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== Are you under these circumstances? == | |||
If you are on the run from the Cylons and if the following has happened to you in the past few months: | If you are on the run from the Cylons and if the following has happened to you in the past few months: | ||
A Battlestar to command, | A Battlestar to command, | ||
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Absolutely nothing to happen in that year what so ever | Absolutely nothing to happen in that year what so ever | ||
and if you're fat, you've come to the right place. | and if you're fat, you've come to the right place. | ||
== What you need to get is... == | |||
All this has happened to an unlucky Commander Lee Adama of the Battlestar Pegasus and he is now no longer fat. This is what Lee did and what he needed was : | All this has happened to an unlucky Commander Lee Adama of the Battlestar Pegasus and he is now no longer fat. This is what Lee did and what he needed was : | ||
After the year the cylons then show up, | After the year the cylons then show up and occupy the planet, | ||
Get a parent to command a fellow Battlestar | Get a parent to command a fellow Battlestar going to successfully liberate the planet, | ||
Then get a friend who will not stop to help you, | |||
The ability to move your battlestar into action. | |||
If you have all this you're ready. | |||
== What Adama did == | |||
The Cylons where created by man, They rebeled, They evolved, They look and feel human, Some are programed to think they are human | |||
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Are you under these circumstances?
If you are on the run from the Cylons and if the following has happened to you in the past few months: A Battlestar to command, A planet hospitable for human life, An idiot to become the president, A nuclear explosion, A year, Absolutely nothing to happen in that year what so ever and if you're fat, you've come to the right place.
What you need to get is...
All this has happened to an unlucky Commander Lee Adama of the Battlestar Pegasus and he is now no longer fat. This is what Lee did and what he needed was : After the year the cylons then show up and occupy the planet, Get a parent to command a fellow Battlestar going to successfully liberate the planet, Then get a friend who will not stop to help you, The ability to move your battlestar into action. If you have all this you're ready.
What Adama did
The Cylons where created by man, They rebeled, They evolved, They look and feel human, Some are programed to think they are human