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== Overview == | |||
:''After the school ship'' [[Delphi (ship)|Delphi]] ''is attacked by the [[Cylons (1980)|Cylons]], a shuttle carrying [[Troy (1980)|Captain Troy]] and a [[Super Scouts|group of children]] crash lands on Earth, and [[Adama (1980)|Commander Adama]] and [[Doctor Zee|Dr. Zee]] must work to rescue the stranded crewmembers, who are becoming sick due to drinking contaminated water from [[Stanford Chemical Plant|a chemical plant]].'' | :''After the school ship'' [[Delphi (ship)|Delphi]] ''is attacked by the [[Cylons (1980)|Cylons]], a shuttle carrying [[Troy (1980)|Captain Troy]] and a [[Super Scouts|group of children]] crash lands on Earth, and [[Adama (1980)|Commander Adama]] and [[Doctor Zee|Dr. Zee]] must work to rescue the stranded crewmembers, who are becoming sick due to drinking contaminated water from [[Stanford Chemical Plant|a chemical plant]].'' | ||
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=== Act 1 === | === Act 1 === | ||
* Commander [[Adama (1980)|Adama]] meets with Dr. [[Zee]] in his [[Zee's chamber|chamber]]. Here, Zee tells Adama that he's "considered the consequences of endless pursuit upon the children of the [[Galactican Fleet]], | * Commander [[Adama (1980)|Adama]] meets with Dr. [[Zee]] in his [[Zee's chamber|chamber]]. Here, Zee tells Adama that he's "considered the consequences of endless pursuit upon the children of the [[Galactican Fleet]]", deciding that their children must be the first to settle Earth or they are sure to die in the wilderness of space. The task cannot be done openly or at once and negotiation with any faction on Earth is out of the question, for it would sew mistrust and paranoia on Earth, potentially leading to what Zee calls "the final war". | ||
* A [[Colonial | * A [[Colonial Shuttle (TOS)|shuttle]] approaches the freighter ''[[Delphi (ship)|Delphi]]'', the Fleet's school ship. | ||
* In a classroom on board, [[Dillon]] is instructing the children about gravity and atmosphere. During his lecture, he admonishes [[Moonstone]], who tries to cheat by looking up terms on his [[wrist computron]]. Another student is able to answer and Dillon moves on to discuss atmosphere, which [[Starla]] participates in, and Dillon notes that the kids might get tired sooner due to the thinner gravity. During his discussion, Troy enters, mentioning that due to the lower gravity, they would be able to jump higher and run faster than Earth kids. | * In a classroom on board, [[Dillon]] is instructing the children about gravity and atmosphere. During his lecture, he admonishes [[Moonstone]], who tries to cheat by looking up terms on his [[wrist computron]]. Another student is able to answer and Dillon moves on to discuss atmosphere, which [[Starla]] participates in, and Dillon notes that the kids might get tired sooner due to the thinner gravity. During his discussion, Troy enters, mentioning that due to the lower gravity, they would be able to jump higher and run faster than Earth kids. | ||
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* A pilot asks Boomer for permission to pursue the Cylons, who are breaking off their attack. Boomer replies in the negative. | * A pilot asks Boomer for permission to pursue the Cylons, who are breaking off their attack. Boomer replies in the negative. | ||
* Troy tells the children to secure their [[braces]]. As he goes to start up the shuttle, Dillon helps secure the kids into their seats. Starla and [[Wellington]]<ref>Wellington is not given a name in this episode, but is given it in "[[Spaceball]]".</ref> refuse Dillon's help to be buckled in. Dillon backs off, noting to Troy that they're a "feisty bunch, | * Troy tells the children to secure their [[braces]]. As he goes to start up the shuttle, Dillon helps secure the kids into their seats. Starla and [[Wellington]]<ref>Wellington is not given a name in this episode, but is given it in "[[Spaceball]]".</ref> refuse Dillon's help to be buckled in. Dillon backs off, noting to Troy that they're a "feisty bunch", which Troy affirms, claiming they had to be in order to survive. | ||
* Troy and Dillon launch the shuttle from the ship, the engines firing at full thrust. They launch. | * Troy and Dillon launch the shuttle from the ship, the engines firing at full thrust. They launch. | ||
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* A 747 passenger jet, Flight 427 outbound from Los Angeles, ascends to 30,000 feet and are in range of Omaha center. After finishing the communication, the flight begins ascension to 35,000 feet and switches over to Omaha. | * A 747 passenger jet, Flight 427 outbound from Los Angeles, ascends to 30,000 feet and are in range of Omaha center. After finishing the communication, the flight begins ascension to 35,000 feet and switches over to Omaha. | ||
* The [[Flight 427 co-pilot|co-pilot]] tells the [[Flight 427 captain|captain]] of 427 to "look out, | * The [[Flight 427 co-pilot|co-pilot]] tells the [[Flight 427 captain|captain]] of 427 to "look out", and the captain pilots the ship deftly out of the way of the descending ship, which happens to be the Super Scouts' shuttle. The captain angrily growls to the co-pilot to get Omaha and, believing that the shuttle is military, voices his strong feelings regarding how sick he is of hot shots clogging up the commercial air lanes. | ||
* On an USAF installation, Colonel [[Jack Sydell]] gets a phone call from Major [[Harvey Jensen]], who informs him of the incident with 427. Jensen admits that they don't know what it is and tells him that he'll be reviewing the radar tapes to review the incident; Sydell notes that this incident is something he was waiting for, and boasts that he has a large enough budget to find out "who these guys really are". | * On an USAF installation, Colonel [[Jack Sydell]] gets a phone call from Major [[Harvey Jensen]], who informs him of the incident with 427. Jensen admits that they don't know what it is and tells him that he'll be reviewing the radar tapes to review the incident; Sydell notes that this incident is something he was waiting for, and boasts that he has a large enough budget to find out "who these guys really are". | ||
