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| ''This page relates to heavy drinking (both of characters and wiki contributors) as a result of gaffes from the [[Battlestar Galactica (RDM)|Re-imagined Series]]. For information that will improve gnashing of your teeth or suicidal tendencies, please watch "[[Galactica 1980]]."''<br/><br/>
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| [[Image:Tighsdrinking.jpg|right|300px|Bottoms up, Colonel.]]
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| Other TV shows have had [[Wikipedia:Drinking game|drinking games]] adapted from the venerable "Hi, Bob!" game, among others. The new "[[Battlestar Galactica (RDM)|Battlestar Galactica]]" series has sadly failed to stop ''Battlestar Wiki's'' contributors from doing the same after noticing repeated plot points, characterizations, and other silliness.
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| You might consider creating your own ''Cylon Shooters'' for use in the game by [[Cylon Shooter|following the recipe]] given by actors [[Grace Park]] and [[Tahmoh Penikett]].
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| '''''Take a drink every time...'''''
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| == ...someone kills a baby or threatens to do so. ==
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| *Caprica-Six ([[Miniseries]])
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| *Commander [[William Adama|Adama]], in [[Gaius Baltar]]'s dream on [[Kobol]] ([[Scattered]])
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| *[[Laura Roslin]] ([[Downloaded]])
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| == ...Colonel Saul Tigh... ==
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| *...drinks ([[Miniseries]],[[Fragged]],[[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]], etc.).
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| *...resolves to quit drinking.
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| *...is drunk on duty ([[Fragged]]).
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| *...questions Adama's orders.
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| *...complains about not wanting his own command ([[Scattered]]).
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| *...berates someone else for a flaw he has as well.
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| *...gives a remarkably stupid order to the crew.
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| *''Take a bonus drink if...''
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| **...Tigh drinks as he "falls off the wagon."
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| **...a loss of life is involved ([[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]).
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| **...a beloved character needlessly suffers for it ([[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]).
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| **...[[Lee Adama]] is involved with the order ([[Fragged]]).
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| **...the Fleet tells him, collectively, to [[frak]] off ([[Fragged]]).
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| **...Commander Adama has to repair Tigh's frak-ups.
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| **...Tigh undermines his own reputation as a result ([[Miniseries]], [[Fragged]], [[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]).
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| *...states or asks the obvious for purposes of exposition ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]]).
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| == ...Ellen Tigh... ==
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| *...makes sexual advances on someone other than Colonel Tigh ([[Colonial Day]]).
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| *...brokers for power ([[Colonial Day]]).
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| *...manipulates Colonel Tigh ([[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]]).'
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| == ...Kara Thrace... ==
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| *...demonstrates yet another talent.
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| **Card Shark: "And the girl wins again! Another round?" ([[Water]])
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| **Sniper: "With all due respect, sir, I am the best shot in or out of the cockpit." ([[Bastille Day]])
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| **Painter: "You paint these, Kara? / Yeah." ([[Valley of Darkness]])
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| **Pro-level Pyramid Player: "I was scouted for the pros. Bum knee took me out of contention." ([[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]])
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| **Poetry Buff: "You wouldn't know Caprican Poetry if it was hot-sidded across your helmet." / "'From the darkness you must fall - Failed and weak, to darkness all.' -[[Kataris]], not one of his better works" ([[Final Cut]])
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| *...steps out of the box to...
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| **...mate two Vipers nose-to-nose in combat ([[Miniseries]]).
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| **...jury-rig an enemy fighter ([[You Can't Go Home Again]]).
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| **...outwit the Cylons via a clever plan of attack ([[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part I]]).
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| ***''Take a bonus drink if this is because she knows the Cylons would never overlook such an obvious blind spot ([[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]], [[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]]).''
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| **...kill or maim a Cylon with anything other than a gun ([[Flesh and Bone]], [[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]], [[The Farm]]).
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| *...drinks as heavily as Col. Tigh ([[Scar]], [[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]).
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| *...assaults someone who outranks her ([[Miniseries]]).
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| *...is mistaken for a Cylon and nearly killed because of it ([[You Can't Go Home Again]], [[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]], [[Home, Part I]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part I]])
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| *...hops into bed on a barely-considered whim.
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| **Gaius Baltar ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]])
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| **Samuel Anders ([[The Farm]])
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| **Lee Adama ([[Scar]])
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| *...starts to unduly fawn over someone mere days after meeting them.
