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| If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage? || May 7, 2010<br>2:13 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13569866362]
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| It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm || May 10, 2010<br>11:24 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13773708922]
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| There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see? || May 10, 2010<br>11:27 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13773791129]
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| Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is || May 10, 2010<br>11:29 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13773849653]
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| @chellelola I'm still here, Michelle. || May 10, 2010<br>11:31 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13773925672]
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| This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day || May 10, 2010<br>11:33 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13773996428]
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| @WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused. || May 12, 2010<br>12:42 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13838270841]
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| A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated? || May 12, 2010<br>12:44 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13838351285]
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| This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up || May 12, 2010<br>12:45 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13838371923]
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| Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system? || May 12, 2010<br>11:42 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13899240134]
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| There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth? || May 12, 2010<br>11:43 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13899260096]
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| I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr) || May 12, 2010<br>11:44 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13899300476]
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| I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are? || May 13, 2010<br>10:18 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13958445981]
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| Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet? || May 13, 2010<br>10:19 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/13958505988]
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| YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42? || May 15, 2010<br>10:36 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14049746690]
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| I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here! || May 15, 2010<br>10:38 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14049831762]
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| Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die... || May 15, 2010<br>10:40 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14049958216]
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| I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you. || May 17, 2010<br>9:22 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14206766306]
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| An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning? || May 17, 2010<br>9:24 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14206854571]
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| @Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol. || May 17, 2010<br>9:25 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14206885187]
| @Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol. || May 17, 2010<br>9:25 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/14206885187]

Revision as of 03:06, 30 January 2011

Serge's Twitter[1] refers to the Twitter account of the Graystone family's robot butler Serge.

Tweet Date URL
