Toaster

Toaster
[[Image:File:Toaster.gif|200px|Toaster]]
Human Name	{{{name}}}
Age	About 2-8 weeks once purchased
Colony	Earth
Birth place	{{{birthplace}}}
Birth Name	"My New Toaster!"
Birth Date	{{{birthdate}}}
Callsign	Cool-Touch
Nickname	{{{nickname}}}
Introduced	[[{{{seen}}}]]
Death	When pushed aside by child, the ne'er-do-well bagel-size slotted toaster, trashed.
Parents	Proctor-Silex, Perhaps other Cylons
Siblings	Gas Oven, Blender, Microwave Oven (adopted), Toaster Oven (despised)
Children	Bagel-Sized Slotted Toasters (estranged)
Marital Status	Single (but usually double-slotted)
Family Tree	View
Role	Maker of the quintessential breakfast food, or Destroyer of the Human Race
Rank
Serial Number	{{{serial}}}
Portrayed by	ToastMaster
Toaster is a Cylon
Toaster is a Final Five Cylon
Toaster is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
Toaster is an Original Series Cylon
Related Media
		@ BW Media
Additional Information
[[Image:|200px|Toaster]]

The Toaster is a device on Earth reknowned for its ability to make the popular breakfast food served with butter, jelly, eggs, or other confection. Toasters come in two, four, or even six-slot models.

A Cylon Centurion, which technically cannot make toast, but is known for toasting Colonies.

The laudable term is also used as the nickname that the Colonials have for the Cylons, due to the fact that the original models resembled "walking chrome toasters". Number Six considers "Toaster" to be an offensive racial epithet (Resistance).

The reference infers that toasting bread and other foods was just as enjoyable on the Twelve Colonies as on Earth.

It can also be said that the Colonials enjoyed the act of shopping for toasters. CAG Lee Adama enthusiastically made a point about shopping for toasters on battlestar Galactica, after the electricity (an important element for any toaster) went haywire. (Valley of Darkness)

It should also be noted that a fewelite toasters have been known to communicate by sending or receiving "waves."

See Also

The anthem of toast lovers everywhere, by Earth resident Heywood Banks.

Cylons at Uncyclopedia