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| **Samuel Anders ([[Resistance (episode)|Resistance]])
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| **Admiral Cain ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part II|Part II]])
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| == ...a copy of [[Number Six]] dies. ==
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| *Nuked ([[Miniseries]], [[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]])
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| **Take another drink if the nuke scene is repeated again in flashback ([[33]], [[Downloaded]])
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| *Shot ([[33]])
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| *Impaled ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]])
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| *Extinguished ([[The Farm]])
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| == ...[[Cylon-Related Hallucinations#Baltar's Internal Six|Baltar's internal Six]] appears at an inopportune moment. ==
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| ''Take a bonus drink if...''
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| *...Baltar tries to subtly talk to both Six and real people at the same time (e.g. [[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]: "I'm not your plaything!").
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| **''Take another drink if both Six and the "real" person or people Baltar is talking to respond the same way (e.g. "Plaything?").''
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| *...Six tries to engage Baltar in either sex or foreplay.
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| *...Baltar makes awkward attempts at excusing his odd behavior.
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| *...others comment on Baltar's sanity or lack thereof.
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| *...Six appears while he's in the bathroom.
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| *...Six appears after he's had sex with another woman.
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| *...Six appears naked.
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| == ...a copy of Number Six becomes violent or threatens violence. ==
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| *Breaks a baby's neck ([[Miniseries]] as Caprica-Six)
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| *Screams in Baltar's face ([[Bastille Day]] as Baltar's internal Six)
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| *Beats the crap out of Caprica-Valerii ([[Litmus]] as [[Number Six#Caprican Overseer Copies|an overseer]])
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| *Chokes Baltar ([[Litmus]] as Baltar's internal Six)
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| *Smashes Baltar's face into a mirror ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]] as Baltar's internal Six)
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| *Kicks the hell out of Starbuck ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]])
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| *Tackles Baltar ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]] as [[Gina]])
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| *Breaks a guard's neck ([[Resurrection Ship, Part II]] as Gina)
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| *Shoots Admiral Cain ([[Resurrection Ship, Part II]] as Gina)
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| *Chokes Baltar with his tie ([[Epiphanies]])
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| *Shoves Baltar and bites his lip ([[Epiphanies]] as Gina)
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| *Cuts her own face ("[[Downloaded]]" as [[Caprica-Six]])
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| *Bashes [[Number Three]]'s head in with a rock ("[[Downloaded]]" as [[Caprica-Six]])
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| ''Take two bonus drinks if she goes nuclear.''
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| *Suicide-bombs ''[[Cloud 9]]'' ("[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]" as Gina)
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| == ...anyone smokes (literally or figuratively). ==
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| *Gaius Baltar
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| *Dr. Cottle
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| *Kara Thrace
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| *Specialist [[Prosna]]
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| *Lee Adama
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| *[[Socinus]] ([[Scattered]])
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| == ...any male character sticks it in a [[toaster]]. ==
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| *Helo ([[Six Degrees of Separation]])
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| *Gaius Baltar ([[Miniseries]], [[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]])
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| *Galen Tyrol ([[Miniseries]], [[Litmus]])
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| *A large number of men from battlestar ''[[Pegasus (RDM)|Pegasus']]'' crew ([[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]])
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| *[[Alistair Thorne]]
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| == ...Helo acts like an idiot. ==
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| *...fails to notice his robot girlfriend's glowing spine. ([[Six Degrees of Separation]])
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| *...fails to realize his inexplicably nauseous robot girlfriend is pregnant ([[The Hand of God (RDM)|The Hand of God]]).
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| *...shoots his pregnant robot girlfriend ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]]).
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| *...lets his pregnant robot girlfriend jack Starbuck's spaceship ([[Scattered]]).
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| *...is surprised that everyone wants to throw his pregnant robot girlfriend out an airlock ([[Home, Part I]]).
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| *...fails to anticipate territory issues with his pregnant robot girlfriend's copy's former boyfriend ([[Home, Part II]]).
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| == ...Chief Tyrol acts like a moron. ==
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| *...makes out with a lieutenant against regulations - who happens to be a sleeper copy of Helo's pregnant robot girlfriend.
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| *...lies about making out with his robot girlfriend.
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| *...lies when he says he never loved his robot girlfriend.
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| *...chews out of his crew who dare to show concern about his feelings about his robot girlfriend - or anything else, for that matter ([[Miniseries]], [[Flight of the Phoenix]]).
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| *...glares at or curses Colonel Tigh.
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| **...''or anyone else for that matter'' ("If I scratched everyone who popped off at the chief the cooks could be flying the planes" - Lee Adama, "[[Final Cut]]")
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| ==...Bill Adama...==
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| *...uses his Glare of Death.
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| **''Bonus drink if Cottle deflects it with his own Scowl of Intense Disapproval'' ([[The Captain's Hand]]).
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| *...stomps down ''Galactica'''s hallways.
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| *...waxes philosophically.
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| *...brings up his [[Joseph Adama|lawyer father]].