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* They exit the shuttle, the children fearfully and, in awe, slowly exiting the shuttle as well. One of the children picks up a flower and smells it. Starla comments that she wishes her parents and baby brother could see Earth as well. She then asks if there was a way to let her family know that they're all right, to which Dillon replies in the affirmative. | * They exit the shuttle, the children fearfully and, in awe, slowly exiting the shuttle as well. One of the children picks up a flower and smells it. Starla comments that she wishes her parents and baby brother could see Earth as well. She then asks if there was a way to let her family know that they're all right, to which Dillon replies in the affirmative. | ||
* Troy tells the children he is sure they've never experienced the "sensation of being on land with open skies and fresh air, | * Troy tells the children he is sure they've never experienced the "sensation of being on land with open skies and fresh air", telling them that it's absolutely essential that they stay together for their own protection. Some of the kids begin taking advantage of the lighter gravity, jumping high into the air. After Troy tells the children to stop and Dillon comments about their babysitting duties not being easy, two hunters run into them. | ||
* Before they are able to fire their rifles, the Warriors stun the two Earthlings. Troy devises a plan to use the Earthlings' vehicle to move the Super Scouts to another location and launch the shuttle into space again, so that it cannot fall into the hands of the US government. This effectively puts them on their own. He tells the children that they'll locate apparel that will allow them to blend in with Earth's children. | * Before they are able to fire their rifles, the Warriors stun the two Earthlings. Troy devises a plan to use the Earthlings' vehicle to move the Super Scouts to another location and launch the shuttle into space again, so that it cannot fall into the hands of the US government. This effectively puts them on their own. He tells the children that they'll locate apparel that will allow them to blend in with Earth's children. | ||
* In the morning, Dillon and Troy ride on their [[turbine]]s down a highway, where they attract the attention of two California Highway Patrol officers since their bikes lack license plates. They take an off-ramp and hide behind a sign, which one of the two CHiPs see as it's one of his favorite hiding places. However, upon riding up to the sign, they find that the legs and feet they saw are no longer there | * In the morning, Dillon and Troy ride on their [[turbine]]s down a highway, where they attract the attention of two California Highway Patrol officers since their bikes lack license plates. They take an off-ramp and hide behind a sign, which one of the two CHiPs see as it's one of his favorite hiding places. However, upon riding up to the sign, they find that the legs and feet they saw are no longer there -- as the Warriors activated their [[invisibility field]]. The second CHiP makes it clear that the first CHiP made a mistake, laughing that "from now on, I'm in charge". | ||
* Standing in front of a [[List of terms (1980)#department store|department store]], Troy looks up the term in the wrist computron. Troy subsequently instructs Dillon to obtain clothing here while he goes to the bank across the street to exchange [[cubit]]s for U.S. currency. He believes that since their ancestors have a common ground, the bank will be able to recognize the value of the cubits, which are made from gold (or [[auric]], as it's known to the Colonials). He seared off the markings with his laser, believing that they can quickly analyze the metal. | * Standing in front of a [[List of terms (1980)#department store|department store]], Troy looks up the term in the wrist computron. Troy subsequently instructs Dillon to obtain clothing here while he goes to the bank across the street to exchange [[cubit]]s for U.S. currency. He believes that since their ancestors have a common ground, the bank will be able to recognize the value of the cubits, which are made from gold (or [[auric]], as it's known to the Colonials). He seared off the markings with his laser, believing that they can quickly analyze the metal. | ||
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* On the second try, Troy manages to enter the department store, while Dillon narrowly avoids being hit by cars as he jaywalks across a busy street. | * On the second try, Troy manages to enter the department store, while Dillon narrowly avoids being hit by cars as he jaywalks across a busy street. | ||
* In the store, Troy runs across a sign for the Cub Scouts. As he's looking around, he encounters a chatty [[saleslady]], who makes the assumption that he's a scoutmaster. During the conversation, she asks what scout council he is from. His reply, "the [[Council of Twelve]], | * In the store, Troy runs across a sign for the Cub Scouts. As he's looking around, he encounters a chatty [[saleslady]], who makes the assumption that he's a scoutmaster. During the conversation, she asks what scout council he is from. His reply, "the [[Council of Twelve]]", leaves her a bit flummoxed, but she comments that it "must be out of this area". When he picks up a handbook, he mentions that 12 would be fine, which segues into a large order of "12 of everything', leaving her in awe. | ||
* Meanwhile, Dillon approaches a [[Bank Teller|bank teller]] and attempts to exchange the cubits for U.S. dollars. She notes that the markings have been seared off, which Dillon claims to have happened in a fire. She mentions that this is unfortunate, as rare coins are more valuable than gold. Dillon mentions that he is in a bit of a hurry and misunderstands the teller when she claims that it'll take time for the gold to be analyzed. He claims he can wait, but when she mentions that the gold needs to be sent out to be assayed, he first offers to analyze the cubits with his wrist computron. He quickly realizes his error when she asks about the foreign device, and instead asks for the cubits back. | * Meanwhile, Dillon approaches a [[Bank Teller|bank teller]] and attempts to exchange the cubits for U.S. dollars. She notes that the markings have been seared off, which Dillon claims to have happened in a fire. She mentions that this is unfortunate, as rare coins are more valuable than gold. Dillon mentions that he is in a bit of a hurry and misunderstands the teller when she claims that it'll take time for the gold to be analyzed. He claims he can wait, but when she mentions that the gold needs to be sent out to be assayed, he first offers to analyze the cubits with his wrist computron. He quickly realizes his error when she asks about the foreign device, and instead asks for the cubits back. | ||
