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'''Libran Needs a Pyramid Team, Statim!''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Sports article written by [[Carl Kipp]]. It was printed in [[Ianuarius]] 21, YR42. | '''Libran Needs a Pyramid Team, Statim!''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Sports article written by [[Carl Kipp]]. It was printed in [[Ianuarius]] 21, [[YR42]]. | ||
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Okay, whatever, there's five. What else you got? | Okay, whatever, there's five. What else you got? | ||
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Libran Needs a Pyramid Team, Statim! is a The Caprican Sports article written by Carl Kipp. It was printed in Ianuarius 21, YR42.
Story
Hello, sports fans. Did you miss me?
Sorry to be gone so long, I was actually visiting Libran for a while. Don't ask. And yeah, it was Scorpia hot. Dear gods, what a hellhole. Marshy jungle netherworld, and lawyers buzzing everywhere. Themis! What an eyesore, it makes your head spin. Who designed that place, anyway? A stressed out architect with way too big a budget vomited up his idea of stinkin' Lawyer Heaven is my guess. Hey, Lawyer Heaven, is that an oxymoron?
That same architect designed a huge - and I mean huge - outdoor sports arena. You probably knew that. Built by Libran tax money and now, completely empty, unused and abandoned, worthless. Yeah, I saw it. And you know what? It's gorgeous. I love it. Oh, the Pyramid games we could have there. The games, people. Sweet, sweet memories, and frakkin' history, would be made. So it's hot and sticky, a small price to pay for beauty.
So Libran needs a Pyramid team, just so we can play in that arena. Yeah, you've probably heard that before, but I'm saying it again. So let's at least give this imaginary team a few possible names, then send the list to the lawyers in Themis and watch them argue it for the next hundred millennia.
The Libran Bloodsuckers - No, not because of the lawyers, because of all the damn bugs. It's a jungle hell, people!
The Libran Legis - Ha! Kidding. Although all the lawyers would probably pick this one.
The Libran Supremes - Named after the Supreme Hall. That might be baiting the commentators a little much. "The Supremes sure aren't doing too supremely tonight.." You can hear it, right? Tedious.
The Libran Divorcees - Everyone on Libran gets divorced. FACT.
The Libran Nature Boys - And girls, of course.
Okay, whatever, there's five. What else you got?
Notes
- The suggested name of The Libran Supremes could be a reference to the American band The Supremes.
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