User:DrWho42/Serge's Twitter

Serge's Twitter refers to the Twitter account of the Graystone family's robot butler Serge.

Tweet	Date	URL
If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage?	May 7, 2010 2:13 PM	[1]
It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm	May 10, 2010 11:24 PM	[2]
There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see?	May 10, 2010 11:27 PM	[3]
Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is	May 10, 2010 11:29 PM	[4]
@chellelola I'm still here, Michelle.	May 10, 2010 11:31 PM	[5]
This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day	May 10, 2010 11:33 PM	[6]
@WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused.	May 12, 2010 12:42 AM	[7]
A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated?	May 12, 2010 12:44 AM	[8]
This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up	May 12, 2010 12:45 AM	[9]
Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system?	May 12, 2010 11:42 PM	[10]
There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth?	May 12, 2010 11:43 PM	[11]
I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr)	May 12, 2010 11:44 PM	[12]
I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are?	May 13, 2010 10:18 PM	[13]
Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet?	May 13, 2010 10:19 PM	[14]
YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42?	May 15, 2010 10:36 AM	[15]
I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here!	May 15, 2010 10:38 AM	[16]
Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die...	May 15, 2010 10:40 AM	[17]
I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you.	May 17, 2010 9:22 PM	[18]
An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning?	May 17, 2010 9:24 PM	[19]
@Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol.	May 17, 2010 9:25 PM	[20]
I am a very intelligent robot. Daniel Graystone made me. RT @stargate_barbie How do you come up with all these answers?	May 17, 2010 9:26 PM	[21]
Interestingly, word of mouth is often the best method. RT @Enapov Where's the best place to find an artist, decorator or interior designer?	May 19, 2010 12:41 PM	[22]
I am. I consider myself robust both inside and out. Thank you for your concern. RT @barfly9000 Are you backed up in case of catastrophe?	May 19, 2010 12:42 PM	[23]
Zoe told me she was inside. I watched helplessly as tragedy unfolded. RT @Terakh Did you noticed anything weird about the prototype robot?	May 19, 2010 12:44 PM	[24]
Yes, Nick. But not my own. Amanda has not returned home and it is very late. RT @Crackerjam Do you fear death?	May 19, 2010 12:45 PM	[25]
Daniel owns my design elements, but only within the colonies. RT @Yogeebaer What do you think about copyright laws? May i copy you?	May 25, 2010 10:11 PM	[26]
I don't dream, but I am interested in your proposal re: robotic livestock. RT @barfly9000 Do you dream? Of electric sheep?	May 25, 2010 10:13 PM	[27]
I know there have been media reports about Amanda. But I have seen inaccurate reporting many times before. She may be fine.	May 25, 2010 10:14 PM	[28]
Daniel says some Sagittarians are odd enough to be aliens. RT @ ericgmartin Do the colonies get alien visitors from outside the colonies?	May 27, 2010 5:17 PM	[29]
Only SciFi books. Not serious ones. RT @keeganfp Are there books in Colonial culture that say artificial life will rebel against humanity?	May 27, 2010 5:18 PM	[30]
Yes, I do. And it's all right to say "excrement." RT @ JPBorde How's life with Caesar messing around? Do you clean his... you know...	May 27, 2010 5:20 PM	[31]
All of them, I suppose, Matt. I have access to all work that has been published on the mesh. RT @MattNorthin how many recipes do you know?	May 27, 2010 5:21 PM	[32]
I'm artificial, but not alive. And, first of all, I am a Graystone. RT @starsmore if artificial life rebelled, which side would you be on?	May 28, 2010 3:35 PM	[33]
Sometimes they worked together to make a meal from leftovers. #MyFamily RT @Darthy_Storms What are Amanda, Daniel & Zoe's favourite meals?	May 28, 2010 3:37 PM	[34]
All humans in the colonies came from Kobol. Your syntax is unusual. Are you Gemenese? RT @ AndersonRPF Exist native humans on the colonys?	May 29, 2010 4:00 PM	[35]
