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[[Image:toaster.gif|200px| | {{Character Data| | ||
|photo= [[Image:toaster.gif|200px]] | |||
|age=About 2-8 weeks once purchased | |||
|colony=[[Earth]] | |||
|birthname="My New Toaster!" | |||
|callsign= | |||
|death=When pushed aside by child, the ne'er-do-well bagel-size slotted toaster | |||
|parents=[http://www.proctorsilex.com/ Proctor-Silex], Perhaps other [[Cylons]] | |||
|siblings=Gas Oven, Blender, Microwave Oven (adopted), Toaster Oven (despised) | |||
|children=Bagel-Sized Slotted Toasters (estranged) | |||
|marital status=Single (but usually double-slotted) | |||
|role=Maker of the quintessential breakfast food, or Destroyer of the Human Race | |||
|rank= | |||
|actor=ToastMaster | |||
|cylon=y | |||
}} | |||
'''The Toaster''' is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models. | |||
The term is used as the | [[Image:Centurion_armor_old.jpg|thumb|left|A Cylon Centurion, which technically cannot make toast, but is known for toasting Colonies.]] | ||
The laudable term is also used as the nickname that the Colonials have for the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]], due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters". [[Number Six]] considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet ([[Resistance]]). | |||
The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the [[Twelve Colonies]] as on Earth. | |||
===See Also=== | |||
[http://www.fandomfilms.com/player/player.php?id=110 The anthem of toast lovers everywhere,] by Earth resident Heywood Banks. | |||
Revision as of 08:24, 8 October 2005
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| [[File:File:Toaster.gif|300px|Toaster]] | |||||
| Age | About 2-8 weeks once purchased | ||||
| Colony | Earth | ||||
| Birth Name | "My New Toaster!" | ||||
| Death | When pushed aside by child, the ne'er-do-well bagel-size slotted toaster | ||||
| Parents | Proctor-Silex, Perhaps other Cylons | ||||
| Siblings | Gas Oven, Blender, Microwave Oven (adopted), Toaster Oven (despised) | ||||
| Children | Bagel-Sized Slotted Toasters (estranged) | ||||
| Marital Status | Single (but usually double-slotted) | ||||
| Role | Maker of the quintessential breakfast food, or Destroyer of the Human Race | ||||
| Portrayed by | ToastMaster | ||||
| Toaster is a Cylon | |||||
The Toaster is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.
The laudable term is also used as the nickname that the Colonials have for the Cylons, due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters". Number Six considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet (Resistance).
The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the Twelve Colonies as on Earth.
See Also
The anthem of toast lovers everywhere, by Earth resident Heywood Banks.