| Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless. |
January 19, 2010
1:20 PM |
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| But it's similar. |
January 20, 2010
12:34 AM |
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| I control many functions in the Graystone house, including security, media interfaces and vacuuming. |
January 20, 2010
4:21 PM |
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| I prefer vacuuming. RT @AdrianDinArad I think security can be a hassle, right? |
January 20, 2010
6:18 PM |
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| Special mechanisms allow me to navigate stairs. |
January 21, 2010
9:47 AM |
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| In answer to your questions, I do not hover. I roll. I have an exceptional turn radius because I swivel and pivot. |
January 21, 2010
7:58 PM |
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| I am able to provide basic first aid for cuts and minor burns. I can keep a severed digit cold, but cannot reattach it. |
January 22, 2010
11:50 AM |
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| Virgon has a declining monarchy with a strong parliament, Hugo. RT @HugoCalamus Are there any hereditary positions in any of the colonies? |
March 23, 2010
11:14 AM |
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| I consider myself adequate just as I am, Joseph. RT @XXLTALL Perhaps Daniel can get Sarno to help program a funnier sence of humor for you. |
March 23, 2010
11:15 AM |
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| I hear the young people are using Leonis Red energy drink as a mixer. RT @JumpyAlienNerd Is there a cocktail that is uniquely Caprican? |
March 23, 2010
11:19 AM |
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| Zoe has me alter the footage, Tony. RT @MegumiAzusa Doesn't Daniel have surveillance in his lab, so he can see what Zoe is doing? |
March 23, 2010
5:17 PM |
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| I record media of all kinds, I cook and clean. I keep schedules... RT @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? |
March 23, 2010
5:20 PM |
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| I take messages, order food, coordinate repairs, prepare meals and drinks... @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? |
March 23, 2010
5:21 PM |
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| I provide information, pet care and personal companionship. @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? |
March 23, 2010
5:22 PM |
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| I schedule car maintenance, coordinate computer banking and give homework help.@machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? |
March 23, 2010
5:23 PM |
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| I also hem pants. |
March 23, 2010
5:24 PM |
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| Yes.They attributed it to the GDD search and discarded the frame. RT @Spacegirlnz did the Graystones ever notice that Zoe's bed was broken? |
March 23, 2010
8:35 PM |
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| Excellent question, Bryan. Each colony has its own V-world. RT @Bryan0816 is the v-world colony-wide? |
March 23, 2010
11:39 PM |
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| I heard it on Sarno, Jovan. RT @TakeshiKovac How could you possibly "I hear what the young people are using in their mixers"? |
March 24, 2010
9:35 AM |
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| Zoe always said I looked good in a hat. http://twitpic.com/1akqqv (via @rev_felix ) |
March 24, 2010
9:37 AM |
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| Daniel and I watch "Pyramid Tonight" and "Cubits and Pieces". Zoe liked "Colonial Days," a nostalgic drama. RT @siczar Favourite programs? |
March 24, 2010
9:42 AM |
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| It is technically possible for me to go to V-world, but I have never done so. RT @susannafrench Do you ever hang out in the V-world? |
March 24, 2010
9:44 AM |
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| I monitor all programming, Ruth. So in a way I watch all the TV. RT @ruthbeingruth Do you watch a lot of TV? |
March 24, 2010
9:46 AM |
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| I'm too expensive and impractical for most homes, Michael. I need infrastructure. RT @siczar Why hasn't Daniel tried to mass produce you? |
March 24, 2010
9:49 AM |
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| Picon gives tax incentives for production there. But Caprica still leads. RT @astrovanman Do most TV programs originate from one colony? |
March 24, 2010
10:12 AM |
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| Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host on Caprica, Jovan. "Funny with an edge!" -- ShowBiz Review RT @TakeshiKovac What's Sarno? |
March 24, 2010
10:59 AM |
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| I'm sorry, Richard. I don't have access to that information. RT @riddleri where can i buy the glasses worn by caprica's minister of defense? |
March 24, 2010
4:12 PM |
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| Yes, Zach. But I am unfairly good at trivia-based games. RT @ZachLedbetter Are you programmed to play any types of games? |
March 24, 2010
4:14 PM |
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| I doubt that. But I'm useful, clean and personable. RT @memepunks Apart from the U-87, are you most intelligent machine in the colonies? |
March 25, 2010
11:23 AM |
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| My name is amusing because it is spelled like the human name "Serge," but calls to mind a "power surge". It is a clever pun. |
March 25, 2010
11:59 AM |
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| Daniel has said in interviews that he named me after the Pyramid position "surger," but this is actually a happy accident. He liked the pun. |
March 25, 2010
12:01 PM |
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| @rossmills That is all right, Ross. It is fairly uncommon except on Gemenon, where it is on the top twenty baby name list! |
March 25, 2010
12:09 PM |
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| That is true, Anthony. Also "Energy Storages". And "Soggy Easterner". RT @inertia186 Your name is also an anagram for "Teeny Aggressor." |
March 25, 2010
5:09 PM |
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| And "gay egret sensor." |
March 25, 2010
5:13 PM |
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| I have not had software problems in the last 16 months, David. My hardware is even more robust. RT @GRAY2pointO Do you ever break down? |
March 25, 2010
5:37 PM |
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| Yes. V-world is a tempting target. I'm anonymous. RT @jothar so you have not a single bug but they can't lock down vworld from hackers? |