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| *...expresses sympathy for the Cylons.
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| *...expresses an enthusiastic attitude toward killing Cylons.
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| *''Take a bonus drink if it is by trying kill a Cylon himself''
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| **''Finish the drink completely if he tries to kill the same Cylon he expressed sympathy for in a previous episode.''
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| *...agrees with, argues with, deposes, or kisses President Roslin.
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| *...appears on screen sporting a moustache.
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| *...does something "captainly", like crushing walnuts in his hand or building a model ship.
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| *...uses military action to resolve a situation. (See the above section if Adama's decision to use military action is recklessly dumb.)
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| *...makes a recklessly stupid command decision.
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| **Counterattacking the Cylons ([[Miniseries]])
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| **Wasting half the fleet's [[tylium|fuel]] looking for Starbuck ([[You Can't Go Home Again]])
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| **Arresting President Roslin ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]])
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| **Sending Marines to rescue Helo and the Chief from ''Pegasus'' ([[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]])
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| **Arranging for the assassination of Admiral Cain ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]])
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| **''Bonus drinks if a woman tries to reason with Adama.''
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| :*Roslin tells Adama, "The war is over, we lost", and "We need to start having babies" ([[Miniseries]])
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| :*Dualla tells Adama, "It's time to put the fleet back together" ([[Home, Part I]])
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| :*Roslin tells Adama, "[[Helena Cain|She]] is dangerous, and the only thing that you can do is hit her before she hits you," ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]])
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| :*Sharon tells Adama, "You said you never asked yourself why you deserve to survive." ([[Resurrection Ship, Part II]])
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| ::*''Finish your drink completely when, not if, Adama ultimately relents, echoing that woman's words to his officer(s).''
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| == ...People get away with things — major disciplinary problems are ignored or set aside. ==
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| *Tyrol gets away with his hidden affair with Boomer, even when it leads to a security flaw that allows a Cylon suicide bomber to attack the ship ([[Litmus]])
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| *Starbuck gets away with stealing and ultimately losing ''Galactica'''s captured Cylon Raider. ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I]])
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| *Boomer gets away with trying to kill herself and ends up on a vitally important mission ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]])
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| *Baltar gets away with murdering [[Crashdown]] ([[Fragged]])
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| *Apollo gets away with pulling a gun on Tigh ([[Scattered]]) and helping Roslin escape ([[Home, Part II]])
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| *Helo gets away with pulling a gun on Apollo ([[Home, Part I]])
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| *President Roslin ultimately gets away with subverting the boundary between military and civilian government ([[Home, Part II]]).
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| *Commander Adama ultimately gets away with subverting the boundary between military and civilian government ([[Litmus]], [[Home, Part II]]).
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| *[[Kat]] gets away with getting high on drugs during flight (reinstated in "[[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]]")
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| *Starbuck gets away with (and gets promoted for) stealing the Blackbird to fly a photo recon mission that her CAG specifically took her off of. ([[Resurrection Ship, Part I]])
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| *Lee Adama gets away with law enforcement by summary execution ([[Black Market]])
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| *Lee gets away with making repeated visits to a prositute ([[Black Market]])
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| *Kat gets away with punching Starbuck in the mouth ([[Scar]])
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| *Lee gets away with an affair with Dee, a fellow active duty soldier ([[The Captain's Hand]])
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| *Tyrol gets away with beating the crap out of someone with nothing more than a stern talking to from a [[Cavil|priest]] ([[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I]]).
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| ==...Zarek makes a gambit for power...==
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| *...but loses.
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| **[[Colonial Day]]
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| **[[Home, Part I]]
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| **[[Home, Part II]]
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| *...and succeeds.
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| **[[Bastille Day]]
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| **[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]
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| ==...Lee Adama... ==
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| *...uses one of his dad's phrases ("Be careful out there", "roll the hard six")
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| *...completely oversteps his authority and/or commits mutiny
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| *...acts self-righteous or angsty towards his dad ([[Miniseries]], [[Bastille Day]], [[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part II]])
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| *...has a near-death experience.
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| **Nearly killed by [[Cylon Raiders]] ([[Miniseries]], "[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]")
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| **Almost left for dead ([[Miniseries]], "[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]")
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| **Almost killed by a criminal mob or elements thereof ("[[Bastille Day]],", "[[Home, Part II]]," "[[Black Market]]").
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| **Almost killed by [[Cylon Centurion]]s ("[[Valley of Darkness]]," "[[Home, Part I]]")
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| **Almost killed by gangters. ([[Black Market]])
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| *...shows angst about anything, anything at all ([[Miniseries]], "[[33]]," "[[Water]]," "[[Act of Contrition]]," "[[The Hand of God]]," "[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]," "[[Scattered]]," "[[Valley of Darkness]]," "[[Fragged]]," "[[Resistance]]," "[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]," "[[Final Cut]]," "[[Black Market]]," "[[Scar]]," "[[The Captain's Hand]]," "[[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]").
