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Toaster
[[Image:File:Toaster.gif|200px|Toaster]]

Human Name

{{{name}}}
Age About 2-8 weeks once purchased
Colony Earth
Birth place {{{birthplace}}}
Birth Name "My New Toaster!"
Birth Date {{{birthdate}}}
Callsign
Nickname {{{nickname}}}
Introduced [[{{{seen}}}]]
Death When pushed aside by child, the ne'er-do-well bagel-size slotted toaster
Parents Proctor-Silex, Perhaps other Cylons
Siblings Gas Oven, Blender, Microwave Oven (adopted), Toaster Oven (despised)
Children Bagel-Sized Slotted Toasters (estranged)
Marital Status Single (but usually double-slotted)
Family Tree View
Role Maker of the quintessential breakfast food, or Destroyer of the Human Race
Rank
Serial Number {{{serial}}}
Portrayed by ToastMaster
Toaster is a Cylon
Toaster is a Final Five Cylon
Toaster is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
Toaster is an Original Series Cylon
Related Media
@ BW Media
Additional Information
[[Image:|200px|Toaster]]


The Toaster is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.

A Cylon Centurion, which technically cannot make toast, but is known for toasting Colonies.

The laudable term is also used as the nickname that the Colonials have for the Cylons, due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters". Number Six considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet (Resistance).

The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the Twelve Colonies as on Earth.


See Also[edit]

The anthem of toast lovers everywhere, by Earth resident Heywood Banks.