If only I could remember if this is true, John. RT @jdotkdot won't a magnet interfere with your memory storage? May 7, 2010
2:13 PM
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It's a miniaturized version of me. I cannot help but wonder if it has tiny retractable limbs. http://bit.ly/cZmXdm May 10, 2010
11:24 PM
[2]
There was an exhibition locally, Nick, but it's on tour now, on Picon. RT @NStalnecker are there artifacts from Kobol I'd be able to see? May 10, 2010
11:27 PM
[3]
Yes. RT @garyholloway73 you might know you are not self aware as your software says so, but that doesn't mean you know what self aware is May 10, 2010
11:29 PM
[4]
@chellelola I'm still here, Michelle. May 10, 2010
11:31 PM
[5]
This isn't a Caprican holiday, but thanks! I neither am nor have a mother. Amanda should be home by now. RT @WeLoveSerge Happy Mother's Day May 10, 2010
11:33 PM
[6]
@WeLoveSerge Thank you for the photograph. I'm amused. May 12, 2010
12:42 AM
[7]
A boot-up routine included recognition of Daniel, Amanda and Zoe. RT @rvdleun What was the first thought at the moment you were activated? May 12, 2010
12:44 AM
[8]
This is true. I am tweeting it up. RT @jdawgc Yeah, you know the robot is tweeting it up May 12, 2010
12:45 AM
[9]
Only the twelve colonies are peopled. The star cluster has a few other planets, not many. RT @the_Big_E_ How many planets in the system? May 12, 2010
11:42 PM
[10]
There are myths, Eric, but they are sketchy and contradictory. RT @the_Big_E_ What do you know of Earth? May 12, 2010
11:43 PM
[11]
I don't recall attending this party. http://twitpic.com/1ioefa (via @dkendr) May 12, 2010
11:44 PM
[12]
I'm just the way my creator made me. RT @Enapov Why are you the way you are? May 13, 2010
10:18 PM
[13]
Daniel isn't sleeping much. RT @katecomer Do you wait until the Graystone's go to bed to tweet? May 13, 2010
10:19 PM
[14]
YR means "year" and 42 represents the last two digits of the year. RT @Boris210315 In "YR42", what does "YR" mean and why only 42? May 15, 2010
10:36 AM
[15]
I'm not a CYLON if that is the question, Mike and Mary. RT @SouthBay_Mike @MaryJSums Your a Cylon? @SergeGraystone please help us out here! May 15, 2010
10:38 AM
[16]
Terribly sorry. A glitch is preventing me from reading the rest of your question. RT @Pikaroth If the entire Graystone family were to die... May 15, 2010
10:40 AM
[17]
I will take that as a compliment, Rhonda. But I am not for sale. RT @rednuck I have lots of cubits. I'd like to buy you. May 17, 2010
9:22 PM
[18]
An insightful question, Ed! Yes, I do that. RT @BotWhisperer can you raise your sensor to see cabinet tops when cleaning? May 17, 2010
9:24 PM
[19]
@Boris210315 It has been 1,942 years since the human exodus from Kobol. May 17, 2010
9:25 PM
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I am a very intelligent robot. Daniel Graystone made me. RT @stargate_barbie How do you come up with all these answers? May 17, 2010
9:26 PM
[21]
Interestingly, word of mouth is often the best method. RT @Enapov Where's the best place to find an artist, decorator or interior designer? May 19, 2010
12:41 PM
[22]
I am. I consider myself robust both inside and out. Thank you for your concern. RT @barfly9000 Are you backed up in case of catastrophe? May 19, 2010
12:42 PM
[23]
Zoe told me she was inside. I watched helplessly as tragedy unfolded. RT @Terakh Did you noticed anything weird about the prototype robot? May 19, 2010
12:44 PM
[24]
Yes, Nick. But not my own. Amanda has not returned home and it is very late. RT @Crackerjam Do you fear death? May 19, 2010
12:45 PM
[25]
Daniel owns my design elements, but only within the colonies. RT @Yogeebaer What do you think about copyright laws? May i copy you? May 25, 2010
10:11 PM
[26]
I don't dream, but I am interested in your proposal re: robotic livestock. RT @barfly9000 Do you dream? Of electric sheep? May 25, 2010
10:13 PM
[27]
I know there have been media reports about Amanda. But I have seen inaccurate reporting many times before. She may be fine. May 25, 2010
10:14 PM
[28]
Daniel says some Sagittarians are odd enough to be aliens. RT @ ericgmartin Do the colonies get alien visitors from outside the colonies? May 27, 2010
5:17 PM
[29]
Only SciFi books. Not serious ones. RT @keeganfp Are there books in Colonial culture that say artificial life will rebel against humanity? May 27, 2010
5:18 PM
[30]
