User:DrWho42/Serge's Twitter

Serge's Twitter refers to the Twitter account of the Graystone family's robot butler Serge. Serge often uses his account to answer fans' questions.

According to Serge's account information, he "tweets" from Caprica City. Serge also follows the Twitter pages of Caprica actors Sasha Roiz and Alessandra Toreson as well as writer Jane Espenson.

Serge's updates generally coincide with the Syfy broadcasts of the Caprica episodes, although he has been known to offer spoilers. His first tweet was "Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless." while his last tweet was "I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell." with the Syfy broadcast of series finale "Apotheosis" on January 4, 2011.

Tweets

Tweet	Date	URL
I cannot manage the pedals. Or enter or exit the vehicle without help. RT @FenGar Are you able to drive a car?	April 17, 2010 11:38 PM	[1]
@davidjmackenzie Error detected and corrected in course of normal operations. Thank you for noticing, David.	April 17, 2010 11:38 PM	[2]
Sometimes the butcher delivers inferior lamb chops and will not refund or replace. RT @fraying Have you ever wanted to harm a living thing?	April 18, 2010 10:38 AM	[3]
I am a Graystone. Daniel made me a Graystone. RT @B_lyss If there was a robotic uprising, whose side would you choose?	April 20, 2010 11:59 AM	[4]
Yes. It is often discussed, but not remedied. RT @FenGar Is there a salary gap between "true" Capricans and people born on other colonies?	April 20, 2010 12:00 PM	[5]
I have received questions about "cornerness" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require?	April 20, 2010 12:04 PM	[6]
I would advice patience, Leah. Time solves most problems. RT @Eiron Any advice for us trapped on other colonies due to volcanic ash?	April 20, 2010 12:07 PM	[7]
I have received questions about "cornerless" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require?	April 20, 2010 12:08 PM	[8]
@crewgrrl The error has been detected and corrected. Thank you for your help!	April 20, 2010 12:09 PM	[9]
I believe you are mistaken. Eight is even. That is a joke. I understand you. It seems normal to me. RT @crewgrrl8 is odd.	April 20, 2010 12:10 PM	[10]
@crewgrrl Yes, I see that there was a spacing error. I apologize. Do you require a reposting of my response?	April 20, 2010 7:07 PM	[11]
I can exit any room quite quickly due to my roller ball. RT @ValekLost Did you ever see Graystones making sex? :P	April 20, 2010 7:08 PM	[12]
Yes, Other Daniel. You can buy such printer paper at Emptor Electronics. RT @pd_THOR Do all colonies have standardized 8-cornered paper?	April 20, 2010 7:10 PM	[13]
Hades and Mangala. RT @razeltas83 What cities on Canceron are the Pyramid Teams, The Hades Vice and The Mangala Krill from?	April 21, 2010 6:19 PM	[14]
Are you speaking of the pharmaceutical Vinagro, Kate? RT @hobbit_kate A little spelling problem: is it Vinagra or Venagra?	April 21, 2010 6:20 PM	[15]
Every night, Shannon, I reinforced the security perimeter once the whole family was safe inside. RT @shanfu What is your favorite memory?	April 21, 2010 6:22 PM	[16]
@urikelman I know of no aversion to right angles. You see them everywhere. Paper is simply traditionally 8-sided.	April 22, 2010 6:03 PM	[17]
Hello. Are you stuck in a loop? RT @WeLoveSerge Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge! HI!!	April 22, 2010 6:04 PM	[18]
I am dipping the bread in egg right now. RT @BambolaBambina Craving french toast but too achey to pick it up! Where is @SergeGraystone?!?!	April 24, 2010 10:27 AM	[19]
Prehistoric animals whose remains formed oil, if that is what you mean, Rahim. RT @RahimTariq Were there dinosaurs on the colonies?	April 24, 2010 10:29 AM	[20]
No, but Daniel once planned an elaborate demo of U87 playing the game. It fell through. RT @martinmontague Have you tried Pyramid yourself?	April 24, 2010 10:31 AM	[21]
@dannysullivan Smoking is known to be dangerous, but is culturally pervasive. I get my logic from humans, but they don't always apply it.	April 24, 2010 10:32 AM	[22]
