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[[Cylon Raider (RDM)|Some Cylons]] fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They look almost, but not quite entirely, nothing like [[wikipedia:Cadbury's Creme Egg|Cadbury Eggs]] with pointy bits on the outside and smooth creamy badness on the inside. If you see hundreds of these flying at you, despair not. They are quite easy to kill. | [[Cylon Raider (RDM)|Some Cylons]] fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They look almost, but not quite entirely, nothing like [[wikipedia:Cadbury's Creme Egg|Cadbury Eggs]] with pointy bits on the outside and smooth creamy badness on the inside. If you see hundreds of these flying at you, despair not. They are quite easy to kill. | ||
==Humano-Cylons<ref>This is a deprecated Battlestar Wiki [[Battlestar_Wiki:Descriptive_term|descriptive term]]. It has been replaced by "[[humanoid Cylon]], | ==Humano-Cylons<ref>This is a deprecated Battlestar Wiki [[Battlestar_Wiki:Descriptive_term|descriptive term]]. It has been replaced by "[[humanoid Cylon]]", but is left here for increased silliness, and as an homage.</ref>== | ||
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Some Cylons look like humans. ''Uh-oh.'' These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure-fire methods to '''Spot the Cylon'''. | Some Cylons look like humans. ''Uh-oh.'' These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure-fire methods to '''Spot the Cylon'''. | ||
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===Hot Mamas=== | ===Hot Mamas=== | ||
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All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. One of them resembles a young [[Aaron Doral|Kevin Spacey]]. We understand if you don't much care for Brother [[Cavil]]— he is, after all, that most rare of breeds, an honest atheist priest (you may have noticed most atheist priests are not honest). | All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. One of them resembles a young [[Aaron Doral|Kevin Spacey]]. We understand if you don't much care for Brother [[Cavil]]— he is, after all, that most rare of breeds, an honest atheist priest (you may have noticed most atheist priests are not honest). | ||
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===Glowing Spines=== | ===Glowing Spines=== | ||
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When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point: | When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point: | ||
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===Cylons are Sluts=== | ===Cylons are Sluts=== | ||
It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like | It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like [[Karl Agathon|Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon|Cylon]]. Hang in there! | ||
You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies|once]], but [[Occupation|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right? | You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies|once]], but [[Occupation|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right? | ||
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==Bathtub Cylons== | ==Bathtub Cylons== | ||
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Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.{{clear}} | Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.{{clear}} | ||
==KITT== | ==KITT== | ||
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[[w:KITT|Some Cylons]] are cars. It is recommended that you kill this model on sight, preferably with something very heavy, fast, and with 18 wheels. | [[w:KITT|Some Cylons]] are cars. It is recommended that you kill this model on sight, preferably with something very heavy, fast, and with 18 wheels. | ||
[http://www.pvponline.com/article/3099/wed-jan-24 Other sources] confirm that this car is very naughty, indeed. | [http://www.pvponline.com/article/3099/wed-jan-24 Other sources] confirm that this car is very naughty, indeed. | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||