User:The Merovingian

The Merovingian
[[Image: File:Merovingian.jpg |200px|The Merovingian]]
Name
Age	One of the Eldest of us
Colony	Scorpion
Birth place	{{{birthplace}}}
Birth Name	I do not have a name, call me "V"
Birth Date	{{{birthdate}}}
Callsign	The Merovingian
Nickname	{{{nickname}}}
Introduced	[[{{{seen}}}]]
Death	I am not yet dead
Parents	Unknown
Siblings	Unknown
Children
Marital Status	Unknown
Family Tree	View
Role	Employing diplomacy
Rank	Minister without Portfolio, BattlestarWiki.org
Serial Number	{{{serial}}}
Portrayed by	Himself
The Merovingian is a Cylon
The Merovingian is a Final Five Cylon
The Merovingian is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
The Merovingian is an Original Series Cylon
Related Media
		@ BW Media
Additional Information
[[Image:|200px|The Merovingian]]

I am a trafficker of information, I know everything I can.

The question is, do you know why you are here? You came to BSWiki for information, yes, but this is not a reason, this is not a why. This information itself, its very nature, is a means, it is not an end, and so, to search for it is to be looking for a means to do...what?

What do *I* want? What do all men with power want? More power.

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Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

"By the power of Truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe"

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Remember, remember, the Fifth of November

Fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words...they are perspectives

"....Governments should be afraid of their people"

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On May 13, 2005, an elite Trek fan was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the internet underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a question, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can ask The Merovingian.

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"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."

--Isaac Asimov, Foundation

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

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"In approaching our subject with the sensibilities of statisticians and dissectionsists, we distance ourselves increasingly from the marvelous and spell-binding world of imagination whose gravity drew us into our studies in the first place...This is not to say that we should cease to establish facts and to verify our information, but merely to suggest that unless those facts can be imbued with the flash of poetic insight then they remain dull gems; semi-precious stones scarcely worth the collecting..."

---Watchmen

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I would like to welcome all German language viewers of BSG, who just recently were exposed to the joys of BSG when "33" premiered in Germany on February 8th, 2006. I would like to welcome them with a traditional Teutonic greeting: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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"This Merovingian guy? He's wacko, man! He's worse than crazy. He's evil. It's, it's frakkin' pagan idolatry!"

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Merovingian. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the Classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh...well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that "if" is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you..."

"They told me that you had gone totally insane, Merovingian, and that your methods were unsound."
"Are my methods unsound?"
"I don't see...any "method" at all, sir."

To Do List

1. Achieve an Edit Count surpassing 10,000 edits by September 1, 2006
2. Battlestar Wiki:Reference desk
3. The Battles series
4. Welcoming Committee
5. Writer/Director category and article projects
6. Episode notes
7. Episode questions
8. Episode analysis
9. Cylon series
10. Timeline - Well, I am something of a Timelord...
11. All things relating to Cally
12. Cylon agent speculation
13. Geography of Caprica
14. Podcast transcripts
15. The "Caprica" prequel series
16. Battlestar Wiki:Portals -- updating on a regular basis
17. Project Wideawake
18. Human Instrumentality Project
19. Find, destroy Atlantis
20. Plan R

In Memoriam

STAR TREK

1987 - 2005

"When I first took command of this post, all I wanted was to be somewhere else. Anywhere but here. But now, four years later, this station has become my home. And you've become my family. Leaving this place, leaving you, is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do....I promise, I will not rest until I stand with you again. Here. In this place. Where I belong."

--Captain Benjamin Sisko, "Call to Arms", Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Music To Work To

1. In The Year 2525 - BEST. SONG. EVER.
2. [1]
3. [2]
4. [3]
5. [4]
6. [5]
7. [6]
8. [7]
9. Out of Star Trek's Ashes
10. [8]
11. [9]
12. [10]
13. [11]
14. Battle to Retake Deep Space Nine, set to music from the film "Glory"
15. The Klendathu Drop - Starship Troopers
16. Inner Universe - by Origa
17. Rise - by Origa
18. Cruel Angel's Thesis
19. Dance Like You Want To Win - Synchronized. Giant. Robot. Fight.
20. "The Prisoner" theme song
21. Ezekiel 25:17 - not a song, it just makes me laugh
22. Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealer's Wheel
23. Magic Carpet Ride
24. Where is my mind? - Fight Club end song
25. Neo-Tokyo Biker War
26. Batman Beyond
27. Metamorphosis One
28. Who is The Doctor?
29. "Hardly Wait" - Strange Days

Club Hel

(Under Construction)

A foul visage to hide my foul visage in

File:IamTheDoctor.JPG

The Merovingian and Richard Hatch, at I-CON 25

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The Merovingian at Parliament, mere hours before its destruction by Codename V

Re-imagined Series definition: Battlestar Group ^{(TRS: "Water")}. It also doubles as an acronym for the television series itself.