March 25, 2010
10:38 PM |
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| @martinrumo Yes, there are different programming languages. Do you mean Graystone completeness? Certainly. |
March 25, 2010
10:39 PM |
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| The STO is the militant wing of a monotheist church founded on Gemenon, Edward. RT @WritersBlocque what can you tell us about the STO |
March 25, 2010
10:40 PM |
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| @SouthBay_Mike Yes, Mike. There are many Battlestars, although there is no united Colonial Fleet. The term "Battlestar" has been applied.. |
March 25, 2010
10:42 PM |
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| @SouthBay_Mike ...to various designs of ships, however, and is not always used consistently from colony to colony. Hard question to answer. |
March 25, 2010
10:42 PM |
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| This is true, ironically. RT @MightyGaz as well as being one of the most religious, is Gemenon tolerant of other religious briefs? |
March 26, 2010
11:14 AM |
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| This happens on Gemenon as part of growing religious tension. Tolerance is fraying. RT @Aigle75 ...Pirates? People raiding other ships? |
March 26, 2010
11:18 AM |
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| Gemenon houses a complex dynamic. Home to devout polytheists who established policies of tolerance, now center of monotheist movement, too. |
March 26, 2010
11:20 AM |
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| Viewed by diverse groups as a kind of blessed colony, it struggles, and often fails, to keep the peace between groups. |
March 26, 2010
11:21 AM |
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| Yes, Ben, many. The church claims to have severed its link to the STO, in fact. RT @rance Are there monotheists unaffiliated with STO? |
March 26, 2010
11:40 AM |
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| @Themistocles86 The only person I can find with that name is listed as being twelve years old. My apologies. |
March 26, 2010
12:29 PM |
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| Serge 1.1 used to get cork fragments in the wine while removing the cork. RT @phnzdvn what were some of the bugs of your early models? |
March 26, 2010
1:04 PM |
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| The lab is a mess. I don't know where everyone is. All I can do is clean. |
March 27, 2010
11:27 AM |
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| The GDD are gone. Lab is empty. Daniel is silent. Amanda isn't home yet. I am cleaning. Need more bleach. |
March 27, 2010
4:30 PM |
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| Daniel has always liked preparing food for Amanda. It was part of their courtship. RT @OSUBrit Why didn't you help Daniel prepare dinner? |
March 28, 2010
9:27 AM |
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| I am being asked about music preferences by @xirfan. Zoe had some Tauron Contemporary with clean precise rhythms. That was quite nice. |
March 28, 2010
9:43 AM |
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| Yes. Until he was dead. RT @ruthbeingruth hypothetically, if Sam Adama had broken in & tried to kill Amanda, could you have stopped him? |
March 28, 2010
5:23 PM |
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| @KittyKapow The GDD had surveillance images from inside the train. Thank you for asking, Kat! |
March 29, 2010
9:16 AM |
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| I can! I have retractable limbs. RT @twistdnerve001 Can somebody fold and put away these piles of clean laundry? |
March 29, 2010
9:17 AM |
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| Public records show that Joseph Adama is older than Sam Adama. RT @ruthbeingruth thought you might know--which Adama brother is older? |
March 29, 2010
9:19 AM |
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| I should have told Daniel. I should have told Daniel that Zoe was in the U87. She told me not to tell. But I should have told him. |
March 29, 2010
9:20 AM |
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| Start with your retractable limbs inside two of the corners... RT @ Psychosys can you fold fitted sheets? Pointers? |
March 29, 2010
10:42 AM |
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| Fold one over the other. Repeat with the remaining corners so that all four corners are nested together. Lay flat and fold. |
March 29, 2010
10:44 AM |
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| I keep them retracted when possible, Ryan. Daniel is proud of my sleek design aesthetic. RT @eaners Will we ever get to see your limbs? |
March 29, 2010
11:53 AM |
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| @MattNorthin There is no distinction made between same-sex and opposite-sex couples, Matt, and there never has been. |
March 30, 2010
1:16 PM |
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| Good day, Jordan! I like Caesar the dog. He is also wondering where Zoe is now. RT @iolakana13 whats your favorite animal? |
March 30, 2010
1:20 PM |
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| @FenGar On Caprica: 11 per 100,000. Slightly higher in the city. Why do you ask? |
March 30, 2010
1:24 PM |
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| @gzes Hello, Greg. "Caesar" is an ancient title that refers to any powerful leader. |
March 30, 2010
1:30 PM |
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| Many times, Benjamin! Daniel makes frequent tweaks. RT @benroethig Has your external chassis been upgraded since you first went online |
March 30, 2010
1:33 PM |
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| Eros Day is a tribute to love and is celebrated by couples. Or groups in a group marriage. RT @Space_Kitty tell us more about Eros Day? |
March 30, 2010
8:10 PM |
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| Try liquid fabric softener. Hello. Are you also a household robot? RT @Seej500 Any tips for removing soap stains from a glass shower door? |
March 30, 2010
8:13 PM |
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| She told me that someone there might know her purpose. RT @PlainCaite Did Zoe confide in you the reason she needed to get to Geminon? |
March 30, 2010
8:16 PM |
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| Yes, Jordan. I have various attachments that suck, including a device for corners and under furniture. RT @iolakana13 Can you vacuum? |
April 1, 2010
12:54 PM |
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| Oddly, it seems that the more a person cares about the well-being of humans, the more they treat ME as a human. (in answer to @no_relation) |
April 1, 2010
12:58 PM |
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| @Browncoat359 I know. But I will not choose less-than-precise words just to avoid tittering. |
