User:Watcher

Watcher
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Age	Ageless
Colony	Earth (presently)
Birthplace	{{{birthplace}}}
Birth Name	None that I'm aware of
Birth Date	{{{birthdate}}}
Callsign	Watcher
Nickname	{{{nickname}}}
Introduced	[[{{{seen}}}]]
Last Appearance	[[{{{lastseen}}}]]
Death	December 22, 2012
Parents	The Sun & the Moon
Step-Parents	{{{step_parents}}}
Siblings	Yule Brenner
Children	None that I'm aware of (heh)
Marital Status	It doesn't count once you pass 3
Family Tree	View
Role	Howard Cosell
Rank	No. I just bathed.
Serial Number	{{{serial}}}
Portrayed by	I ask you... who could?
Watcher is a Cylon
Watcher is a Final Five Cylon
Watcher is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
Watcher is an Original Series Cylon

Turn Around And Smile At The Camera

Watcher is the resident pundit/commentator... sometimes to everyone else's chagrin.

He spends most of his time on the wiki lurking anonymously or dreaming up third and fourth options for problems his fellow Wikipedians have already settled.

When all else fails... he sucks it up and votes.