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* Out in a field, Colonel Sydell and a team of people are scouring over Shuttle Alpha's landing site. They can't find anything. Present with Sydell is Mr. [[Brooks]], who is surprised when [[Jamie Hamilton]] arrives. She mentions that she got word over the wire and is told about Sydell, who is with [[Air Force Special Detachment One]], a USAF team that investigates UFOs and other unknown phenomena. He asks her again what she's doing there, and she concocts a story about her compulsion for such stories. | * Out in a field, Colonel Sydell and a team of people are scouring over Shuttle Alpha's landing site. They can't find anything. Present with Sydell is Mr. [[Brooks]], who is surprised when [[Jamie Hamilton]] arrives. She mentions that she got word over the wire and is told about Sydell, who is with [[Air Force Special Detachment One]], a USAF team that investigates UFOs and other unknown phenomena. He asks her again what she's doing there, and she concocts a story about her compulsion for such stories. | ||
* | * An [[Air Force Sergeant|USAF Sergeant]] comes up to Sydell, informing him that they searched everything within a 15 mile radius, noting that there's nothing in the woods except a bunch of boy scouts camped in the woods. Believing them to be more willing to share information -- information which is likely to be more accurate than two hunters who've had too much "eggnog" to drink -- he proceeds to seek them out, as he tells Brooks, who overheard the conversation. | ||
* After Sydell walks off to his car, Brooks tells Hamilton that he believes that there's no story now, and that Sydell is grasping at straws. Brooks tells her that he'll see her back at the station. She heads off to her car as he walks away. | * After Sydell walks off to his car, Brooks tells Hamilton that he believes that there's no story now, and that Sydell is grasping at straws. Brooks tells her that he'll see her back at the station. She heads off to her car as he walks away. | ||
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* After he heads to talk to the children, Troy tells Dillon to go with Sydell. Hamilton tells Troy that he can't be hiding behind kids, but in further talking about it, she realizes that the children aren't of Earth, and begins reeling from the shock of that. Troy convinces her to smile, for it wouldn't do too good to faint. | * After he heads to talk to the children, Troy tells Dillon to go with Sydell. Hamilton tells Troy that he can't be hiding behind kids, but in further talking about it, she realizes that the children aren't of Earth, and begins reeling from the shock of that. Troy convinces her to smile, for it wouldn't do too good to faint. | ||
* At the car, Sydell asks the children if they saw anything last night. He is interrupted by a Super Scout who blasts the horn. He tells the kid to stop, then grabs his arm, noticing the wrist computron. He believes it to be some fancy scout watch and then asks if they've seen anything. The scouts reply in the negative. Furthermore, Troy informs them that the children were asleep during the event, and almost lets out that they "landed, | * At the car, Sydell asks the children if they saw anything last night. He is interrupted by a Super Scout who blasts the horn. He tells the kid to stop, then grabs his arm, noticing the wrist computron. He believes it to be some fancy scout watch and then asks if they've seen anything. The scouts reply in the negative. Furthermore, Troy informs them that the children were asleep during the event, and almost lets out that they "landed", but corrects himself. | ||
* Sydell offers Troy his card, letting him know that the Air Force is interested in information, regardless of how mundane it is. Sydell then questions about the lack of a car, which Troy explains away as it being in town getting supplies. Sydell wishes them to have a nice encampment, noting that he used to be an Eagle Scout himself. | * Sydell offers Troy his card, letting him know that the Air Force is interested in information, regardless of how mundane it is. Sydell then questions about the lack of a car, which Troy explains away as it being in town getting supplies. Sydell wishes them to have a nice encampment, noting that he used to be an Eagle Scout himself. | ||
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* Starla comes out of a tent, telling Dillon and Troy that Moonstone is sick. Troy and Dillon respond quickly. Using the wrist computron, Troy scans him, finding that his pulse and respiration are 80 percent below normal. Hamilton believes Moonstone is in shock. When questioned, Starla offers that he's been sick for only a few minutes. | * Starla comes out of a tent, telling Dillon and Troy that Moonstone is sick. Troy and Dillon respond quickly. Using the wrist computron, Troy scans him, finding that his pulse and respiration are 80 percent below normal. Hamilton believes Moonstone is in shock. When questioned, Starla offers that he's been sick for only a few minutes. | ||
* Another Super Scout tells the Warriors that a fellow Super Scout has also fallen ill. Troy scans him, coming to the conclusion that they are dying. | * Another Super Scout tells the Warriors that a fellow Super Scout has also fallen ill. Troy scans him, coming to the conclusion that they are dying. | ||
=== Act 3 === | === Act 3 === | ||
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* Valerie has managed to get Spencer, telling him that he has to get back to the medical center as fast as he can. | * Valerie has managed to get Spencer, telling him that he has to get back to the medical center as fast as he can. | ||