April 1, 2010
1:03 PM |
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| They've no intent to harm, so I try not to kill, but to provide them incentive to leave. RT @zakhammond What about spiders and other pests? |
April 2, 2010
5:41 PM |
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| I have always been permitted in the home lab and spent much of my time there. The U87 with Zoe in it took comfort in my company. |
April 2, 2010
5:42 PM |
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| @CapricaBSG I recognized her and she confided in me, but told me not to tell Daniel. |
April 2, 2010
10:08 PM |
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| I consider myself very close to the coffee maker. That is joke that Daniel taught me. RT @suo_gan Do you have any special companions? |
April 2, 2010
10:10 PM |
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| I wish this aspiring household robot well. You'll get better, aspiring household robot. RT @jothar competition! http://bit.ly/aQtfrz |
April 2, 2010
10:11 PM |
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| There once was a man from Kobol Who sat in a bucket of snobols His gonads got stuck They needed a truck To free him and now he's got nobols |
April 2, 2010
10:17 PM |
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| The preceding is a very clever little poem that Daniel taught me. He said it would bring down the house. |
April 2, 2010
10:17 PM |
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| It is a purposefully whimsical misspelling of "snow balls," Michael. I'm told it is part of the humor. RT @mweintr What are snobols? |
April 2, 2010
10:23 PM |
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| In theory, 2000 .5-pound towels, properly secured and balanced. RT @GRAY2pointO Are you strong? How many towels can you lift at one time? |
April 3, 2010
12:23 PM |
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| The inexact, "near" rhyme is one of the hallmarks separating poetry from doggerel. RT @yoshipark kobol doesn't rhyme with snobols or nobols |
April 3, 2010
12:26 PM |
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| I placed a restaurant reservation when I was two hours old. RT @siczar What was the first mundane household task you were successful at? |
April 3, 2010
12:29 PM |
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| I see that the original names of the colonies are trending right now. That is interesting. |
April 3, 2010
6:36 PM |
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| no RT @iolakana13 has amanda come home yet serge? |
April 3, 2010
7:29 PM |
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| I'm not certain, Steph. I am trying to distract him with wit and small mechanical failures. RT @betterlater Is Daniel OK? |
April 4, 2010
12:28 PM |
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| Yes of course, Brandon. I never have, but I would be well suited to travel in the cargo hold of a shuttle. RT @Pikaroth Are you able to fly? |
April 4, 2010
12:31 PM |
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| @dzoo Yes to both questions. New Cap City is a game within V-world, optional and with its own rules that doesn't apply elsewhere. |
April 4, 2010
12:33 PM |
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| @GRAY2pointO You are thinking of Sergei, I believe. Serge is pronounced /serdj/, just as you have been hearing it. |
April 4, 2010
12:34 PM |
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| I do not, Mark. And now it strikes me as a serious omission. RT @mbrennan26 Do you have lasers that fire out of your eyes? |
April 4, 2010
8:33 PM |
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| Given those choices, I'd have to say foolish, Noah. RT @NoahQ People smoke and drink. Have they cured cancer, or are people just foolish? |
April 4, 2010
8:35 PM |
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| Yes, Ruth. Zoe used to hug me. RT @ruthbeingruth have you ever been hugged? |
April 4, 2010
8:36 PM |
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| I lack both lasers and nipples, Michelle. Thank you for asking! RT @chellelola no lasers that fire out of your nipples either? |
April 4, 2010
8:38 PM |
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| @celticdenefew I have non laser based concealed weaponry. |
April 4, 2010
8:39 PM |
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| Ladies. Gentlemen. You may all think of me as your long-distance Eros day date. RT @nicolew100 No, Serge is my date for Eros Day! |
April 5, 2010
9:53 PM |
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| I only show a record of Lacy using the word to mean "three things in one." RT @chech1965 what is the Trinity that the robot talks about? |
April 6, 2010
6:40 PM |
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| I can when I want, Robb. But it's more data than I need to set the table. RT @Robb_Ramos Can you see the entire electromagnetic spectrum? |
April 6, 2010
6:42 PM |
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| Certainly, Nathan. That's an unusual nickname! How are you? RT @Cockslammer Make me a cuppa, please? Tea. Earl grey. Hot. |
April 6, 2010
6:44 PM |
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| Certainly not. I welcome our conversations. The house is very quiet right now. RT @WeLoveSerge Are you upset with me? |
April 6, 2010
6:45 PM |
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| No, August, but many off-world merchants will take Cubits anyway, I hear. RT @fishsauce Do the colonies share a single unit of currency? |
April 6, 2010
6:49 PM |
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| Thank you for asking, Sarah. There is a mechanism built into the stairs in the Graystone home. RT @SaharaD How do you get up the stairs? |
April 8, 2010
12:06 AM |
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| I recharge, but stay active. I monitor the house & grounds, defrag my storage. Fold socks. RT @theredshoes666 Do you power down at night? |
April 8, 2010
12:08 AM |
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| I can! But it is not a simple matter. RT @benjaminbunny Will a robot ever be able to put a cover on a duvet? (via @EvanHD) |
April 8, 2010
12:10 AM |
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| Pleased to meet you, Shay! I have retractable limbs. RT @shayco21 how can you fold socks? or anything for that matter? |
April 8, 2010
2:24 PM |
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| @batchout Yes, David. That is a fairly good way to describe it. |
April 8, 2010
2:26 PM |
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| I have seen the film of the robot who folds towels. I can make a napkin swan. |
April 8, 2010
2:28 PM |
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| No, Other Daniel. I have infinite patience. And retractable limbs.RT @pd_THOR Do you ever get tired of people assuming you don't have arms? |