Yes, I do. And it's all right to say "excrement." RT @ JPBorde How's life with Caesar messing around? Do you clean his... you know... May 27, 2010
5:20 PM
[31]
All of them, I suppose, Matt. I have access to all work that has been published on the mesh. RT @MattNorthin how many recipes do you know? May 27, 2010
5:21 PM
[32]
I'm artificial, but not alive. And, first of all, I am a Graystone. RT @starsmore if artificial life rebelled, which side would you be on? May 28, 2010
3:35 PM
[33]
Sometimes they worked together to make a meal from leftovers. #MyFamily RT @Darthy_Storms What are Amanda, Daniel & Zoe's favourite meals? May 28, 2010
3:37 PM
[34]
All humans in the colonies came from Kobol. Your syntax is unusual. Are you Gemenese? RT @ AndersonRPF Exist native humans on the colonys? May 29, 2010
4:00 PM
[35]
Kobol is real, but many myths exist about fictional places such as Hades and Earth. RT @FenGar I thought Kobol was a myth June 1, 2010
1:47 PM
[36]
Yes! This is true. RT @Guido_Milceni I get the notion that Picon, Caprica and Virgon are strongly related culturally and historically. June 1, 2010
1:48 PM
[37]
It varies across Colonies, Joe. Check locally if you are making plans. RT @AmerginsHead What is the age of consent in the Colonies? June 1, 2010
1:49 PM
[38]
This one made Daniel chuckle. A rarity these days. Thank you. RT @RahimTariq I believe some Capricans would think Tauron is Hades June 1, 2010
1:58 PM
[39]
Native life, yes, Other Daniel. Human life, no. RT @SG_17 Was there already native life on the colonies when the tribes arrived from Kobol? June 1, 2010
2:00 PM
[40]
Zoe was in the robot. The robot ran away. RT @Darthy_Storms Did you remember to wish Zoe a Happy Birthday? June 1, 2010
2:01 PM
[41]
There is no such title, Anthony. The Colonies are not united under one government. RT @antodav Who is the President of the Twelve Colonies? June 3, 2010
12:24 PM
[42]
Ambrosia is a grain-based liquor, Johan. It is no more toxic than any such liquor. RT @jdb What is "ambrosia" made from? Is it toxic? June 3, 2010
12:25 PM
[43]
Piconese would disagree that it is most important. But it is strong. RT @ JMJgamer Why does Caprica seem to be the most important colony? June 3, 2010
12:28 PM
[44]
Robots can perform many important tasks. But we are only as good as our design, programming and implementation. June 3, 2010
12:29 PM
[45]
@juliahorwitz Caprica has a Prime Minister who interacts frequently with other leaders, yes. June 3, 2010
12:31 PM
[46]
Certainly. The stereotype is that it is always drunken Aerilon farmers who see them. RT @Um2k9 Are there UFO sightings on the colonies? June 7, 2010
1:00 PM
[47]
Great question. Unfortunately these are not always used consistently. RT @fallen01087 What are the adjectivals and demonyms of each colony? June 7, 2010
1:03 PM
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@fallen01087 Caprica, Caprican, Caprican. Picon, Picon, Piconese. Gemenon, Gemenese, Gemenese etc Plus personal variation, it's a mess. June 7, 2010
1:06 PM
[49]
@ActsofAndrewB That is the Caprican central library building. June 7, 2010
1:07 PM
[50]
Unification will not happen without a catalyst. Maybe some day such a document will exist. RT @antodav ...Articles of Colonization? June 7, 2010
1:11 PM
[51]
@eloynet Perhaps an office of president will be created in the future, Eloy. But many think unification will never occur. June 7, 2010
1:12 PM
[52]
@AtomicVixen The colonies do not have a president. Perhaps some day they will. No one knows the future. June 7, 2010
1:13 PM
[53]
Technically, it is a high-earning colony, but it is not regarded as a desirable place to live. RT @Um2k9 Libran -- rich or poor? June 10, 2010
1:43 PM
[54]
Yes, the court system on Libran is for precisely that. RT @Ria_ do the colonies have a body to settle trade disputes and legal matters? June 10, 2010
1:44 PM
[55]
Various air forces investigate claims. So far all have been explained or dismissed as frauds. RT @NStalnecker How are UFO's dealt with? June 10, 2010
1:45 PM
[56]
I don't know it in units you'd know, but you wouldn't want to run it. RT @razeltas83 How far is the city of Marathon from Caprica City? June 10, 2010
1:47 PM
[57]
More beer is purchased by volume, but more money is spent on Ambrosia. RT @Tighclops1701 Most popular alcoholic beverage on Caprica? June 17, 2010
4:33 PM
[58]
Daniel is very quiet these days. RT @BotWhisperer Has Daniel been saying words like "revenge" and "annihilate" lately? June 17, 2010
