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The microwave is an Earth culinary preparation device for the heating of food or drink.

Unbeknownst to both the Earthlings and their distant brothers, the microwave is an effective means of disabling Centurions.

In one known instance, Arnie uses his apartment microwave to heat up a new batch of his infamous meatballs. In doing so, Centuri succumbs to the affects of the microwave's emissions, and causes a commotion that summons Andromus.

Andromus deftly dispatches the microwave with the energy weapon imbued into his hand, destroying the microwave and resulting in the mass exodus due to the resultant fire―initially believed by Norman Blore to be gunpowder mixed inside of Arnie's special delicacy ^{(1980: "The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II")}.

Related imagery

Andromus spares Arnie's guests his meatballs ^{(1980: "The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II")}.
Arnie's Whirlpool REM 7200 microwave oven before it meets its fiery fate ^{(1980: "The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II")}.

Notes

The microwave used in the meatball incident is a Whirlpool REM 7200.
In close-ups, the Whirlpool label is removed, revealing a JCPenney logo underneath it.

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+[[File:G80 - NTCL2 - Meatballs Entering the Microwave.jpg|thumb|The culinary artist [[Arnie]] prepares a new batch of [[Arnie's meatballs|meatballs]] before [[Centuri]] {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II}}.]]
+The '''microwave''' is an Earth culinary preparation device for the heating of food or drink.
-[[File:Meatballs.jpg|thumb|The culinary artist [[Arnie]] discusses the preparation of his meatballs with the prophet [[Norman]], who warns the {{TOS|Cylons}} of the harbinger they wrought.]]
+Unbeknownst to both the Earthlings and their [[Galactican|distant brothers]], the microwave is an effective means of disabling [[Centurion (1980)|Centurions]].
-'''Arnie's meatballs''' are an [[Earth (1980)|Earth]] culinary delicacy of ill-repute.
+In one known instance, [[Arnie]] uses his apartment microwave to heat up a new batch of his infamous [[Arnie's meatballs|meatballs]]. In doing so, [[Centuri]] succumbs to the affects of the microwave's emissions, and causes a commotion that summons [[Andromus]].
-According to [[Norman]], an oracle of humorously grave disposition, he reproached these "meatballs" as obstructing the digestive tracts of humans: in front of two {{TOS|Cylons}}, no less {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I}}.
+Andromus deftly dispatches the microwave with the energy weapon imbued into his hand, destroying the microwave and resulting in the mass exodus due to the resultant fire―initially believed by [[Norman Blore]] to be gunpowder mixed inside of Arnie's special delicacy {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II}}.
-These meatballs are the labor of love of a human named [[Arnie]], taking an hour and a half to prepare properly {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II}}. They are then typically shoved down the throats of unsuspecting victims during festivities, such as [[w:Halloween|Halloween]].
+== Related imagery ==
+<gallery>
+File:G80 - NTCL2 - Great Meatballs of Fire.jpg|[[Andromus]] spares [[Arnie]]'s guests his [[Arnie's meatballs|meatballs]] {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II}}.
+File:G80 - NTCL2 - Microwave.jpg|[[Arnie]]'s Whirlpool REM 7200 microwave oven before it meets its fiery fate {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part II}}.
+</gallery>
-Coupled with the "romantic malnutrition" of [[Mildred]], those between these two dangers will have the "night of their life".
+== Notes ==
-The personification of these meatballs is a human baseball player named [[w:Vida Blue|Vida Blue]], who exerts a similar influence during his time with the [[w:San Francisco Giants|San Francisco Giants]] baseball team in the 1980s {{G80|The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I}}.
+* The microwave used in the [[Arnie's meatballs|meatball]] incident is a Whirlpool REM 7200.
+* In close-ups, the Whirlpool label is removed, revealing a [[JCPenney]] logo underneath it.
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