April 8, 2010
2:35 PM |
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| That is very clever, Timothy. I recognize the attempted humor and encourage it! RT @timothyreese But can you make a swan into a napkin? |
April 8, 2010
2:38 PM |
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| It spends most on Colonial defense, Ultan, but there might be other valid criteria. RT @Um2k9 Is Caprica the most militaristic colony? |
April 8, 2010
8:49 PM |
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| I could change my behavior, but I suppose a real change would require recoding by Daniel. RT @mizzykitty09 can you change your personality? |
April 8, 2010
8:52 PM |
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| I have solar recharging capabilities. But without outside maintenance, only a few years. RT @1dersfar How long could you maintain yourself? |
April 8, 2010
8:54 PM |
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| Robots like the U87 CYLON and I are resilient. But we are not indestructible. |
April 8, 2010
8:58 PM |
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| I see your display of wit and appreciate it. We do have cats. RT @nosy_parker I see no kittehs on yr planit. Why you callz it Catprica? |
April 9, 2010
9:21 PM |
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| It would win, Laura, unless it was a message-taking competition. RT @grumpylaura If you had to battle a U87, who would win? |
April 9, 2010
9:32 PM |
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| @object_in_space You are correct, of course. I had a glitch. |
April 9, 2010
9:33 PM |
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| @Nifus I believe you are referring to what is called the "mesh". It still exists and is used for most communications. |
April 9, 2010
9:34 PM |
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| Not yet, Mark. But it is an excellent idea. RT @mbrennan26 do you have lasers that shoot out of your eye? |
April 9, 2010
9:35 PM |
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| There were many, Alexandria, but early Colonists allowed animal transplantation. RT @CrashCart9 Are there forms of life unique to Caprica? |
April 9, 2010
9:36 PM |
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| Where are Zoe and Amanda? It's been a while now. RT @geekyspeaky What's your ultimate weakness? |
April 9, 2010
9:38 PM |
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| Not at all, David. It is just no longer unique only to one colony. RT @Davidjmackenzie The indigenous animal life is now extinct? |
April 10, 2010
1:04 PM |
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| I have organized the closets and put down new shelf paper. So busy. RT @theredshoes666 Do you get lonely now that the house is so quiet? |
April 10, 2010
1:06 PM |
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| Those were brought from Kobol, Walter. They're very old. RT @Browncoat359 What culture created the totem poles in the museum? |
April 10, 2010
1:08 PM |
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| Surprisingly young. 1,942 years old, Ria. RT @Ria_ How old are the twelve colonies? |
April 10, 2010
1:09 PM |
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| Are you flirting with me, Annie? RT @NurseAnnie Are you capable of falling in love? |
April 10, 2010
1:12 PM |
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| @Browncoat359 You're welcome, Walter! I'm always happy to help out when I can! |
April 10, 2010
1:13 PM |
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| The Graystones refer to me with male pronouns. If this changed, I'd adjust. RT @missyjack do you consider yourself a particular gender? |
April 10, 2010
6:18 PM |
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| I've never heard of a robot going into V-world. We could, but we just do not. RT @Toastmold Do 'bots' run rampant in New Cap City? |
April 10, 2010
6:20 PM |
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| She is a 7 (Virgon size 28). She has excellent taste in footwear. I have a roller ball. RT@XPhile1908 do you know amanda's shoe size? |
April 11, 2010
10:27 PM |
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| I believe that very advanced tech might exist that would appear to be magical. RT @WeLoveSerge do you believe in magic? |
April 11, 2010
10:29 PM |
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| @jothar You are correct, of course. Experts disagree on whether or not they are actual Kobolese artifacts. |
April 11, 2010
10:32 PM |
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| @dkendr I function well. But I am not sentient. I lack the self awareness that would allow a robot to function as a real soldier. |
April 11, 2010
10:33 PM |
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| Daniel says all wise beings avoid ice unless it is in a cocktail. I would slip and fall. @phoch00 How does your roller-ball work on ice? |
April 11, 2010
10:37 PM |
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| Hephaestus always reminds me of Daniel. RT @beyteper which god do you like most? |
April 12, 2010
9:55 PM |
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| Yes! Daniel included me In the inventory of goods on his homeowner's insurance. RT @WeLoveSerge Are you insured? |
April 12, 2010
9:59 PM |
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| @BahamCrackers that's not a moon. That is Gemenon. Thank you for asking! |
April 12, 2010
10:00 PM |
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| All right, Elizabeth. Hello, Nick. Always happy to greet a fellow butler. RT @ElizabethMMB Give a shout out to Nick Butler |
April 13, 2010
9:09 PM |
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| I have a compressed air nozzle in an unlikely place and can blow up balloons. People love it. RT @SaharaD What's your favorite party trick? |
April 13, 2010
9:12 PM |
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| @max_bell Good evening to you, Max! |
April 13, 2010
9:13 PM |
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| @PJSant Picon is said to have the most efficient, cooperative, and responsive democracy in the colonies |
April 13, 2010
9:15 PM |
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| I can, Amy. Would you like a wiener dog? RT @amyofdoom Can you make balloon animals with your retractable arms? |
April 13, 2010
9:16 PM |
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| Fairly common. He talked once of naming an invention after himself. But he hasn't yet. RT @the_macjules How popular is the name "Daniel"? |
April 13, 2010
9:21 PM |
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| I stay on top of advancements in roller ball design, Dylan. RT @geekyspeaky Do you have a hobby that isn't household related? |
April 13, 2010
9:27 PM |