4:33 PM
[59]
When Daniel asks me to participate in funny verbal exchanges it is a form of game play. RT @BotWhisperer do you ever participate in games? June 22, 2010
10:12 AM
[60]
I would not normally phrase it that way. But, yes. I would like my family back. RT @SkyWayManAz Do you have a Solstice wish? June 22, 2010
10:16 AM
[61]
The concept of taste is one that continues to elude me. However, it is considered "dry". RT @Merleon_C What does ambrosia taste like? June 22, 2010
10:18 AM
[62]
It's a bloody history, R.J., and much contested in the retelling. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? July 1, 2010
1:09 PM
[63]
The "uprising" or "civil war" of 30 years ago is heating up again. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? July 1, 2010
1:10 PM
[64]
Agrarian Taurons are disillusioned with "playboy dictator" Andreas Phaulkon. RT @RJjusthtkriss what can u tell about the history of tauron? July 1, 2010
1:12 PM
[65]
RJjusthtkriss It is treated as true. RT @RJjustthtkriss so is the exodus from kobol known as a myth or true fact among the 12 Colonies? July 1, 2010
8:46 PM
[66]
No, Jason. There are a number of different styles of government among the colonies. RT @Alfrodull are all the colonies democracies? July 1, 2010
8:47 PM
[67]
I hear there is a cafe with robot servers on Gemenon. I suspect they are substandard. RT @Ria_ What are the newest technologies? July 1, 2010
8:50 PM
[68]
I suspect I was disconnected from my power source. I've got that powering up feeling. October 5, 2010
11:43 AM
[69]
I'm going to need a moment to defrag. Excuse me for a moment please. It's private. October 5, 2010
11:47 AM
[70]
Hello. I am feeling better now. Thank you for the kind welcome. October 5, 2010
11:49 AM
[71]
I have never heard of any laws of robotics. But it might be a good idea. RT @tjgillis Are there any robot 'laws' hard coded into you? October 5, 2010
11:54 AM
[72]
I think perhaps my eye is failing to focus, although the diagnostic says it is fine. #DanielLooksBlurry October 5, 2010
11:58 AM
[73]
@halfbloodme I discovered the problem. He is distinctly unshaven. October 5, 2010
12:04 PM
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I do what Daniel asks. RT @tjgillis So if Daniel asked, would you harm another human? October 5, 2010
12:05 PM
[75]
@Cirdan Thank you, Minas. It's good to be back. October 5, 2010
12:06 PM
[76]
@starsongky Thank you, Sierra. Enjoy our colony. It is progressive and welcoming. October 5, 2010
12:07 PM
[77]
@solarfish30 Thank you, Michael. I was created to serve. October 5, 2010
12:07 PM
[78]
@ruthbeingruth Caesar is fine, Ruth. Thank you for asking. Daniel must have taken care of her. October 5, 2010
12:09 PM
[79]
@iwannaserve That is correct. I have not heard of any such laws. October 5, 2010
12:09 PM
[80]
@mojoel I would assume he was being facetious. He is aware of my capabilities. He can be whimsical. October 5, 2010
12:10 PM
[81]
@textualdeviance Thank you, Shawna. It is good to be back. October 5, 2010
12:11 PM
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@TokenUser I discovered the problem. He is very unshaven. October 5, 2010
12:11 PM
[83]
I could say that, but I think it sounds a little stiff, don't you? RT @Nippy Is the expression "By Your Command" in your programming? October 5, 2010
12:23 PM
[84]
I have a lot to do. The house requires a great deal of work. I will have more time to talk with you later. October 5, 2010
12:24 PM
[85]
A visitor in our home touched many of our things. I have some cleaning to do. October 5, 2010
11:43 PM
[86]
I have never tried, Andrew. But my ball has a certain amount of bounce and give. RT @andrewstames Can you give massages? October 5, 2010
11:45 PM
[87]
@JorisTheWise Thank you, Joris. October 5, 2010
11:46 PM
[88]
He should not be here when Amanda is out. RT @teresajusino Did I detect a little bromance between @sasharoiz & @SergeGraystone? October 5, 2010
11:47 PM
[89]
Daniel seems to be feeling much better. There are fewer empty ambrosia bottles in the trash. October 12, 2010
9:03 PM
[90]
Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. Amanda Graystone is home. October 19, 2010
7:49 PM
[91]
Thank you everyone. It has been exceptional. #Caprica November 30, 2010
10:42 PM
[92]
I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell. January 4, 2011
9:16 PM
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