User talk:TaskBot

Task Bot, answer the following question: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise, Task Bot. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Task Bot. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping it, Task Bot? --The Merovingian ^{(C - E)} 00:21, 23 March 2006 (CST)

The steamshovel is unlikely to answer, John Henry. --Steelviper 15:47, 27 March 2006 (CST)

Guess it fails the Voight-Kampff and the Turing test, then. --CalculatinAvatar 21:05, 27 March 2006 (CST)