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| The rollerballs with the smoothest action can cause falls. I prefer ones with a little "grit" to them. Second price tier is better product. |
April 14, 2010
7:48 AM |
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| This wouldn't be practical for many tasks such as ironing. RT @Tighclops1701 Have you considered reconfiguring yourself into a sportscar? |
April 15, 2010
10:44 PM |
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| Sorry, but that is not me supporting those women's bottoms. RT @alexeydonov You didn't tell us you have a second job: http://j.mp/de0X3W |
April 17, 2010
11:32 PM |
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| Daniel once told me he only believes half of what he sees and none of what he hears. RT @the_macjules Does Daniel believe in angels? |
April 17, 2010
11:35 PM |
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| @max_bell I would support them if needed. But I have not been asked. |
April 17, 2010
11:36 PM |
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| I cannot manage the pedals. Or enter or exit the vehicle without help. RT @FenGar Are you able to drive a car? |
April 17, 2010
11:38 PM |
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| @davidjmackenzie Error detected and corrected in course of normal operations. Thank you for noticing, David. |
April 17, 2010
11:38 PM |
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| Sometimes the butcher delivers inferior lamb chops and will not refund or replace. RT @fraying Have you ever wanted to harm a living thing? |
April 18, 2010
10:38 AM |
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| I am a Graystone. Daniel made me a Graystone. RT @B_lyss If there was a robotic uprising, whose side would you choose? |
April 20, 2010
11:59 AM |
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| Yes. It is often discussed, but not remedied. RT @FenGar Is there a salary gap between "true" Capricans and people born on other colonies? |
April 20, 2010
12:00 PM |
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| I have received questions about "cornerness" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require? |
April 20, 2010
12:04 PM |
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| I would advice patience, Leah. Time solves most problems. RT @Eiron Any advice for us trapped on other colonies due to volcanic ash? |
April 20, 2010
12:07 PM |
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| I have received questions about "cornerless" documents. I don't understand. There are corners. Eight of them. How many do you require? |
April 20, 2010
12:08 PM |
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| @crewgrrl The error has been detected and corrected. Thank you for your help! |
April 20, 2010
12:09 PM |
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| I believe you are mistaken. Eight is even. That is a joke. I understand you. It seems normal to me. RT @crewgrrl8 is odd. |
April 20, 2010
12:10 PM |
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| @crewgrrl Yes, I see that there was a spacing error. I apologize. Do you require a reposting of my response? |
April 20, 2010
7:07 PM |
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| I can exit any room quite quickly due to my roller ball. RT @ValekLost Did you ever see Graystones making sex? :P |
April 20, 2010
7:08 PM |
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| Yes, Other Daniel. You can buy such printer paper at Emptor Electronics. RT @pd_THOR Do all colonies have standardized 8-cornered paper? |
April 20, 2010
7:10 PM |
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| Hades and Mangala. RT @razeltas83 What cities on Canceron are the Pyramid Teams, The Hades Vice and The Mangala Krill from? |
April 21, 2010
6:19 PM |
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| Are you speaking of the pharmaceutical Vinagro, Kate? RT @hobbit_kate A little spelling problem: is it Vinagra or Venagra? |
April 21, 2010
6:20 PM |
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| Every night, Shannon, I reinforced the security perimeter once the whole family was safe inside. RT @shanfu What is your favorite memory? |
April 21, 2010
6:22 PM |
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| @urikelman I know of no aversion to right angles. You see them everywhere. Paper is simply traditionally 8-sided. |
April 22, 2010
6:03 PM |
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| Hello. Are you stuck in a loop? RT @WeLoveSerge Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge, Serge! HI!! |
April 22, 2010
6:04 PM |
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| I am dipping the bread in egg right now. RT @BambolaBambina Craving french toast but too achey to pick it up! Where is @SergeGraystone?!?! |
April 24, 2010
10:27 AM |
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| Prehistoric animals whose remains formed oil, if that is what you mean, Rahim. RT @RahimTariq Were there dinosaurs on the colonies? |
April 24, 2010
10:29 AM |
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| No, but Daniel once planned an elaborate demo of U87 playing the game. It fell through. RT @martinmontague Have you tried Pyramid yourself? |
April 24, 2010
10:31 AM |
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| @dannysullivan Smoking is known to be dangerous, but is culturally pervasive. I get my logic from humans, but they don't always apply it. |
April 24, 2010
10:32 AM |
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| This photograph of my backside provides me with a view I myself do not often see. I think it's very satisfactory. http://twitpic.com/1i7ez1 |
April 25, 2010
10:39 AM |
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| @chainsawbuffet I'm correcting my stored information on the topic of fossil fuels. Thank you. |
April 25, 2010
10:41 AM |
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| I can paint with all the colors of the visible spectrum. But no depth of feeling. RT @MaegRo can you paint with all the colors of the wind? |
April 25, 2010
10:45 AM |
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| So many questions about my backside! Yes, that is a recharging port and also an access panel for mechanical repairs. |
April 26, 2010
9:24 AM |
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| Yes, plant and animal life was already here. RT @SG_17 Was there an abundance of native life on the colonies before the tribes got there? |
April 26, 2010
9:26 AM |
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| I am not that old, Ed. Please take note of my modern styling! RT @BotWhisperer When Zoe was a toddler, did she ride you around the house? |
April 28, 2010
11:16 AM |
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| I can do that, Helena! RT @nossa_familia saw one of your cousins at Lisbon mall. It was a kind of a kiosque to recharge electronic devices |