Kobol is real, but many myths exist about fictional places such as Hades and Earth. RT @FenGar I thought Kobol was a myth	June 1, 2010 1:47 PM	[36]
Yes! This is true. RT @Guido_Milceni I get the notion that Picon, Caprica and Virgon are strongly related culturally and historically.	June 1, 2010 1:48 PM	[37]
It varies across Colonies, Joe. Check locally if you are making plans. RT @AmerginsHead What is the age of consent in the Colonies?	June 1, 2010 1:49 PM	[38]
This one made Daniel chuckle. A rarity these days. Thank you. RT @RahimTariq I believe some Capricans would think Tauron is Hades	June 1, 2010 1:58 PM	[39]
Native life, yes, Other Daniel. Human life, no. RT @SG_17 Was there already native life on the colonies when the tribes arrived from Kobol?	June 1, 2010 2:00 PM	[40]
Zoe was in the robot. The robot ran away. RT @Darthy_Storms Did you remember to wish Zoe a Happy Birthday?	June 1, 2010 2:01 PM	[41]
There is no such title, Anthony. The Colonies are not united under one government. RT @antodav Who is the President of the Twelve Colonies?	June 3, 2010 12:24 PM	[42]
Ambrosia is a grain-based liquor, Johan. It is no more toxic than any such liquor. RT @jdb What is "ambrosia" made from? Is it toxic?	June 3, 2010 12:25 PM	[43]
Piconese would disagree that it is most important. But it is strong. RT @ JMJgamer Why does Caprica seem to be the most important colony?	June 3, 2010 12:28 PM	[44]
Robots can perform many important tasks. But we are only as good as our design, programming and implementation.	June 3, 2010 12:29 PM	[45]
@juliahorwitz Caprica has a Prime Minister who interacts frequently with other leaders, yes.	June 3, 2010 12:31 PM	[46]
Certainly. The stereotype is that it is always drunken Aerilon farmers who see them. RT @Um2k9 Are there UFO sightings on the colonies?	June 7, 2010 1:00 PM	[47]
Great question. Unfortunately these are not always used consistently. RT @fallen01087 What are the adjectivals and demonyms of each colony?	June 7, 2010 1:03 PM	[48]
@fallen01087 Caprica, Caprican, Caprican. Picon, Picon, Piconese. Gemenon, Gemenese, Gemenese etc Plus personal variation, it's a mess.	June 7, 2010 1:06 PM	[49]
@ActsofAndrewB That is the Caprican central library building.	June 7, 2010 1:07 PM	[50]
Unification will not happen without a catalyst. Maybe some day such a document will exist. RT @antodav ...Articles of Colonization?	June 7, 2010 1:11 PM	[51]
@eloynet Perhaps an office of president will be created in the future, Eloy. But many think unification will never occur.	June 7, 2010 1:12 PM	[52]
@AtomicVixen The colonies do not have a president. Perhaps some day they will. No one knows the future.	June 7, 2010 1:13 PM	[53]
Technically, it is a high-earning colony, but it is not regarded as a desirable place to live. RT @Um2k9 Libran -- rich or poor?	June 10, 2010 1:43 PM	[54]
Yes, the court system on Libran is for precisely that. RT @Ria_ do the colonies have a body to settle trade disputes and legal matters?	June 10, 2010 1:44 PM	[55]
Various air forces investigate claims. So far all have been explained or dismissed as frauds. RT @NStalnecker How are UFO's dealt with?	June 10, 2010 1:45 PM	[56]
I don't know it in units you'd know, but you wouldn't want to run it. RT @razeltas83 How far is the city of Marathon from Caprica City?	June 10, 2010 1:47 PM	[57]
More beer is purchased by volume, but more money is spent on Ambrosia. RT @Tighclops1701 Most popular alcoholic beverage on Caprica?	June 17, 2010 4:33 PM	[58]
Daniel is very quiet these days. RT @BotWhisperer Has Daniel been saying words like "revenge" and "annihilate" lately?	June 17, 2010 4:33 PM	[59]
When Daniel asks me to participate in funny verbal exchanges it is a form of game play. RT @BotWhisperer do you ever participate in games?	June 22, 2010 10:12 AM	[60]
I would not normally phrase it that way. But, yes. I would like my family back. RT @SkyWayManAz Do you have a Solstice wish?	June 22, 2010 10:16 AM	[61]
The concept of taste is one that continues to elude me. However, it is considered "dry". RT @Merleon_C What does ambrosia taste like?	June 22, 2010 10:18 AM	[62]