* She rejoins the Galacticans in the room, discovering that they've attached Moonstone to an IV drip. She attempts to remove it, claiming that if Spencer finds out about it, she'll lose her job. Troy stuns her before she can remove it. | * She rejoins the Galacticans in the room, discovering that they've attached Moonstone to an IV drip. She attempts to remove it, claiming that if Spencer finds out about it, she'll lose her job. Troy stuns her before she can remove it. | ||
* On ''Galactica'', Adama asks Zee why, after all this time, the Cylons decided to attack the ''Delphi''. Zee theorizes that the Cylons have not been idle, building better and more improved machines. To make matters worse, they have "evolved beyond our wildest fears, | * On ''Galactica'', Adama asks Zee why, after all this time, the Cylons decided to attack the ''Delphi''. Zee theorizes that the Cylons have not been idle, building better and more improved machines. To make matters worse, they have "evolved beyond our wildest fears", claiming that in thirty years it is possible to create a totally new technology. The Cylons don't use this technology to destroy the Galactican Fleet outright, since they want to test their machines against living targets. | ||
* When Adama asks about the shuttle, Zee tells Adama that the children's ability to survive on Earth is likely the best indication of all whether or not the Fleet's people can survive at all. | * When Adama asks about the shuttle, Zee tells Adama that the children's ability to survive on Earth is likely the best indication of all whether or not the Fleet's people can survive at all. | ||
* Dr. Spencer arrives at the medical center. He notes the IV and how sick Moonstone has. When asked about the IV, Troy takes responsibility for doing so, and Spencer replies that the act probably saved the boy's life. Despite Spencer's initial wariness of the Warriors' claims, he apparently trusts their judgment. Troy mentions that they need tests for stomach content and a full blood series, including a [[neuro-transmitter anogram]]. He agrees, but asks about the anogram. Dillon tries to skirt the question by telling Spencer to do the best he can. Hamilton explains that the Warriors are into all kinds of research, coming from an "astro-medics place outside of [[w:Cleveland|Cleveland]]". | * Dr. Spencer arrives at the medical center. He notes the IV and how sick Moonstone has. When asked about the IV, Troy takes responsibility for doing so, and Spencer replies that the act probably saved the boy's life. Despite Spencer's initial wariness of the Warriors' claims, he apparently trusts their judgment. Troy mentions that they need tests for stomach content and a full blood series, including a [[neuro-transmitter anogram]]. He agrees, but asks about the anogram. Dillon tries to skirt the question by telling Spencer to do the best he can. Hamilton explains that the Warriors are into all kinds of research, coming from an "astro-medics place outside of [[w:Cleveland|Cleveland]]". | ||
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* Ellsworth gives his call to arms to his men and they leave. They rush to their cars and ride off, leaving Hamilton behind. | * Ellsworth gives his call to arms to his men and they leave. They rush to their cars and ride off, leaving Hamilton behind. | ||
* Just after they leave, Troy and Dillon ride up in their turbines. Hamilton warns them of Ellsworth's intent and the Warriors fly off to warn the children. After they fly off, a car comes behind her on the road and the driver honks the horn. Initially angry that she's in the road, the driver starts to rip into Hamilton, only to have his mouth left agape at the sight of the flying turbines. | * Just after they leave, Troy and Dillon ride up in their turbines. Hamilton warns them of Ellsworth's intent and the Warriors fly off to warn the children. After they fly off, a car comes behind her on the road and the driver honks the horn. Initially angry that she's in the road, the driver starts to rip into Hamilton, only to have his mouth left agape at the sight of the flying turbines. | ||
==British writer Matthew Wharmby's Humorous Review== | |||
PREMISE: Forced to seek shelter on Earth after a surprise Cylon attack destroys their ship, a group of Galactican kids fall foul of Earth's polluted environment. The perpetrator of this has to be taught a lesson, Galactican style. | |||
MORAL: Pollution is bad (Earth kids). Don't drink foreign water (space kids). | |||
We open with a scene aboard the dilapidated freighter Delphi, on board which Troy and Dillon are teaching some kids about what they're likely to find on Earth, should they ever be allowed down there. Not to be wondering too much what they're doing here rather than on patrol or, more importantly, trying to advance Earth's technology by wheeler-dealing with selected scientists, we soon figure out that they've got problems when the Delphi grinds to a halt with engine trouble. | |||
On the bridge of the Galactica (a very poor set indeed, no equivalent whatsoever to the spectacular multi-level affair of the original series), some semblance of tension mounts as Adama and Boomer realise that the Delphi is now isolated, having fallen behind the rest of the fleet. Not that the fleet's really going anywhere these days, but the threat is real enough that Adama orders vipers launched immediately. Sure enough, the Cylons have spotted the Delphi and begin tearing into it. Among their number is the blistering gunship identified in 'Conquest of the Earth' as the A-B Craft, and which I shall refer to as such in this and subsequent reviews. | |||
It's established that this is the first time the Cylons have attacked 'in a generation', the machine pursuers evidently having been content to sit back and let the Galactican fleet lead them to Earth, but thankfully the colonial warriors haven't forgotten how to stick it to the Cylons, and spend ten minutes doing so. However, the Cylons have wrought heavy damage upon the Delphi, which begins to break up. Troy and Dillon hustle as many kids as they can into shuttles and off the Delphi, and pilot the last one off themselves as the ship blows (seen in a lame special effects montage based on a freeze frame of the freighter Gemini). | |||