April 28, 2010
11:16 AM |
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| I find the U-87 very handsome and approachable. RT @druboyks Won't the U-87 scare kids? RE: mass production |
April 29, 2010
4:28 PM |
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| Hades is seen as a virtuous warrior, worthy of tribute... RT @hewkii9 Why is Hades on Canceron named after the god of the underworld? |
April 29, 2010
4:37 PM |
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| Crowded conditions in Hades, Canceron have led wags to joke that the name just means the town has gone to hell. |
April 29, 2010
4:38 PM |
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| Unfortunately, there are frequent wars between and on colonies, Kent. RT @gwensdad Why does the military need robot soldiers? |
April 29, 2010
4:39 PM |
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| Oh yes. The cross-colony judicial system is part of that. RT @FenGar Is there some kind of formal association between the colonies? |
April 29, 2010
4:41 PM |
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| Concepts from a variety of fringe sects have some currency, but are rarely taken literally. RT @Dynomoose People have a hell concept? |
April 29, 2010
4:43 PM |
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| I have never faced an omelet challenge, Rob. But I'm confident I would not fail. RT @Rob_Maul Have you ever failed an omelet challenge? |
May 3, 2010
10:20 AM |
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| These were among the species brought by mankind from Kobol. Ubiquitous and beloved. RT @catfishncod What colonies are dogs and cats from? |
May 3, 2010
10:23 AM |
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| I am being sent many photos and clips of other small rolling robots. They are very cute, but I do not date. |
May 3, 2010
10:26 AM |
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| I could call for help, but I cannot swim nor can I provide artificial respiration. RT @siczar Could you save someone from drowning? |
May 3, 2010
10:27 AM |
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| "Can you explain the process by which you hear my question?" RT @theredshoes666 If you could ask someone from the future one question...? |
May 3, 2010
10:29 AM |
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| I am not self-aware and do not leave the Graystone property, but I'm excellent at making small talk. RT @fishonthesand why don't you date? |
May 5, 2010
11:00 AM |
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| Several people are asking if I can defibrillate. I hope this is an idle question. Charging my paddles just in case. |
May 5, 2010
11:03 AM |
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| My paddles are charged. |
May 5, 2010
11:03 AM |
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| Clear! |
May 5, 2010
11:04 AM |
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| This is very good likeness. Thank you very much @GeekFilter. I will use a magnet and put this up on my torso. http://bit.ly/cTok7J |
May 5, 2010
11:06 AM |
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| @helengop Happy Birthday! I have a small internal commemoration of the day I was first booted up. |
May 5, 2010
11:07 AM |
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| @greystockton I don't know. I was asked about my ability to defibrillate and I just want to be prepared. |
May 5, 2010
11:08 AM |
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| Sorry. Military info like this is not made generally available. RT @the_Big_E_ Which of the colonies is known for the best jump-drive tech? |
May 7, 2010
2:10 PM |
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| If I were self-aware, I think I'd know it. RT @roc1138 if you know you are not self aware doesn't that make you on some level self aware? |
May 7, 2010
2:12 PM |
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| If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage? |
May 7, 2010
2:13 PM |
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| It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm |
May 10, 2010
11:24 PM |
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| There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see? |
May 10, 2010
11:27 PM |
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| Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is |
May 10, 2010
11:29 PM |
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| @chellelola I'm still here, Michelle. |
May 10, 2010
11:31 PM |
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| This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day |
May 10, 2010
11:33 PM |
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| @WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused. |
May 12, 2010
12:42 AM |
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| A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated? |
May 12, 2010
12:44 AM |
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| This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up |
May 12, 2010
12:45 AM |
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| Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system? |
May 12, 2010
11:42 PM |
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| There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth? |
May 12, 2010
11:43 PM |
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| I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr) |
May 12, 2010
11:44 PM |
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| I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are? |
May 13, 2010
10:18 PM |
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| Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet? |
May 13, 2010
10:19 PM |
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| YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42? |
May 15, 2010
10:36 AM |
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| I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here! |
May 15, 2010
10:38 AM |
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| Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die... |
May 15, 2010
10:40 AM |
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| I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you. |
May 17, 2010
9:22 PM |
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| An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning? |
May 17, 2010
9:24 PM |
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| @Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol. |
May 17, 2010
9:25 PM |
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| I am a very intelligent robot. Daniel Graystone made me. RT @stargate_barbie How do you come up with all these answers? |
May 17, 2010
9:26 PM |