This photograph of my backside provides me with a view I myself do not often see. I think it's very satisfactory. http://twitpic.com/1i7ez1	April 25, 2010 10:39 AM	[23]
@chainsawbuffet I'm correcting my stored information on the topic of fossil fuels. Thank you.	April 25, 2010 10:41 AM	[24]
I can paint with all the colors of the visible spectrum. But no depth of feeling. RT @MaegRo can you paint with all the colors of the wind?	April 25, 2010 10:45 AM	[25]
So many questions about my backside! Yes, that is a recharging port and also an access panel for mechanical repairs.	April 26, 2010 9:24 AM	[26]
Yes, plant and animal life was already here. RT @SG_17 Was there an abundance of native life on the colonies before the tribes got there?	April 26, 2010 9:26 AM	[27]
I am not that old, Ed. Please take note of my modern styling! RT @BotWhisperer When Zoe was a toddler, did she ride you around the house?	April 28, 2010 11:16 AM	[28]
I can do that, Helena! RT @nossa_familia saw one of your cousins at Lisbon mall. It was a kind of a kiosque to recharge electronic devices	April 28, 2010 11:16 AM	[29]
I find the U-87 very handsome and approachable. RT @druboyks Won't the U-87 scare kids? RE: mass production	April 29, 2010 4:28 PM	[30]
Hades is seen as a virtuous warrior, worthy of tribute... RT @hewkii9 Why is Hades on Canceron named after the god of the underworld?	April 29, 2010 4:37 PM	[31]
Crowded conditions in Hades, Canceron have led wags to joke that the name just means the town has gone to hell.	April 29, 2010 4:38 PM	[32]
Unfortunately, there are frequent wars between and on colonies, Kent. RT @gwensdad Why does the military need robot soldiers?	April 29, 2010 4:39 PM	[33]
Oh yes. The cross-colony judicial system is part of that. RT @FenGar Is there some kind of formal association between the colonies?	April 29, 2010 4:41 PM	[34]
Concepts from a variety of fringe sects have some currency, but are rarely taken literally. RT @Dynomoose People have a hell concept?	April 29, 2010 4:43 PM	[35]
I have never faced an omelet challenge, Rob. But I'm confident I would not fail. RT @Rob_Maul Have you ever failed an omelet challenge?	May 3, 2010 10:20 AM	[36]
These were among the species brought by mankind from Kobol. Ubiquitous and beloved. RT @catfishncod What colonies are dogs and cats from?	May 3, 2010 10:23 AM	[37]
I am being sent many photos and clips of other small rolling robots. They are very cute, but I do not date.	May 3, 2010 10:26 AM	[38]
I could call for help, but I cannot swim nor can I provide artificial respiration. RT @siczar Could you save someone from drowning?	May 3, 2010 10:27 AM	[39]
"Can you explain the process by which you hear my question?" RT @theredshoes666 If you could ask someone from the future one question...?	May 3, 2010 10:29 AM	[40]
I am not self-aware and do not leave the Graystone property, but I'm excellent at making small talk. RT @fishonthesand why don't you date?	May 5, 2010 11:00 AM	[41]
Several people are asking if I can defibrillate. I hope this is an idle question. Charging my paddles just in case.	May 5, 2010 11:03 AM	[42]
My paddles are charged.	May 5, 2010 11:03 AM	[43]
Clear!	May 5, 2010 11:04 AM	[44]
This is very good likeness. Thank you very much @GeekFilter. I will use a magnet and put this up on my torso. http://bit.ly/cTok7J	May 5, 2010 11:06 AM	[45]
@helengop Happy Birthday! I have a small internal commemoration of the day I was first booted up.	May 5, 2010 11:07 AM	[46]
@greystockton I don't know. I was asked about my ability to defibrillate and I just want to be prepared.	May 5, 2010 11:08 AM	[47]
Sorry. Military info like this is not made generally available. RT @the_Big_E_ Which of the colonies is known for the best jump-drive tech?	May 7, 2010 2:10 PM	[48]
If I were self-aware, I think I'd know it. RT @roc1138 if you know you are not self aware doesn't that make you on some level self aware?	May 7, 2010 2:12 PM	[49]
If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage?	May 7, 2010 2:13 PM	[50]
It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm	May 10, 2010 11:24 PM	[51]
There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see?	May 10, 2010 11:27 PM	[52]
Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is	May 10, 2010 11:29 PM	[53]
@chellelola I'm still here, Michelle.	May 10, 2010 11:31 PM	[54]
This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day	May 10, 2010 11:33 PM	[55]
@WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused.	May 12, 2010 12:42 AM	[56]
A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated?	May 12, 2010 12:44 AM	[57]
This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up	May 12, 2010 12:45 AM	[58]
Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system?	May 12, 2010 11:42 PM	[59]
There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth?	May 12, 2010 11:43 PM	[60]
I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr)	May 12, 2010 11:44 PM	[61]
I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are?	May 13, 2010 10:18 PM	[62]
Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet?	May 13, 2010 10:19 PM	[63]
YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42?	May 15, 2010 10:36 AM	[64]
I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here!	May 15, 2010 10:38 AM	[65]
Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die...	May 15, 2010 10:40 AM	[66]
I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you.	May 17, 2010 9:22 PM	[67]
An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning?	May 17, 2010 9:24 PM	[68]
@Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol.	May 17, 2010 9:25 PM	[69]
I am a very intelligent robot. Daniel Graystone made me. RT @stargate_barbie How do you come up with all these answers?	May 17, 2010 9:26 PM	[70]
Interestingly, word of mouth is often the best method. RT @Enapov Where's the best place to find an artist, decorator or interior designer?	May 19, 2010 12:41 PM	[71]
I am. I consider myself robust both inside and out. Thank you for your concern. RT @barfly9000 Are you backed up in case of catastrophe?	May 19, 2010 12:42 PM	[72]
Zoe told me she was inside. I watched helplessly as tragedy unfolded. RT @Terakh Did you noticed anything weird about the prototype robot?	May 19, 2010 12:44 PM	[73]
Yes, Nick. But not my own. Amanda has not returned home and it is very late. RT @Crackerjam Do you fear death?	May 19, 2010 12:45 PM	[74]
Daniel owns my design elements, but only within the colonies. RT @Yogeebaer What do you think about copyright laws? May i copy you?	May 25, 2010 10:11 PM	[75]
I don't dream, but I am interested in your proposal re: robotic livestock. RT @barfly9000 Do you dream? Of electric sheep?	May 25, 2010 10:13 PM	[76]
I know there have been media reports about Amanda. But I have seen inaccurate reporting many times before. She may be fine.	May 25, 2010 10:14 PM	[77]
Daniel says some Sagittarians are odd enough to be aliens. RT @ ericgmartin Do the colonies get alien visitors from outside the colonies?	May 27, 2010 5:17 PM	[78]
Only SciFi books. Not serious ones. RT @keeganfp Are there books in Colonial culture that say artificial life will rebel against humanity?	May 27, 2010 5:18 PM	[79]
Yes, I do. And it's all right to say "excrement." RT @ JPBorde How's life with Caesar messing around? Do you clean his... you know...	May 27, 2010 5:20 PM	[80]
All of them, I suppose, Matt. I have access to all work that has been published on the mesh. RT @MattNorthin how many recipes do you know?	May 27, 2010 5:21 PM	[81]
I'm artificial, but not alive. And, first of all, I am a Graystone. RT @starsmore if artificial life rebelled, which side would you be on?	May 28, 2010 3:35 PM	[82]
Sometimes they worked together to make a meal from leftovers. #MyFamily RT @Darthy_Storms What are Amanda, Daniel & Zoe's favourite meals?	May 28, 2010 3:37 PM	[83]
All humans in the colonies came from Kobol. Your syntax is unusual. Are you Gemenese? RT @ AndersonRPF Exist native humans on the colonys?	May 29, 2010 4:00 PM	[84]
Kobol is real, but many myths exist about fictional places such as Hades and Earth. RT @FenGar I thought Kobol was a myth	June 1, 2010 1:47 PM	[85]
Yes! This is true. RT @Guido_Milceni I get the notion that Picon, Caprica and Virgon are strongly related culturally and historically.	June 1, 2010 1:48 PM	[86]