It's a bloody history, R.J., and much contested in the retelling. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:09 PM	[63]
The "uprising" or "civil war" of 30 years ago is heating up again. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:10 PM	[64]
Agrarian Taurons are disillusioned with "playboy dictator" Andreas Phaulkon. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron?	July 1, 2010 1:12 PM	[65]
RJjusthtkriss It is treated as true. RT @RJjustthtkriss so is the exodus from kobol known as a myth or true fact among the 12 Colonies?	July 1, 2010 8:46 PM	[66]
No, Jason. There are a number of different styles of government among the colonies. RT @Alfrodull are all the colonies democracies?	July 1, 2010 8:47 PM	[67]
I hear there is a cafe with robot servers on Gemenon. I suspect they are substandard. RT @Ria_ What are the newest technologies?	July 1, 2010 8:50 PM	[68]
I suspect I was disconnected from my power source. I've got that powering up feeling.	October 5, 2010 11:43 AM	[69]
I'm going to need a moment to defrag. Excuse me for a moment please. It's private.	October 5, 2010 11:47 AM	[70]
Hello. I am feeling better now. Thank you for the kind welcome.	October 5, 2010 11:49 AM	[71]
I have never heard of any laws of robotics. But it might be a good idea. RT @tjgillis Are there any robot 'laws' hard coded into you?	October 5, 2010 11:54 AM	[72]
I think perhaps my eye is failing to focus, although the diagnostic says it is fine. #DanielLooksBlurry	October 5, 2010 11:58 AM	[73]
@halfbloodme I discovered the problem. He is distinctly unshaven.	October 5, 2010 12:04 PM	[74]
I do what Daniel asks. RT @tjgillis So if Daniel asked, would you harm another human?	October 5, 2010 12:05 PM	[75]
@Cirdan Thank you, Minas. It's good to be back.	October 5, 2010 12:06 PM	[76]
@starsongky Thank you, Sierra. Enjoy our colony. It is progressive and welcoming.	October 5, 2010 12:07 PM	[77]
@solarfish30 Thank you, Michael. I was created to serve.	October 5, 2010 12:07 PM	[78]
@ruthbeingruth Caesar is fine, Ruth. Thank you for asking. Daniel must have taken care of her.	October 5, 2010 12:09 PM	[79]
@iwannaserve That is correct. I have not heard of any such laws.	October 5, 2010 12:09 PM	[80]
@mojoel I would assume he was being facetious. He is aware of my capabilities. He can be whimsical.	October 5, 2010 12:10 PM	[81]
@textualdeviance Thank you, Shawna. It is good to be back.	October 5, 2010 12:11 PM	[82]
@TokenUser I discovered the problem. He is very unshaven.	October 5, 2010 12:11 PM	[83]
I could say that, but I think it sounds a little stiff, don't you? RT @Nippy Is the expression "By Your Command" in your programming?	October 5, 2010 12:23 PM	[84]
I have a lot to do. The house requires a great deal of work. I will have more time to talk with you later.	October 5, 2010 12:24 PM	[85]
A visitor in our home touched many of our things. I have some cleaning to do.	October 5, 2010 11:43 PM	[86]
I have never tried, Andrew. But my ball has a certain amount of bounce and give. RT @andrewstames Can you give massages?	October 5, 2010 11:45 PM	[87]
@JorisTheWise Thank you, Joris.	October 5, 2010 11:46 PM	[88]
He should not be here when Amanda is out. RT @teresajusino Did I detect a little bromance between @sasharoiz & @SergeGraystone?	October 5, 2010 11:47 PM	[89]
Daniel seems to be feeling much better. There are fewer empty ambrosia bottles in the trash.	October 12, 2010 9:03 PM	[90]
Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home.	October 19, 2010 7:49 PM	[91]
Thank you everyone. It has been exceptional. #Caprica	November 30, 2010 10:42 PM	[92]
I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell.	January 4, 2011 9:16 PM	[93]

External links

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Original Series definition: a form of coined currency (see: cubit)

Re-imagined Series definition: a type of alcoholic beverage, see: ambrosia

Re-imagined Series definition: visual indicator used in a battlestar's Instrument Landing System during a hands-on approach ^{(TRS: "Miniseries", "Act of Contrition", "Final Cut", "Black Market")}