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Upon repairing a damaged Centurion
Starbuck: I've been in charge of this planet for three days and already I've doubled the population. I hereby declare myself president-elect, if that's all right with you.
Cy: Die, human.
Starbuck: Don't be ridiculous.
--The Return of Starbuck [Essay Topics]"