Spot the Cylon

When dealing with Cylons, it is very important to know how to Spot the Cylon. Being able to Spot the Cylon is of the most vital importance!! It can make the difference between life and a very boring speech about monotheism.

Metal Cylons

Some Cylons are metal. These Cylons should be easy to spot. Note the metalic skin and the lack of two eyes. Look to your right! There's one. Did you spot the Cylon? Very good.

Remember, these Cylons are mostly harmless, but will bite if you do not keep your fingers clear.

Airplane Cylons

Some Cylons fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They look almost, but not quite entirely, nothing like Cadbury Eggs with pointy bits on the outside and smooth creamy badness on the inside.

Humano-Cylons

Some Cylons look like humans. Uh-oh. These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure fire methods to Spot the Cylon.

Flashlight

Humano-Cylons do not like flashlights. Waving a flashlight at a Cylon might cause it to react poorly.

Call it a Toaster

Humano-Cylons do not like being called toasters. Interestingly, toasters do not like being called Cylons. While calling a toaster a Cylon might involve your toast being over-done, calling a Cylon a toaster might involve you being overdone.

Hot Mamas

All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. One of them resembles a young Kevin Spacey. If you think metal Cylons are hot, no one likes you - sicko.

Glowing Spines

When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red. (Note: This is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings.) Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart!, this is not true. This brings us to our next point:

Cylons Are Sluts

It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like Helo can seduce a Cylon. Hang in there!

Twins

Some Cylons are twins of each other. If you see a set of hot mama or complete stud twins standing next to each other, chances are they are Cylons! Commence shooting on sight. If you are mistaken, blame the Chamalla. You'll probably get away with it. If you don't, don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Radiation

There's this atomic bomb radiation thing. But who has time for that?

KITT

Some Cylons are cars. It is recommended that you kill this model on sight, preferably with something very heavy, fast, and with 18 wheels.