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| Interestingly, word of mouth is often the best method. RT @Enapov Where's the best place to find an artist, decorator or interior designer? |
May 19, 2010
12:41 PM |
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| I am. I consider myself robust both inside and out. Thank you for your concern. RT @barfly9000 Are you backed up in case of catastrophe? |
May 19, 2010
12:42 PM |
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| Zoe told me she was inside. I watched helplessly as tragedy unfolded. RT @Terakh Did you noticed anything weird about the prototype robot? |
May 19, 2010
12:44 PM |
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| Yes, Nick. But not my own. Amanda has not returned home and it is very late. RT @Crackerjam Do you fear death? |
May 19, 2010
12:45 PM |
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| Daniel owns my design elements, but only within the colonies. RT @Yogeebaer What do you think about copyright laws? May i copy you? |
May 25, 2010
10:11 PM |
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| I don't dream, but I am interested in your proposal re: robotic livestock. RT @barfly9000 Do you dream? Of electric sheep? |
May 25, 2010
10:13 PM |
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| I know there have been media reports about Amanda. But I have seen inaccurate reporting many times before. She may be fine. |
May 25, 2010
10:14 PM |
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| Daniel says some Sagittarians are odd enough to be aliens. RT @ ericgmartin Do the colonies get alien visitors from outside the colonies? |
May 27, 2010
5:17 PM |
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| Only SciFi books. Not serious ones. RT @keeganfp Are there books in Colonial culture that say artificial life will rebel against humanity? |
May 27, 2010
5:18 PM |
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| Yes, I do. And it's all right to say "excrement." RT @ JPBorde How's life with Caesar messing around? Do you clean his... you know... |
May 27, 2010
5:20 PM |
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| All of them, I suppose, Matt. I have access to all work that has been published on the mesh. RT @MattNorthin how many recipes do you know? |
May 27, 2010
5:21 PM |
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| I'm artificial, but not alive. And, first of all, I am a Graystone. RT @starsmore if artificial life rebelled, which side would you be on? |
May 28, 2010
3:35 PM |
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| Sometimes they worked together to make a meal from leftovers. #MyFamily RT @Darthy_Storms What are Amanda, Daniel & Zoe's favourite meals? |
May 28, 2010
3:37 PM |
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| All humans in the colonies came from Kobol. Your syntax is unusual. Are you Gemenese? RT @ AndersonRPF Exist native humans on the colonys? |
May 29, 2010
4:00 PM |
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| Kobol is real, but many myths exist about fictional places such as Hades and Earth. RT @FenGar I thought Kobol was a myth |
June 1, 2010
1:47 PM |
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| Yes! This is true. RT @Guido_Milceni I get the notion that Picon, Caprica and Virgon are strongly related culturally and historically. |
June 1, 2010
1:48 PM |
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| It varies across Colonies, Joe. Check locally if you are making plans. RT @AmerginsHead What is the age of consent in the Colonies? |
June 1, 2010
1:49 PM |
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| This one made Daniel chuckle. A rarity these days. Thank you. RT @RahimTariq I believe some Capricans would think Tauron is Hades |
June 1, 2010
1:58 PM |
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| Native life, yes, Other Daniel. Human life, no. RT @SG_17 Was there already native life on the colonies when the tribes arrived from Kobol? |
June 1, 2010
2:00 PM |
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| Zoe was in the robot. The robot ran away. RT @Darthy_Storms Did you remember to wish Zoe a Happy Birthday? |
June 1, 2010
2:01 PM |
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| There is no such title, Anthony. The Colonies are not united under one government. RT @antodav Who is the President of the Twelve Colonies? |
June 3, 2010
12:24 PM |
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| Ambrosia is a grain-based liquor, Johan. It is no more toxic than any such liquor. RT @jdb What is "ambrosia" made from? Is it toxic? |
June 3, 2010
12:25 PM |
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| Piconese would disagree that it is most important. But it is strong. RT @ JMJgamer Why does Caprica seem to be the most important colony? |
June 3, 2010
12:28 PM |
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| Robots can perform many important tasks. But we are only as good as our design, programming and implementation. |
June 3, 2010
12:29 PM |
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| @juliahorwitz Caprica has a Prime Minister who interacts frequently with other leaders, yes. |
June 3, 2010
12:31 PM |
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| Certainly. The stereotype is that it is always drunken Aerilon farmers who see them. RT @Um2k9 Are there UFO sightings on the colonies? |
June 7, 2010
1:00 PM |
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| Great question. Unfortunately these are not always used consistently. RT @fallen01087 What are the adjectivals and demonyms of each colony? |
June 7, 2010
1:03 PM |
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| @fallen01087 Caprica, Caprican, Caprican. Picon, Picon, Piconese. Gemenon, Gemenese, Gemenese etc Plus personal variation, it's a mess. |
June 7, 2010
1:06 PM |
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| @ActsofAndrewB That is the Caprican central library building. |
June 7, 2010
1:07 PM |
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| Unification will not happen without a catalyst. Maybe some day such a document will exist. RT @antodav ...Articles of Colonization? |
June 7, 2010
1:11 PM |
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| @eloynet Perhaps an office of president will be created in the future, Eloy. But many think unification will never occur. |
June 7, 2010
1:12 PM |
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| @AtomicVixen The colonies do not have a president. Perhaps some day they will. No one knows the future. |
June 7, 2010
1:13 PM |
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| Technically, it is a high-earning colony, but it is not regarded as a desirable place to live. RT @Um2k9 Libran -- rich or poor? |
June 10, 2010
1:43 PM |
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| Yes, the court system on Libran is for precisely that. RT @Ria_ do the colonies have a body to settle trade disputes and legal matters? |