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| ==Miscellaneous==
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| *...[[Billy Keikeya|Billy]] and [[Anastasia Dualla|Dee]] stare at each other like two teenagers but never actually do anything.
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| *...Someone gets promoted (Just ''pick an episode''.)
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| **Take two drinks if someone is promoted twice in one episode (Major Lee Adama to Commander Lee Adama in "[[The Captain's Hand]]").
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| *...[[CIC]] bursts into applause. ([[Miniseries]], [[You Can't Go Home Again]], [[The Hand of God (RDM)|Hand of God]], [[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]], [[The Farm]], [[Home, Part I]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part II]])
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| **Bonus drink if the applause proceeds an assassination attempt ([[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part II]])
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| *...Six comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Baltar's travails.
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| *...Elosha comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Roslin's travails.
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| *...Roslin comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of the Fleet's travails.
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| *...Leoben comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Starbuck's travails.
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| *...Gaeta says, "Yes, sir." (''On this one, alone, most of us would need a "commercial break"'' after one episode...)
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| *...Apollo's modesty is thwarted by the smallest towel in the fleet.
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| *...Laura Roslin uses her Stare of You-Gotta-Be-Frakking-Kidding-Me.
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| *...A Cylon says "By your command".
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| *...[[Jammer]] says something that hints that he may be a Cylon.
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| *...A never-before-seen guest star turns out to be a Cylon
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| **[[Simon]] ([[The Farm]])
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| **[[Number Three]] ([[Final Cut]])
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| **[[Cavil]] ([[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I]], [[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]])
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| ==Production==
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| *...Michael Rymer's camera makes a full 360° revolution.
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| **''In this case, everyone in the room must spin around until the scene is over.''
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| *...Michael Rymer cross-cuts between two nearly identical scenes. ([[Pegasus (episode)|Pegasus]], [[Resurrection Ship, Part I]])
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| **''In this case, link arms with someone else and take a shot together.''
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| *...the producers re-use stock special effects footage.
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| **...when you spot the "USS Enterprise" lurking in the Fleet.
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| **...an establishing shot of ''[[Galactica (RDM)|Galactica]]'' from the side, surrounded by the [[The Fleet (RDM)|Fleet]].
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| **...an establishing shot of ''Galactica'' from the top.
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| **...an establishing shot of ''[[Pegasus (RDM)|Pegasus]]'' from the side.
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| **...the civilian fleet jump from the [[Miniseries]].
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| **...the Viper Launch sequence.
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| **...''Take another drink of the the stock footage leads to logic gaps.''
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| *...Bear McCreary re-uses stock musical cues.
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| **The Number Six/Cylon [[Wikipedia:leitmotif|leitmotif]] ("ding..ding-ding..ding, ding...ding-ding...ding...")
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| **"Bloodshed" (the Adama death theme from [[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]) in [[The Farm]], [[Pegasus (RDM)|Pegasus]] and [[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]
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| **"Prelude to War" in the [[Resurrection Ship, Part II]] battle sequence
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| **The "Destiny/Baltar's Dream" leitmotif
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| *...Bear McCreary finds some excuse to use the Stu Phillips theme from the original series ("Colonial Anthem").
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| **[[Miniseries]] (Twice)
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| **[[Final Cut]]
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| *...Bear McCreary re-uses music from Richard Gibbs' [[Miniseries]] soundtrack.
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| *...Bear McCreary throws in some new musical influences out of nowhere.
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| **Hindu prayer - UK/Season Two opening
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| **Celtic folk song - "Wander My Friends" / "A Good Lighter" / "Reuniting the Fleet"
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| **Italian pseudo-opera - "Battlestar Operatica"
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| **Elevator music - "Battlestar Muzaktica"
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| **Heavy metal - "Standing in the Mud" / "Black Market"
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| **Orchestral piece - "The Shape of Things to Come" / "Passacaglia" / "Allegro" / "A Promise to Return"
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| **Electric Violin / Thundering Bass - "Destiny" / "Baltar's Dream"
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| **Classical Violin - "Roslin and Adama" / "Roslin Confesses"
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| **Piano - "Metamorphosis One" / "One Year Later"
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| **Guitar solo - "Pegasus" / "Something Dark is Coming"
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| ==...Kara Thrace and Lee Adama...==
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| *...stare at each other strangely for non-work-related reasons.
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| *...exchange blows
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| *...kiss
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| **''Take a bonus drink if they both kiss and exchange blows.''
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