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==[[33]]== | ==[[33]]== | ||
David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much. | David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much. | ||
==[[Water]]== | ==[[Water]]== | ||
Ron lets loose a gorilla that attacks David. | Ron lets loose a gorilla that attacks David. | ||
==[[Bastille Day]]== | ==[[Bastille Day]]== | ||
Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo. | Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo. | ||
==[[Act of Contrition]]== | ==[[Act of Contrition]]== | ||
David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van. | David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van. | ||
==[[You Can't Go Home Again]]== | ==[[You Can't Go Home Again]]== | ||
Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries effeminately. | Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries effeminately. | ||
==[[Litmus]]== | ==[[Litmus]]== | ||
David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle. | David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle. | ||
==[[Six Degrees of Separation]]== | ==[[Six Degrees of Separation]]== | ||
Ron pulls out a magic wand, saying, "No bones," before zapping David's bones away, leaving him a boneless mass that crumples to the floor. | |||
==[[Flesh and Bone]]== | ==[[Flesh and Bone]]== | ||
Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off. | Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off. | ||
==[[Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down]]== | ==[[Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down]]== | ||
As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!" | As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!" | ||
==[[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]]== | ==[[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]]== | ||
David subjects Ron to a thousand paper cuts to the face. | David subjects Ron to a thousand paper cuts to the face. | ||
==[[Colonial Day]]== | ==[[Colonial Day]]== | ||
David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors" | David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors," and Ron says "Go". As he prepares a large set of scissors, Ron goes off-screen to find a very large rock, dropping it on David's body to squish him flat, instantly winning the match. | ||
==[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]== | ==[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]== | ||
Ron says "This will shock you..." David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart by the lightning's effects. | As Ron says "This will shock you...," David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart by the lightning's effects. | ||
==[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]== | ==[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]== | ||
Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibraphone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monstrous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron. | Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibraphone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monstrous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron. | ||
[[Category:A to Z]] | [[Category:A to Z]] | ||
[[Category:Behind the Scenes]] | [[Category:Behind the Scenes]] | ||
[[Category:RDM]] | [[Category:RDM]] | ||
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33
David beats Ron over head with a baseball bat after talking too much.
Water
Ron lets loose a gorilla that attacks David.
Bastille Day
Ron balls up David's body into a paper wad with eyes and shoots David through a small basketball goal. The audio of a cheering crowd saluting Ron's basket accompanies the R & D TV logo.
Act of Contrition
David throws Ron through the office window to be run over by a passing NBC studio van.
You Can't Go Home Again
Ron slaps David so hard that his head spins 360 degrees. David cries effeminately.
Litmus
David calls a shark to eat Ron with his whistle.
Six Degrees of Separation
Ron pulls out a magic wand, saying, "No bones," before zapping David's bones away, leaving him a boneless mass that crumples to the floor.
Flesh and Bone
Ron sings, "I've got an idea" as the office looks like in a concert, and David rips a portion of Ron's shirt off.
Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down
As David says, "...This'll kill ya..." Ron brings on an armored knight, whose mace crushes David's skull as David says "Oh my God..!"
The Hand of God
David subjects Ron to a thousand paper cuts to the face.
Colonial Day
David proposes "Rock, Paper, Scissors," and Ron says "Go". As he prepares a large set of scissors, Ron goes off-screen to find a very large rock, dropping it on David's body to squish him flat, instantly winning the match.
Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I
As Ron says "This will shock you...," David flings magic lightning from his fingers at Ron, who is transformed into Martha Stewart by the lightning's effects.
Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II
Before the two can suggest suggesting an idea, a courier makes a special delivery with packages for each. A small toy vibraphone playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" is heard as the packages open with monstrous heads that look like the courier on springs. The heads promptly consume both David and Ron.