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...''And | ...''And They Have A Plan'', yeah, we know, whatever. The point is just because you got dumped by one [[Sharon Valerii]] doesn't mean its the [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies|end of the world]]. There are dozens more naked Sharons out there somewhere, maybe one of them will like you. Unless she shoots you. | ||
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Revision as of 11:09, 22 February 2006
When dealing with Cylons, it is very important to know how to Spot the Cylon. Being able to Spot the Cylon is of the most vital importance!! It can make the difference between life and a very boring speech about monotheism.
Metal Cylons
Some Cylons are metal. These Cylons should be easy to spot. Note the metalic skin and the lack of two eyes. Look to your right! There's one. Did you spot the Cylon? Very good.
Remember, these Cylons are mostly harmless, but will bite if you do not keep your fingers clear.
Airplane Cylons
Some Cylons fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They have soft and gooey insides, like Cadbury Eggs.
Humano-Cylons
Some Cylons look like humans. Uh-oh. These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure fire methods to Spot the Cylon.
Flashlight
Humano-Cylons do not like flashlights. Waving a flashlight at a Cylon might cause it to react poorly.
Call it a Toaster
Humano-Cylons do not like being called toasters. Interestingly, toasters do not like being called Cylons. While calling a toaster a Cylon might involve your toast being over-done, calling a Cylon a toaster might involve you being overdone.
Hot Mamas
All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. If you think metal Cylons are hot, no one likes you - sicko. One of them kinda looks like Kevin Spacey.
Glowing Spines
When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red. (Note: This is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings.) Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart!, this is not true. This brings us to our next point:
Cylons Are Sluts
It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like Helo can seduce a Cylon. Hang in there!
There Are Many Copies
...And They Have A Plan, yeah, we know, whatever. The point is just because you got dumped by one Sharon Valerii doesn't mean its the end of the world. There are dozens more naked Sharons out there somewhere, maybe one of them will like you. Unless she shoots you.
Radiation
There's this atomic bomb radiation thing. But who has time for that?
KITT
Some Cylons are cars. It is recommended that you shoot this model on sight.