Portal:Unproduced Scripts/Quotes

Dillon: Troy... on Earth, they have a saying called, 'good news' and 'bad news'.

Troy: I have some news for you, too.

Dillon: Good or bad?

Troy: Bad?

Dillon: (disappointed) Oh... I thought you'd have the good news... mine's bad. Cleopatra's escaped.

Troy: Xaviar's escaped from us!

Dillon: Boy, we do make a team.