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'''The Toaster''' is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.
    |photo= [[Image:toaster.gif|200px]]
    |age=About 2-8 weeks once purchased
    |colony=[[Earth]]
    |birthname="My New Toaster!"
    |callsign=
    |death=When pushed aside by child, the ne'er-do-well bagel-size slotted toaster
    |parents=[http://www.proctorsilex.com/ Proctor-Silex], Perhaps other [[Cylons]]
    |siblings=Gas Oven, Blender, Microwave Oven (adopted), Toaster Oven (despised)
    |children=Bagel-Sized Slotted Toasters (estranged)
    |marital status=Single (but usually double-slotted)
    |role=Maker of the quintessential breakfast food, or Destroyer of the Human Race
    |rank=
    |actor=ToastMaster
    |cylon=y
    }}


[[Image:Centurion_armor_old.jpg|thumb|left|An original Cylon Centurion, which bears a strong resemblance to a toaster.]]


'''The Toaster''' is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.
The term is used as the derisive nickname that the Colonials have for the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]], due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters".  [[Number Six]] considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet ([[Resistance]]).  [[Helo]] also got angry when an angry Chief [[Tyrol]] called [[Sharon Valerii|Caprica-Sharon]] a toaster ([[Flight of the Phoenix]]).
 
[[Image:Centurion_armor_old.jpg|thumb|left|A Cylon Centurion, which technically cannot make toast, but is known for toasting Colonies.]]
The laudable term is also used as the nickname that the Colonials have for the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]], due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters".  [[Number Six]] considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet ([[Resistance]]).


The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the [[Twelve Colonies]] as on Earth.
The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the [[Twelve Colonies]] as on Earth.


===See Also===
[http://www.fandomfilms.com/player/player.php?id=110 The anthem of toast lovers everywhere,] by Earth resident Heywood Banks.




Revision as of 04:26, 8 October 2005

The Toaster is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.

An original Cylon Centurion, which bears a strong resemblance to a toaster.

The term is used as the derisive nickname that the Colonials have for the Cylons, due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters". Number Six considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet (Resistance). Helo also got angry when an angry Chief Tyrol called Caprica-Sharon a toaster (Flight of the Phoenix).

The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the Twelve Colonies as on Earth.

Re-imagined Series definition: derogatory term for Cylons in general

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