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| *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JVZQhlivnY The A-Team's Face comes face-to-face with a Cylon!] | | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JVZQhlivnY The A-Team's Face comes face-to-face with a Cylon!] |
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| == The Battlestar Galactica Comedy Quiz ==
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| So you think you know everything there is to know about Battlestar Galactica? Then test yourself and take the Battlestar Galactica Comedy Quiz. There are 21 questions in all. If you get 0-5 correct, you're stupid. If you get 6-12 correct, you're not that dumb. If you get 13-20 correct, you're kinda smart. And if you get all 21 correct, then... You're Obsessed with a TV Show! Get A Life!
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| Really, it's all in good fun.<ref>[http://galactica1981.tripod.com/Sheba.htm Sheba's Galaxy: The Ultimate Battlestar Galactica Information Site.]</ref>
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| (1) What is a centon?
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| (2) What is a milli-centon?
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| e. A milli-WHAT???
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| (3) What exactly was it that the Cylon raiders would fire?
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| e. It's an advanced technology, stupid!
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| (4) ABC was convinced that Battlestar Galactica would be the number one hit on television and was determined to do everything right. The network went about this by:
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| a. Rushing the show into production before enough decent scripts could be written
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| b. Forcing ridiculous story ideas on the writers and producers
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| c. Censoring most violence, taking away much of the drama
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| d. Making the villains completely laughable and inept
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| e. Giving prominent roles to "cute" kids
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| f. Preempting the show enough times so the ratings would be certain to drop
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| g. Reusing the same stock footage over and over and over
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| h. All of the above
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| (5) When ABC decided to revive Battlestar Galactica as Galactica 1980, it was determined not to repeat the same mistakes it made the first time. What mistakes did the network repeat?
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| a. Rushing the show into production before enough decent scripts could be written
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| b. Forcing ridiculous story ideas on the writers and producers
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| d. Making the villains completely laughable and inept
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| e. Giving prominent roles to "cute" kids
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| f. Preempting the show enough times so the ratings would be certain to drop
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| g. Reusing the same stock footage over and over and over
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| h. All of the above
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| (6) In creating Battlestar Galactica, Glen Larson attempted to appeal to die-hard science fiction fans by:
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| a. Showering us with intriguing sci-fi techno-babble
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| b. Presenting a well-thought out Colonial system of time
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| c. Hiring writers with deep backgrounds in science fiction
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| e. Rehashing every TV cliche imaginable
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| (7) At the end of Saga Of A Star World, the planet Carillon exploded because:
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| a. The planet was filled with tylium, a highly explosive fuel
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| b. Starbuck and Apollo ignited the tylium during their ground battle with Cylon centurions
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| c. The Cylon basestar ignited the tylium when it fired its lasers at Starbuck and Apollo
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| d. Well, Star Wars ended with a big explosion, so Galactica might as well, too!
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| (8) When Battlestar Galactica finished the 1978-79 season at number 24, becoming the highest rated science fiction series in television history and the best performing series ever in the highly competitive Sunday night time slot, ABC showed its appreciation by:
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| c. Taking away the censors so that the stories would no longer be hindered
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| (9) When making the theatrical trailer, Battlestar Galactica: The Second Coming, Richard Hatch decided to completely ignore the events of Galactica 1980. That said, in which of the following ways are The Second Coming and Galactica 1980 NOT alike?
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| a. The grown-up Boxey's name is Troy
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| c. The Gemini freighter is destroyed in a battle with the Cylons
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| d. The Colonials haven't seen the Cylons in many, many yahrens
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| e. The Colonials believe they have eluded the Cylons for good, only to discover they haven't
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| h. The Cylons have evolved as a race
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| i. The Cylons have an upgraded Cylon raider
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| k. Those furkin' Super Scouts!
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| (10) At what point did Battlestar Galactica's storylines begin to get slightly repetitive?
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| (11) Baltar sold out the entire human race because
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| (12) For selling out the entire human race, Baltar's punishment from the Council of Twelve was:
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| (13) In an interview before the series began, Maren Jensen said her character Athena would be a ground-breaking role for women in television. We knew this was true when:
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| a. Athena sat on the bridge while the men performed all the heroics
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| (14) Despite the staggering number of people who had to be left behind due to the lack of ships, the Colonials decided to take criminals with them on their voyage because:
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| (15) True or False: When Adama decides to seek out the planet Earth, he has absolutely no clue where it is.
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| (17) How did having eyes that swerved back and forth affect the Cylons in battle?
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| (18) In The Long Patrol, the Galactica enters a new galaxy where no humans had ever been before. Logically, the Galactica soon discovers:
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| (19) Apollo was considered by many to be the greatest warrior in the fleet. Which of the following might cause one to doubt this just a little?
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| b. In Greetings From Earth when Apollo is the one who captures the Terran shuttle and then rants and raves for an hour that it should be let go
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| c. In Saga Of A Star World when Apollo returns in time to warn the Colonials of the Cylon attack but takes an hour to find the bridge
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| d. In Fire In Space when Apollo fries the Galactica command center and nearly kills everyone in it
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| (20) When did Battlestar Galactica finally appear to be hitting its stride?
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| a. The moment we see Hector and Vector's showstopping musical number
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| b. The moment we meet the adorable, ineffable and loquacious Siress Bellaby
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| c. The moment Starbuck becomes the center of the most thrilling murder mystery in galactic history
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| d. The moment a group of kids crush a Cylon garrison, leading us to realize the Colonials would ultimately win the war
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| e. In LPOTG when Apollo and Starbuck make blatant sexist remarks about the female cadets
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| (21) When did Galactica 1980 finally appear to be hitting its stride?
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| a. The moment we heard its informative educational dialogue
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| b. The moment we recognized its repetitive stock footage
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| c. The moment we realized Adama was going senile
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| d. The moment we realized there would be zero consistency between any two episodes
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| e. The fifth car chase
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| f. The final episode, which aired after the series was canceled
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| Answers: (1) e. (2) 2. (3) e. (4) h. (5) h. (6) e. (7) d. (8) e. (9) k. (10) f. (11) d. (12) d. (13) g. (14) c. (15) True. (16) d. (17) d. (18) e. (19) e. (20) f. (21) f.
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