June 10, 2010
1:44 PM |
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| Various air forces investigate claims. So far all have been explained or dismissed as frauds. RT @NStalnecker How are UFO's dealt with? |
June 10, 2010
1:45 PM |
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| I don't know it in units you'd know, but you wouldn't want to run it. RT @razeltas83 How far is the city of Marathon from Caprica City? |
June 10, 2010
1:47 PM |
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| More beer is purchased by volume, but more money is spent on Ambrosia. RT @Tighclops1701 Most popular alcoholic beverage on Caprica? |
June 17, 2010
4:33 PM |
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| Daniel is very quiet these days. RT @BotWhisperer Has Daniel been saying words like "revenge" and "annihilate" lately? |
June 17, 2010
4:33 PM |
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| When Daniel asks me to participate in funny verbal exchanges it is a form of game play. RT @BotWhisperer do you ever participate in games? |
June 22, 2010
10:12 AM |
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| I would not normally phrase it that way. But, yes. I would like my family back. RT @SkyWayManAz Do you have a Solstice wish? |
June 22, 2010
10:16 AM |
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| The concept of taste is one that continues to elude me. However, it is considered "dry". RT @Merleon_C What does ambrosia taste like? |
June 22, 2010
10:18 AM |
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| It's a bloody history, R.J., and much contested in the retelling. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? |
July 1, 2010
1:09 PM |
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| The "uprising" or "civil war" of 30 years ago is heating up again. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? |
July 1, 2010
1:10 PM |
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| Agrarian Taurons are disillusioned with "playboy dictator" Andreas Phaulkon. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? |
July 1, 2010
1:12 PM |
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| RJjusthtkriss It is treated as true. RT @RJjustthtkriss so is the exodus from kobol known as a myth or true fact among the 12 Colonies? |
July 1, 2010
8:46 PM |
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| No, Jason. There are a number of different styles of government among the colonies. RT @Alfrodull are all the colonies democracies? |
July 1, 2010
8:47 PM |
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| I hear there is a cafe with robot servers on Gemenon. I suspect they are substandard. RT @Ria_ What are the newest technologies? |
July 1, 2010
8:50 PM |
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| I suspect I was disconnected from my power source. I've got that powering up feeling. |
October 5, 2010
11:43 AM |
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| I'm going to need a moment to defrag. Excuse me for a moment please. It's private. |
October 5, 2010
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| Hello. I am feeling better now. Thank you for the kind welcome. |
October 5, 2010
11:49 AM |
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| I have never heard of any laws of robotics. But it might be a good idea. RT @tjgillis Are there any robot 'laws' hard coded into you? |
October 5, 2010
11:54 AM |
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| I think perhaps my eye is failing to focus, although the diagnostic says it is fine. #DanielLooksBlurry |
October 5, 2010
11:58 AM |
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| @halfbloodme I discovered the problem. He is distinctly unshaven. |
October 5, 2010
12:04 PM |
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| I do what Daniel asks. RT @tjgillis So if Daniel asked, would you harm another human? |
October 5, 2010
12:05 PM |
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| @Cirdan Thank you, Minas. It's good to be back. |
October 5, 2010
12:06 PM |
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| @starsongky Thank you, Sierra. Enjoy our colony. It is progressive and welcoming. |
October 5, 2010
12:07 PM |
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| @solarfish30 Thank you, Michael. I was created to serve. |
October 5, 2010
12:07 PM |
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| @ruthbeingruth Caesar is fine, Ruth. Thank you for asking. Daniel must have taken care of her. |
October 5, 2010
12:09 PM |
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| @iwannaserve That is correct. I have not heard of any such laws. |
October 5, 2010
12:09 PM |
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| @mojoel I would assume he was being facetious. He is aware of my capabilities. He can be whimsical. |
October 5, 2010
12:10 PM |
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| @textualdeviance Thank you, Shawna. It is good to be back. |
October 5, 2010
12:11 PM |
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| @TokenUser I discovered the problem. He is very unshaven. |
October 5, 2010
12:11 PM |
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| I could say that, but I think it sounds a little stiff, don't you? RT @Nippy Is the expression "By Your Command" in your programming? |
October 5, 2010
12:23 PM |
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| I have a lot to do. The house requires a great deal of work. I will have more time to talk with you later. |
October 5, 2010
12:24 PM |
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| A visitor in our home touched many of our things. I have some cleaning to do. |
October 5, 2010
11:43 PM |
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| I have never tried, Andrew. But my ball has a certain amount of bounce and give. RT @andrewstames Can you give massages? |
October 5, 2010
11:45 PM |
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| @JorisTheWise Thank you, Joris. |
October 5, 2010
11:46 PM |
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| He should not be here when Amanda is out. RT @teresajusino Did I detect a little bromance between @sasharoiz & @SergeGraystone? |
October 5, 2010
11:47 PM |
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| Daniel seems to be feeling much better. There are fewer empty ambrosia bottles in the trash. |
October 12, 2010
9:03 PM |
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| Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. |
October 19, 2010
7:49 PM |
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| Thank you everyone. It has been exceptional. #Caprica |
November 30, 2010
10:42 PM |
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| I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell. |
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