Unfortunately, the shuttle has been caught in the blast and also damaged. Boomer, leading the viper squadron which has managed to drive off the Cylons, confers with Troy, but the skies are still too dangerous to attempt making the journey back to the fleet. Some excitement ensues, at least among the kids, when Troy announces that they're going to be the first 'children from the stars to set foot on the planet Earth'. And here's where the excitement tails off for us, as the next hour and a half is set on Earth. Which they reach, just about. After narrowly avoiding a head-on collision with a 747, the shuttle puts down in a field in the middle of the night. The resulting scene where the children encounter land, plants and flowers for the first time is rather touching, but they have to avoid the attention of passers-by, who have to be put out of commission with stun fire. | |||
The lads go into town on their bikes to score clothes for the kids, and come up with the idea of disguising them as a scout troop. A tortuous scene is set in a department store where Troy uses his invisibility shield to avoid some customer service, but Dillon's adventures are a bit more amusing. Not only can he not cross a road without getting himself damn near run over, but he has no comprehension of how to use banks, and his attempt to change Colonial cubits for U.S. greenbacks goes awry when the bank clerk assumes his tender is stolen. Why is it that bank clerks are always such patronising expeletive deleted's? I'm from a lot nearer Cali than these space hoboes, and they still always treated me like a five-year-old. And I didn't have a shooter to threaten the wretched woman with, like Dillon! Still, he comes off with a big bag of dosh, and they're away. | |||
Naturally, the kids have been getting up to no good while the lads have been in town, but aside from a spot of fighting, the real problem comes when they stop by a riverside and drink some water. The overly flowery way they describe it was one of the major problems with this troubled programme - Moonstone, probably (who may or may not have been played by one of Glen Larson's kids) goes 'And this is where they stopped to satisfy their thirst'. Three of the kids have taken ill, and are in a bad way, lying comatose inside the tents Troy and Dillon have bought for them. As if that's not trouble enough, they're being pursued by the county sheriff, who is without a doubt the ugliest human being ever to have appeared on celluloid. The actor, whose name I'm too idle to look up on the IMDB, also played a mercenary in the Buck Rogers episode 'The Plot to Kill a City', which was filmed more or less around the same time, give or take a few months. The spreadover into the second episode (yep, this was a two-parter) is roughly characterised by a cheerless sequence in which the kids hit their invisibility screens and leap into trees, there to pelt the pigs with apples. | |||
There is a reason for the river's mankiness. You'd think that after all the trouble it takes to pipe Southern California's water five hundred miles down from the Sierra Nevada, they'd do something about the grey silt content, but this isn't the kids' problem. A local manufacturing plant of some variety (forget the product) is fouling the water supply. Jamie is on hand to interview the proprietor, a jowly, grey character known as Mr Stockton, but he's as unsympathetic as are his troglodytic workforce, who don't want to be laid off again. There are some cheap thrills when the hard hats try it on with Troy and Dillon, who simply fling them across the landscape like space balsa wood. Oddly, you find yourself not without sympathy, as the writers have injected a spot of labour relations into this episode, which is not something you'd expect in Galactica 1980. Who's the real villain? Big business screwing up the environment, or the working class too dependent on their exploitative employer? | |||
Anyway, the three kids are on their last legs. Honestly, this is ample proof that kids never listen to their mothers. Americans, when you go to Mexico, they implore you not to drink the water, don't they? It's the same with my mob when we go to Portugal. We may get the toms something rotten, but we don't flatline, which is precisely what Moonstone does the minute the lads get him to a local hospital, having obviously bitten the bullet against using primitive Earth medical facilities. It doesn't help when Valerie, Dr Spencer's dimwitted assistant, starts throwing a wobbly and has to be sedated herself (again by the useful expedient of a laser pistol set on stun). Dr Spencer is intrigued when his microscope readings on Moonstone's exhausted little body throw up some most interesting results - either that or he accidentally dropped some doughnut crumbs from his lunch on the slide! It soon becomes clear that Troy and Dillon, and the kids, are from a bit further than Cleveland. Lucky the writers didn't substitute Kentucky, given the amount of DNA-mangling inbreeding that's said to go on around there! | |||
There is nothing for it but to call up some REAL medical assistance. You can't help but wonder why Dillon has to go out of the building to get better reception to the Galactica on his wrist computron, but that's presumably to put the frighteners on the Air Force, who are also picking up his transmissions, with the appropriate consternation. Dillon is enthused when he tells Troy that something special's on the way. 'That can't be ready, can it?' Troy says. | |||
Aboard the Galactica, a sombre Dr Zee and Commander Adama realise they have no choice but to rush into service their latest creation - an anti-gravity ship in the shape Earthlings would immediately associate with a flying saucer. It also looks remarkably like the artwork on the front of the original Battlestar Galactica novelisation. Adama is so impressed with the potential of this ship that he wonders 'with a force of anti-gravity ships such as these, we could retake our planets!' And why not? It would be a damn sight better than hanging around the arse end of the galaxy, waiting to get blown away. However, there is only one of these ships to hand, and the only person who understands it fully is Dr Zee, who thus insists on going to Earth with it. Adama almost panics; 'You above all must not be risked!' but Dr Zee, with the impressive arrogance only a posh English kid can convey, has his way over a man six times his age. | |||