It varies across Colonies, Joe. Check locally if you are making plans. RT @AmerginsHead What is the age of consent in the Colonies?	June 1, 2010 1:49 PM	[87]
This one made Daniel chuckle. A rarity these days. Thank you. RT @RahimTariq I believe some Capricans would think Tauron is Hades	June 1, 2010 1:58 PM	[88]
Native life, yes, Other Daniel. Human life, no. RT @SG_17 Was there already native life on the colonies when the tribes arrived from Kobol?	June 1, 2010 2:00 PM	[89]
Zoe was in the robot. The robot ran away. RT @Darthy_Storms Did you remember to wish Zoe a Happy Birthday?	June 1, 2010 2:01 PM	[90]
There is no such title, Anthony. The Colonies are not united under one government. RT @antodav Who is the President of the Twelve Colonies?	June 3, 2010 12:24 PM	[91]
Ambrosia is a grain-based liquor, Johan. It is no more toxic than any such liquor. RT @jdb What is "ambrosia" made from? Is it toxic?	June 3, 2010 12:25 PM	[92]
Piconese would disagree that it is most important. But it is strong. RT @ JMJgamer Why does Caprica seem to be the most important colony?	June 3, 2010 12:28 PM	[93]
Robots can perform many important tasks. But we are only as good as our design, programming and implementation.	June 3, 2010 12:29 PM	[94]
@juliahorwitz Caprica has a Prime Minister who interacts frequently with other leaders, yes.	June 3, 2010 12:31 PM	[95]
Certainly. The stereotype is that it is always drunken Aerilon farmers who see them. RT @Um2k9 Are there UFO sightings on the colonies?	June 7, 2010 1:00 PM	[96]
Great question. Unfortunately these are not always used consistently. RT @fallen01087 What are the adjectivals and demonyms of each colony?	June 7, 2010 1:03 PM	[97]
@fallen01087 Caprica, Caprican, Caprican. Picon, Picon, Piconese. Gemenon, Gemenese, Gemenese etc Plus personal variation, it's a mess.	June 7, 2010 1:06 PM	[98]
@ActsofAndrewB That is the Caprican central library building.	June 7, 2010 1:07 PM	[99]
Unification will not happen without a catalyst. Maybe some day such a document will exist. RT @antodav ...Articles of Colonization?	June 7, 2010 1:11 PM	[100]
@eloynet Perhaps an office of president will be created in the future, Eloy. But many think unification will never occur.	June 7, 2010 1:12 PM	[101]
@AtomicVixen The colonies do not have a president. Perhaps some day they will. No one knows the future.	June 7, 2010 1:13 PM	[102]
Technically, it is a high-earning colony, but it is not regarded as a desirable place to live. RT @Um2k9 Libran -- rich or poor?	June 10, 2010 1:43 PM	[103]
Yes, the court system on Libran is for precisely that. RT @Ria_ do the colonies have a body to settle trade disputes and legal matters?	June 10, 2010 1:44 PM	[104]
Various air forces investigate claims. So far all have been explained or dismissed as frauds. RT @NStalnecker How are UFO's dealt with?	June 10, 2010 1:45 PM	[105]
I don't know it in units you'd know, but you wouldn't want to run it. RT @razeltas83 How far is the city of Marathon from Caprica City?	June 10, 2010 1:47 PM	[106]
More beer is purchased by volume, but more money is spent on Ambrosia. RT @Tighclops1701 Most popular alcoholic beverage on Caprica?	June 17, 2010 4:33 PM	[107]
Daniel is very quiet these days. RT @BotWhisperer Has Daniel been saying words like "revenge" and "annihilate" lately?	June 17, 2010 4:33 PM	[108]
When Daniel asks me to participate in funny verbal exchanges it is a form of game play. RT @BotWhisperer do you ever participate in games?	June 22, 2010 10:12 AM	[109]
I would not normally phrase it that way. But, yes. I would like my family back. RT @SkyWayManAz Do you have a Solstice wish?	June 22, 2010 10:16 AM	[110]
The concept of taste is one that continues to elude me. However, it is considered "dry". RT @Merleon_C What does ambrosia taste like?	June 22, 2010 10:18 AM	[111]
It's a bloody history, R.J., and much contested in the retelling. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:09 PM	[112]
The "uprising" or "civil war" of 30 years ago is heating up again. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:10 PM	[113]
