User:The Merovingian

The Merovingian
[[Image: File:Merovingian.jpg |200px|The Merovingian]]
Name
Age	One of the Eldest of us
Colony	Scorpion
Birth place	{{{birthplace}}}
Birth Name	I do not have a name, call me "V"
Birth Date	{{{birthdate}}}
Callsign	The Merovingian
Nickname	{{{nickname}}}
Introduced	[[{{{seen}}}]]
Death	I am not yet dead
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Children
Marital Status	Unknown
Family Tree	View
Role	Employing diplomacy
Rank	Minister without Portfolio, BattlestarWiki.org
Serial Number	{{{serial}}}
Portrayed by	Himself
The Merovingian is a Cylon
The Merovingian is a Final Five Cylon
The Merovingian is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
The Merovingian is an Original Series Cylon
Related Media
		@ BW Media
Additional Information
[[Image:|200px|The Merovingian]]

I am a trafficker of information, I know everything I can.

The question is, do you know why you are here? You came to BSWiki for information, yes, but this is not a reason, this is not a why. This information itself, its very nature, is a means, it is not an end, and so, to search for it is to be looking for a means to do...what?

What do *I* want? What do all men with power want? More power.

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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

"By the power of Truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe"

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On May 13, 2005, an elite Trek fan was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the internet underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a question, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can ask The Merovingian.

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Questions are a burden to others. Answers are prison for oneself.

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"In approaching our subject with the sensibilities of statisticians and dissectionsists, we distance ourselves increasingly from the marvelous and spell-binding world of imagination whose gravity drew us into our studies in the first place...This is not to say that we should cease to establish facts and to verify our information, but merely to suggest that unless those facts can be imbued with the flash of poetic insight then they remain dull gems; semi-precious stones scarcely worth the collecting..."

---Watchmen

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I would like to welcome all German language viewers of BSG, who just recently were exposed to the joys of BSG when "33" premiered in Germany on February 8th, 2006. I would like to welcome them with a traditional Teutonic greeting: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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"This Merovingian guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's, it's frakkin' pagan idolatry!"

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Merovingian. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the Classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh...well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that "if" is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you..."

"They told me that you had gone totally insane, Merovingian, and that your methods were unsound."
"Are my methods unsound?"
"I don't see...any "method" at all, sir."

To Do List

1. Achieve an Edit Count surpassing 10,000 edits by September 1, 2006
2. Battlestar Wiki:Reference desk
3. The Battles series
4. Welcoming Committee
5. Writer/Director category and article projects
6. Episode notes
7. Episode questions
8. Episode analysis
9. Cylon series
10. Timeline - Well, I am something of a Timelord...
11. All things relating to Cally
12. Geography of Caprica
13. Podcast transcripts
14. The "Caprica" prequel series
15. Battlestar Wiki:Portals -- massive updates pending
16. Project Wideawake
17. Human Instrumentality Project
18. Plan R

In Memoriam

STAR TREK

1987 - 2005

Music To Work To

1. [1]
2. [2]
3. [3]
4. [4]
5. [5]
6. [6]
7. [7]
8. Out of Star Trek's Ashes
9. [8]
10. [9]
11. [10]
12. [11]
13. Metamorphosis One
14. Who is The Doctor?

Club Hel

(Under Construction)

A foul visage to hide my foul visage in

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The Merovingian and Richard Hatch, at I-CON 25

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The Merovingian at Parliament, mere hours before its destruction by Codename V

Re-imagined Series definition: Battlestar Group (TRS: "Water"). It also doubles as an acronym for the television series itself.