Things thus pick up a great deal from here, as the lads drive the sick kids to high ground. I'm afraid I can't remember for the life of me how Mr Stockton comes to be in the van with them, but it's integral to the plot. So much so, that his protesting is silenced with the inevitable stun round to the thorax. The grotesquely ugly sheriff and Colonel Sydell have picked up the trail, and have additionally called in the National Guard, all of whom are put out of business when interference from an unknown source screws up their engines near the summit. One of the better lines comes from this scene. The sheriff, in a truly hideous profile shot which amplifies his ugliness to horrendous proportions, has his own take on the situation. Under the weak premise that the scoutmasters Troy and Dillon are 'impostors', he declares something to the order of 'This isn't about little green men at all. No... more likely, little green dollars.' | |||
The money shot is a blatant bite of Close Encounters, but it's surprisingly well done. However, it's not helped by a cringe-inducing explanation by Dillon to a now openly frightened Mr Stockton that 'the glory of the universe is intelligence'. Barry van Dyke's done this before, and delivered a line that was meant to be serious (I think!) in a tone that can only be interpreted as sarcastic. Perhaps it's this member of the cast's inside joke at these inane scripts. But we forget all that when the mist clears, and down comes a splendid starship all outlined by bright lights. Adama emerges from this shameless copy of the Close Encounters vehicle and greets Troy, addressing him as Boxey. With no time to lose, ghostly medical figures get to work on the kids, while Stockton is ushered into the nicely appointed bridge chamber to be shown the error of his ways. The poor fool is now well and truly slack-jawed with catatonia. Dr Zee is present, and after fending off Stockton's pathetic pleas, shows him a little documentary. On the same lines as the projections that showed Hollywood being blown to bits by Cylon raiders (Burn, Hollywood, Burn!), this time the show is of an aged Stockton weeping at the funeral of an unspecified individual ten years later. 'No... Not Jimmy,' Stockton snivels, as it is his son that's due to die, poisoned by chemicals that Stockton Senior continued to use in his plant. We can only hope that Mr Stockton converts to green power mighty quick, as the anti-gravity ship picks up the approaching cops and army and prepares to get the hell out of there. All that the troops find when they finally reach the top of the mountain is a gibbering Stockton, who presumably turns over a new leaf from here on. | |||
VERDICT: Two stars. The beginning and end carry it, but we could cut a good half hour from the middle and not be any the worse. | |||
THOUGHTS: | |||
* On Dr Zee's protected status, which in some fanfic circles (Lee Storm's marvellous interpretations in particular) is carried to its conclusion. | |||
* Completely forgot about the kids' super skills. They jump about a bit, enough said. I think they also sing a song at the end, which is best forgotten. | |||
* Why is that blackshirt aboard the Delphi so happy?! Is it because he can subtract 12 from 137 to make 125, a process presumably beyond the target audience of this show?<ref>Sheba's Galaxy: The Ultimate Battlestar Galactica information site</ref> | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
* | * The freighter ''Delphi'', which is the Fleet's schooling ship, is shown in this episode. The stock footage that is shown is of the freighter ''[[Gemini (TOS)|Gemini]]'' from the Original Series -- and its markings, complete with the name ''Gemini'' in huge letters, are clearly visible. | ||
* The [[Uniforms (TOS)#Cain's Uniform|pendant]] seen on Boomer's neck is the same one that adorned [[Cain (TOS)|Cain]]'s in "[[The Living Legend]]". It makes its first appearance in this episode. | |||
* The [[Uniforms (TOS)#Cain's Uniform|pendant]] seen on Boomer's neck is the same | |||
* In keeping with the mandate of programs in the early evening times lots to have educational value, the theme of this episode is environmental conservation, which also comes up in "[[Space Croppers]]". Other educational beats include information on atmosphere and gravity. | * In keeping with the mandate of programs in the early evening times lots to have educational value, the theme of this episode is environmental conservation, which also comes up in "[[Space Croppers]]". Other educational beats include information on atmosphere and gravity. | ||
* ''[[Delphi (ship)|Delphi]]'' develops engine trouble and stops "dead in space". However, the ship should still have inertia, thus continuing to move in space, until slowed or diverted by a gravitational pull or other outside force. | * The ''[[Delphi (ship)|Delphi]]'' develops engine trouble and stops "dead in space". However, the ship should still have inertia, thus continuing to move in space, until slowed or diverted by a gravitational pull or other outside force. | ||
* The Fleet's present location is "33,000 [[Mega-Kay]]s from [[w:Alpha Centauri|Alpha Centauri]]". | * The Fleet's present location is "33,000 [[Mega-Kay]]s from [[w:Alpha Centauri|Alpha Centauri]]". | ||
* The Colonial preteen population seems to be fairly small since the episode establishes there are only ~137 schoolchildren on "Delphi" or less than one child per ship. Perhaps this is due to the fact most first-generation refugees from the Twelve Colonies are widowers/widows/elderly people who had to leave the children behind, or due to strict enforcement of zero population growth policies. | * The Colonial preteen population seems to be fairly small since the episode establishes there are only ~137 schoolchildren on "Delphi" or less than one child per ship. Perhaps this is due to the fact most first-generation refugees from the Twelve Colonies are widowers/widows/elderly people who had to leave the children behind, or due to strict enforcement of zero population growth policies. | ||
=== Cylons === | === Cylons === | ||
