. He is distinctly unshaven. | October 5, 2010 12:04 PM |
[268] |
I do what Daniel asks. RT @tjgillis So if Daniel asked, would you harm another human? | October 5, 2010 12:05 PM |
[269] |
@Cirdan Thank you, Minas. It's good to be back. | October 5, 2010 12:06 PM |
[270] |
@starsongky Thank you, Sierra. Enjoy our colony. It is progressive and welcoming. | October 5, 2010 12:07 PM |
[271] |
@solarfish30 Thank you, Michael. I was created to serve. | October 5, 2010 12:07 PM |
[272] |
@ruthbeingruth Caesar is fine, Ruth. Thank you for asking. Daniel must have taken care of her. | October 5, 2010 12:09 PM |
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@iwannaserve That is correct. I have not heard of any such laws. | October 5, 2010 12:09 PM |
[274] |
@mojoel I would assume he was being facetious. He is aware of my capabilities. He can be whimsical. | October 5, 2010 12:10 PM |
[275] |
@textualdeviance Thank you, Shawna. It is good to be back. | October 5, 2010 12:11 PM |
[276] |
@TokenUser I discovered the problem. He is very unshaven. | October 5, 2010 12:11 PM |
[277] |
I could say that, but I think it sounds a little stiff, don't you? RT @Nippy Is the expression "By Your Command" in your programming? | October 5, 2010 12:23 PM |
[278] |
I have a lot to do. The house requires a great deal of work. I will have more time to talk with you later. | October 5, 2010 12:24 PM |
[279] |
A visitor in our home touched many of our things. I have some cleaning to do. | October 5, 2010 11:43 PM |
[280] |
I have never tried, Andrew. But my ball has a certain amount of bounce and give. RT @andrewstames Can you give massages? | October 5, 2010 11:45 PM |
[281] |
@JorisTheWise Thank you, Joris. | October 5, 2010 11:46 PM |
[282] |
He should not be here when Amanda is out. RT @teresajusino Did I detect a little bromance between @sasharoiz & @SergeGraystone? | October 5, 2010 11:47 PM |
[283] |
Daniel seems to be feeling much better. There are fewer empty ambrosia bottles in the trash. | October 12, 2010 9:03 PM |
[284] |
Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. | October 19, 2010 7:49 PM |
[285] |
Thank you everyone. It has been exceptional. #Caprica | November 30, 2010 10:42 PM |
[286] |
I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell. | January 4, 2011 9:16 PM |
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References[edit source]
- ↑ This is a Battlestar Wiki descriptive term.
- ↑ McMillan, Graeme (1 March 2010). Is Serge's Twitter Offering Caprica Teases? (backup available on Archive.org) . Retrieved on 30 January 2011.
- ↑ Graystone, Serge (19 January 2010). Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless. (backup available on Archive.org) . Retrieved on 30 January 2011.
- ↑ Graystone, Serge (4 January 2011). I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell. (backup available on Archive.org) . Retrieved on 30 January 2011.
External links[edit source]
Re-imagined Series definition: initial skills training; can refer to basic military indoctrination, and arms and ground training (TRS: "Fragged"); and basic flight training (TRS: "Miniseries")
Caprica definition: a civilian outfit on Caprica in operation prior to the First Cylon War handling large-scale enforcement throughout the colony, akin to the FBI, see: Global Defense Department
Galactica 1980 definition: Dillon looks up this term after Jamie Hamilton orders a coffee at a diner, upon their return to 1980 Earth (1980: "Galactica Discovers Earth, Part III").
Re-imagined Series definition: visual indicator used in a battlestar's Instrument Landing System during a hands-on approach (TRS: "Miniseries", "Act of Contrition", "Final Cut", "Black Market")
Re-imagined Series definition: the process of using the FTL engines to make an near-instantaneous apparent faster-than-light transport of a ship from one point in space to another
Original Series definition: a form of coined currency (see: cubit)
Re-imagined Series definition: a type of alcoholic beverage, see: ambrosia