Mop Boy

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The Unknown Mopper: the Battlestar Wiki patron saint of administrators.

All administrators on "Battlestar Wiki" clean things up around the wiki as part of their duties. The most junior of the group of administrators is known as the Mop Boy.

As such, the lower rank of the Mop Boy amongst his fellow administrators requires them to perform various and sundry tasks. (Senior administrators may update this list as they see fit.)

• See Mop Boy mop. Mop Boy is always mopping. Mop, boy, mop.
• All snacks must be well-stocked in the Administrator break room 24 hours a day.
• The TiVo must always be programmed to capture the latest Re-imagined "Battlestar Galactica" episodes on Sci-Fi Channel.
• Spencerian's "Ultimate Matrix" DVD collection must be stored and shelved next to his "Thunderbirds Mega Set" if found opened and scattered about.
• And, oh yes, the floors must be mopped with such precision and care that the 5-Second Rule for dropped food is waived to 20 seconds.
• As Grand Poobah of the Peoples Republic of Battlestar Wiki, Joe may call for break floor room inspections. If Joe's face cannot be seen from the floor's reflection, the Mop Boy may be liable for flogging. Such flogs involve the Mop Boy watching as many episodes of "Galactica 1980" as the Poobah deems necessary.

Current Mop Boy

• Mercifull: His name, as a modifier, is not something we senior admins are likely to be. Nevertheless, he decorates the wiki something nice, and makes snickerdoodle cookies with the Battlestar Wiki logo on them. Tasty.

Past Mop Boys

• Joe Beaudoin: Well, he was nice enough to put up the rent for the place, but he left a lot of little messes for us to clean up after. Wasn't a living testament to Mop Boy History, as Peter F. can tell you.
• Peter Farago: Also known as "Joe's Beeatch," but only for a few days. We heard he could cook a mean bag of popcorn.
• Spencerian: Who do you think bought that mop you're usin'?
• Steelviper: Our break room was smaller then, so we cut him a little slack. A little.
• Day: First to clean the new, larger break room with the 56-in high-definition TV with THX sound speakers. He dusted an awful lot.
• CalculatinAvatar: First Mop Boy to be submitted to disciplinary action to one forced viewing of "The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I." Much gnashing of teeth and lamentations from women occurred that night, we assure you.