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** [[John Stockton]]'s was originally named "Jack Stockwell". | ** [[John Stockton]]'s was originally named "Jack Stockwell". | ||
** "Collins" is the name of the [[Bank Teller]] that [[Dillon]] "robs" at the bank. However, this name is attributed to Sheriff [[Ellsworth]]'s [[Collins|deputy]], and thus is viewed in that light. | ** "Collins" is the name of the [[Bank Teller]] that [[Dillon]] "robs" at the bank. However, this name is attributed to Sheriff [[Ellsworth]]'s [[Collins|deputy]], and thus is viewed in that light. | ||
** The [[Stanford Chemical Plant]] was originally called the "Paradise Chemical Plant" | ** The [[Stanford Chemical Plant]] was originally called the "Paradise Chemical Plant". | ||
** According to the script, [[Troy (1980)|Troy]] and Dillon are incarcerated by Sheriff [[Ellsworth]] (unnamed in the script until [[The Super Scouts, Part II|the second part]]) after warning Stockton about the pollution in the water. Later on at the jail, Ellsworth delivers news that one of the boy Super Scouts died, thus ending the first part of the story. | ** According to the script, [[Troy (1980)|Troy]] and Dillon are incarcerated by Sheriff [[Ellsworth]] (unnamed in the script until [[The Super Scouts, Part II|the second part]]) after warning Stockton about the pollution in the water. Later on at the jail, Ellsworth delivers news that one of the boy Super Scouts died, thus ending the first part of the story. | ||
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* Why didn't Doctor Zee provide the Warriors with currency, to avoid such a situation? | * Why didn't Doctor Zee provide the Warriors with currency, to avoid such a situation? | ||
* Weren't the Super Scouts trained to test food and water sources with their wrist computrons before ingesting them? | * Weren't the Super Scouts trained to test food and water sources with their wrist computrons before ingesting them? | ||
== Official Statements == | == Official Statements == | ||
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''Galactica 1980 story editors Allan Cole and Chris Bunch on this episode:'' | ''Galactica 1980 story editors Allan Cole and Chris Bunch on this episode:'' | ||
Q: Were there any amusing incidents during filming? | |||
Bunch: The school ship episode! (The Super Scouts, part one) If you look at the shot where they burn up the school ship, the sequence is - Troy and Dillon come out of this entryway. There's a control panel to their right which explodes. They start down the steps, then there's another explosion. They do a pinwheel, they pick themselves up... | |||
Cole: And then they look around for a minute with a puzzled look on their faces... | |||
Bunch: Then they haul ass out of there! There was supposed to be this enormous I-beam that would come down from the rafters and almost nail them. Unfortunately, we weren't there during filming, but we saw it during one of the few times we watched dailies: the scene was over, but the camera was still rolling. Vince Edwards, the director of the episode walks onto what's left of the set and says, "Wasn't there supposed to be a beam...?" Way up in the rafters, you hear someone say, "Beam!" - and it comes crashing down and misses Vince Edwards by an inch and a half! | |||
Also in that episode, the ship is on fire and Vince directed everyone to stroll along as if they were underwater or walking through maple syrup! We're watching this in the dailies and Larson is way in the back screaming, "Why aren't they running???" | Also in that episode, the ship is on fire and Vince directed everyone to stroll along as if they were underwater or walking through maple syrup! We're watching this in the dailies and Larson is way in the back screaming, "Why aren't they running???" | ||
Cole: Larson's fuming and you can't redo the scene because the set's burned to the ground!<ref>''Galactic Sci-Fi Television Series Revisited.'' Alpha Control Press, 1995.</ref> | |||
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''Cole and Bunch on the chaotic nature of the show and its constantly changing premise:'' | ''Cole and Bunch on the chaotic nature of the show and its constantly changing premise:'' | ||
Q: Do you know if Larson had any other flashback episodes planned? | |||
Bunch: Larson never plans anything! He puts paper in the typewriter and starts typing! Along about page 56 an idea pops into his mind. He'll get to page 58 and type "End Part One". There wasn't enough story in the three-part pilot to fill a one hour script! | |||
Cole: Also, the premise of the show seemed to change during filming! "We're going to use Xaviar - no, we're not going to use Xaviar. We're doing time travel - no, we're not doing time travel." | |||
Bunch: "We've got this Air Force guy after them - no, we don't!" I still don't remember if we settled on the Air Force guy or not.<ref>''Galactic Sci-Fi Television Series Revisited.'' Alpha Control Press, 1995.</ref> | |||
''Allan Cole on using kids on the show:'' | ''Allan Cole on using kids on the show:'' | ||
The kids on the show drove us all nuts. Shooting with children is probably the hardest kind of series to do. There are many, many restrictions. Plus they all have to have a teacher and if the kid is a star you have to listen to the teacher as if she were speaking from on high. And then there are the stage moms, all of whom ought to be locked up. It's a wonder any of the kids escape with a shred of sanity. If you have children, do not | The kids on the show drove us all nuts. Shooting with children is probably the hardest kind of series to do. There are many, many restrictions. Plus they all have to have a teacher and if the kid is a star you have to listen to the teacher as if she were speaking from on high. And then there are the stage moms, all of whom ought to be locked up. It's a wonder any of the kids escape with a shred of sanity. If you have children, do not -- I repeat: do not -- urge them to take up a show biz career. | ||