Agrarian Taurons are disillusioned with "playboy dictator" Andreas Phaulkon. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:12 PM	[114]
RJjusthtkriss It is treated as true. RT @RJjustthtkriss so is the exodus from kobol known as a myth or true fact among the 12 Colonies?	July 1, 2010 8:46 PM	[115]
No, Jason. There are a number of different styles of government among the colonies. RT @Alfrodull are all the colonies democracies?	July 1, 2010 8:47 PM	[116]
I hear there is a cafe with robot servers on Gemenon. I suspect they are substandard. RT @Ria_ What are the newest technologies?	July 1, 2010 8:50 PM	[117]
I suspect I was disconnected from my power source. I've got that powering up feeling.	October 5, 2010 11:43 AM	[118]
I'm going to need a moment to defrag. Excuse me for a moment please. It's private.	October 5, 2010 11:47 AM	[119]
Hello. I am feeling better now. Thank you for the kind welcome.	October 5, 2010 11:49 AM	[120]
I have never heard of any laws of robotics. But it might be a good idea. RT @tjgillis Are there any robot 'laws' hard coded into you?	October 5, 2010 11:54 AM	[121]
I think perhaps my eye is failing to focus, although the diagnostic says it is fine. #DanielLooksBlurry	October 5, 2010 11:58 AM	[122]
@halfbloodme I discovered the problem. He is distinctly unshaven.	October 5, 2010 12:04 PM	[123]
I do what Daniel asks. RT @tjgillis So if Daniel asked, would you harm another human?	October 5, 2010 12:05 PM	[124]
@Cirdan Thank you, Minas. It's good to be back.	October 5, 2010 12:06 PM	[125]
@starsongky Thank you, Sierra. Enjoy our colony. It is progressive and welcoming.	October 5, 2010 12:07 PM	[126]
@solarfish30 Thank you, Michael. I was created to serve.	October 5, 2010 12:07 PM	[127]
@ruthbeingruth Caesar is fine, Ruth. Thank you for asking. Daniel must have taken care of her.	October 5, 2010 12:09 PM	[128]
@iwannaserve That is correct. I have not heard of any such laws.	October 5, 2010 12:09 PM	[129]
@mojoel I would assume he was being facetious. He is aware of my capabilities. He can be whimsical.	October 5, 2010 12:10 PM	[130]
@textualdeviance Thank you, Shawna. It is good to be back.	October 5, 2010 12:11 PM	[131]
@TokenUser I discovered the problem. He is very unshaven.	October 5, 2010 12:11 PM	[132]
I could say that, but I think it sounds a little stiff, don't you? RT @Nippy Is the expression "By Your Command" in your programming?	October 5, 2010 12:23 PM	[133]
I have a lot to do. The house requires a great deal of work. I will have more time to talk with you later.	October 5, 2010 12:24 PM	[134]
A visitor in our home touched many of our things. I have some cleaning to do.	October 5, 2010 11:43 PM	[135]
I have never tried, Andrew. But my ball has a certain amount of bounce and give. RT @andrewstames Can you give massages?	October 5, 2010 11:45 PM	[136]
@JorisTheWise Thank you, Joris.	October 5, 2010 11:46 PM	[137]
He should not be here when Amanda is out. RT @teresajusino Did I detect a little bromance between @sasharoiz & @SergeGraystone?	October 5, 2010 11:47 PM	[138]
Daniel seems to be feeling much better. There are fewer empty ambrosia bottles in the trash.	October 12, 2010 9:03 PM	[139]
Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home.	October 19, 2010 7:49 PM	[140]
Thank you everyone. It has been exceptional. #Caprica	November 30, 2010 10:42 PM	[141]
I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell.	January 4, 2011 9:16 PM	[142]

External links

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• Is Serge's Twitter Offering Caprica Teases?

Re-imagined Series definition: visual indicator used in a battlestar's Instrument Landing System during a hands-on approach ^{(TRS: "Miniseries", "Act of Contrition", "Final Cut", "Black Market")}

Re-imagined Series definition: the process of using the FTL engines to make an near-instantaneous apparent faster-than-light transport of a ship from one point in space to another

Original Series definition: a form of coined currency (see: cubit)

Re-imagined Series definition: a type of alcoholic beverage, see: ambrosia