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| {{disline|''For information on the nature of R and D TV skits, see the [[R and D TV|parent article]].}}
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| == [[He That Believeth in Me]] == | | == [[He That Believeth In Me]] == |
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| This skit starts out with David stating that he is "blabbing about absolutely nothing," then the scene switches to a train station with Ron being a conductor for a departing train. Ron yells "All aboard!" right as the train his David, and then Ron lets off an evil laugh, closing the scene.
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| == [[Six of One]] == | | == [[Six of One]] == |
| David suggests "ultra violence". Ron then switches to a wearing white shirt and pants with a black bowler hat. He uses a caine to hit David in the groin, and David retaliates by taking out something made of glass and hits Ron in the face, causing him to bleed heavily.
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| == [[The Ties That Bind]] == | | == [[The Ties That Bind]] == |
| David has an idea of featuring "cuddly furry animals, we could boost the ratings and have a family series spin off". While he says this, an appauled Ron brandishes a shovel and hitting him in the head numerous times yelling "''stop it!''"
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| == [[Escape Velocity]] == | | == [[Escape Velocity]] == |
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| == [[Faith]] == | | == [[Faith]] == |
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| As David suggests "Scientist," Ron transforms into a labcoat but now with the head of a housefly (in homage to the movie ''[[w:The Fly (1958 film)|The Fly]]''). David quickly swats Fly-Ron in the head with a large fly swatter, who collapses to the ground as she screams "Help meeeeee...!!!" | | As David suggests "Scientist," Ron transforms into a labcoat but now with the head of a housefly (in homage to the movie, ''[[w:The Fly (1958 film)|The Fly]]''). David quickly swats Fly-Ron in the head with a large fly swatter, who collapses to the ground as she screams "Help meeeeee...!!!" |
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| == [[Guess What's Coming to Dinner?]] == | | == [[Guess What's Coming to Dinner?]] == |
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| == [[Sine Qua Non]] == | | == [[Sine Qua Non]] == |
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| Ron hands David a child. However, when David holds the child, the baby turns into a demon child and viciously attacks him.
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| == [[The Hub]] == | | == [[The Hub]] == |
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| == [[Sometimes a Great Notion]] == | | == [[Sometimes a Great Notion]] == |
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| == [[A Disquiet Follows My Soul]] == | | == [[412]] == |
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| == [[The Oath]] ==
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| Ron has an idea of a talent show and starts juggling. Ron closes his eyes while doing so and tells David about it, but David shoots him.
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| == [[Blood on the Scales]] ==
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| == [[No Exit]] ==
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| == [[Deadlock]] ==
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| Ron and David are interrupted by [[Edward James Olmos]], who wants to know "Where's my check?" He's dressed in [[William Adama|Adama]]'s [[Unfinished Business|boxing]] gear. As Ron bails, Eddie punches David in the stomach, causing a check to fly out and into his hands. "''Gracias!''"
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| == [[Someone to Watch Over Me]] ==
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| == [[Islanded in a Stream of Stars]] ==
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| David complains about the latest script; "This is the pits! Why can't we hire --" He's cut off when Ron presses a button on the desk, causing David to fall through a trap door and into an (unseen) pit of death.
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| == [[Daybreak, Part I]] ==
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| David blurts out "Super heroes kill the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]]!" Ron says "Give me a break..." David snaps Ron's arm in two.
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| == [[Daybreak, Part II]] ==
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| Ron and David, dressed as like Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper from ''Easy Rider'', sit along a dirt road. Ron says "Hey man," and David says "Peace". They are promptly mowed down by a pickup truck (complete with Confederate flag tailgate and a bumper sticker proclaiming "Hicks Rule!"). The evil delivery man from the "[[Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II]]" skit riding in the truck bed exclaims "frakking hippies!" as it skids to a halt.
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| == [[Razor]] ==
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| David is punched by Ron and he loses weight.
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| [[Category:A to Z]] | | [[Category:A to Z]] |
| [[Category:Behind the Scenes]] | | [[Category:Behind the Scenes]] |
| [[Category:RDM]] | | [[Category:RDM]] |