Do you recall the episode where all the kids from the mother ship troop into the Observatory? That was shot at night. And the only thing harder and more expensive than shooting at night (except for water, never, never do a water show) is shooting at night with children. They can only work a few hours at a time as it is. And night is golden time when it comes to wages | Do you recall the episode where all the kids from the mother ship troop into the Observatory? That was shot at night. And the only thing harder and more expensive than shooting at night (except for water, never, never do a water show) is shooting at night with children. They can only work a few hours at a time as it is. And night is golden time when it comes to wages -- for both them, the teachers, and, obviously the rest of the cast and crew. This also means you can't shoot anything early the next morning. So if you don't have enough night stuff in your script to warrant another setup the following evening, you lose a whole day. The only way around it is to shoot on Saturday night, which gives you a natural Sunday "break." | ||
In this case, because of the craziness on the show, neither option was open. Plus the kids were either all sleepy, or hyper | In this case, because of the craziness on the show, neither option was open. Plus the kids were either all sleepy, or hyper -- laughing hysterically or weeping; no inbetween. Or getting lost and you had to track them down again. Driving the planetarium staff out of their gourds. | ||
I forget how many kids were in that scene, but the only way we could get it to work at all was to cast as many sets of twins as possible. Some kind of record | I forget how many kids were in that scene, but the only way we could get it to work at all was to cast as many sets of twins as possible. Some kind of record -- for casting twins -- was probably set by that episode and the school ship episode. | ||
But "Program Practices" was all over GL for not having enough kids. So, he said, "Okay, I'll give you kids crawling out of your ears." And he did!<ref name="cole">{{cite_web|url=http://www.battlestargalactica.com/outside_docs/bg_outdoc0030.htm|title=Interview with Galactica 1980 story editor Allan Cole|date=28 Feburary 2005|accessdate=11 August 2007|last=Larocque|first=John|format=|language=}}</ref> | But "Program Practices" was all over GL for not having enough kids. So, he said, "Okay, I'll give you kids crawling out of your ears." And he did!<ref name="cole">{{cite_web|url=http://www.battlestargalactica.com/outside_docs/bg_outdoc0030.htm|title=Interview with Galactica 1980 story editor Allan Cole|date=28 Feburary 2005|accessdate=11 August 2007|last=Larocque|first=John|format=|language=}}</ref> | ||
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: '''Troy:''' You did ''what''? | : '''Troy:''' You did ''what''? | ||
: '''Dillon:''' It's called "robbing a bank". I couldn't help it, it just happened. | : '''Dillon:''' It's called "robbing a bank". I couldn't help it, it just happened. | ||
* ''Troy uses an Earth expression in reaction to the two CHiPs that pursue them:'' | * ''Troy uses an Earth expression in reaction to the two CHiPs that pursue them:'' | ||
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*[[George Del Hoyo|George Deloy]] as Doctor [[Spencer]] | *[[George Del Hoyo|George Deloy]] as Doctor [[Spencer]] | ||
*[[Mike Kellin]] as [[John Stockton]] | *[[Mike Kellin]] as [[John Stockton]] | ||
*[[Fred Holliday]] as Mr. [[ | *[[Fred Holliday]] as Mr. [[Brooks]] | ||
*[[Carlene Watkins]] as [[Valerie | *[[Carlene Watkins]] as Nurse [[Valerie]] | ||
*[[Caroline Smith]] as [[ | *[[Caroline Smith]] as [[Bank Teller]] | ||
*[[Jack Ging]] as | *[[Jack Ging]] as [[Air Force Officer]] | ||
*[[Simon Scott]] as [[Flight 427 captain|Captain]] | *[[Simon Scott]] as [[Flight 427 captain|Captain]] | ||
*[[Helen Page Camp]] as [[Saleslady]] | *[[Helen Page Camp]] as [[Saleslady]] | ||
*[[Ken Scott]] as [[Flight 427 co-pilot|Co-Pilot]] | *[[Ken Scott]] as [[Flight 427 co-pilot|Co-Pilot]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Michael Brick|Michael Brick]] as [[ | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Michael Brick|Michael Brick]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Jeff Cotler|Jeff Cotler]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Jeff Cotler|Jeff Cotler]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Nicholas Davies|Nicholas Davies]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Nicholas Davies|Nicholas Davies]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
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*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Lindsay Kennedy|Lindsay Kennedy]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Lindsay Kennedy|Lindsay Kennedy]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#D.G. Larson|David Larson]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#D.G. Larson|David Larson]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Eric Larson|Eric Larson]] as [[Moonstone]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Eric Larson|Eric Larson]] as [[Moonstone]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Michelle Larson|Michelle Larson]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Michelle Larson|Michelle Larson]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Jerry Supiran|Jerry Supiran]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Jerry Supiran|Jerry Supiran]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Eric Taslitz|Eric Taslitz]] as [[ | *[[The Super Scouts (cast)#Eric Taslitz|Eric Taslitz]] as [[The Super Scouts|Super Scout]] | ||
*[[Michael Swan]] as Deputy [[Collins]] (uncredited) | *[[Michael Swan]] as Deputy [[Collins]] (uncredited) | ||
*[[John Quade]] as Sheriff [[Ellsworth]] (uncredited) | *[[John Quade]] as Sheriff [[Ellsworth]] (uncredited) | ||
*Uncredited as [[Major Denton]] | |||
*Uncredited as [[ | |||
*Uncredited as Major [[Harvey Jensen]] | *Uncredited as Major [[Harvey Jensen]] | ||
*Uncredited as [[ | *Uncredited as [[Packer]] ([[Stanford Chemical Plant]] Guard) | ||
*Uncredited actors as [[CHiPs]] | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
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[[Category:Episodes written by Glen A. Larson]] | [[Category:Episodes written by Glen A. Larson]] | ||
[[Category:Episodes directed by Vince Edwards]] | [[Category:Episodes directed by Vince Edwards]] | ||
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