Editing R and D TV (Season 3)

{{R and D TV series}}
{{disline|''For information on the nature of R and D TV skits, see the [[R and D TV|parent article]].}}

==[[Occupation]]==
Ron says "I feel gloomy." After a ping, David has black hair like [[w:Robert Smith (musician)|Robert Smith]] of [[w:The Cure|The Cure]] and plays a guitar as the room transforms to a "goth," bleak landscape. In response to the gloom, Ron cries, pulls a razor blade from his jacket and begins cutting his own wrists.

==[[Precipice]]==
David suggests an idea.
	 
==[[Exodus, Part I]]==

David, with accompanying lightbulb, exclaims, "This will mark new territory". Ron responds with his own lightbulb, and the office is transformed into a moonscape, with Earth setting in the background behind a passing viper. Ron is now wearing a space suit and reaches out of scene for something. David warns, "Don't do it," before Ron stabs him in the chest with a flag bearing the R&amp;D TV logo.

==[[Exodus, Part II]]==

Ron, who is wearing a [[w:Clerical collar|clerical collar]], suggests, "More religion." The scene darkens as lightning flashes and David's head transforms into [[w:Linda Blair|Linda Blair's character]] from ''[[w:The Exorcist|The Exorcist]]''. David's new head performs a 360 degree rotation, tells Ron that his soul is his and proceeds to vomit on Ron, incapacitating him.

==[[Collaborators]]==

David suggests, "More rebels". Ron then transforms into [[w:Jack Nicholson|Jack Nicholson's character]] from ''One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest'' and asks to watch a little TV in Nicholson's voice as he chokes David, now dressed as a nurse.

==[[Torn]]==

David whispers to Ron as the tall man holding a club appears and hits Ron with it.

==[[A Measure of Salvation]]==

==[[Hero]]==

Ronald with lightbulb says "Backmasking." The room transforms into [[w:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper album cover]]. Ron falls to the ground from the weight of a large number 9 that David (in Sgt. Pepper uniform) gives him while saying "Turn me on dead man" (what many fans believed to have heard John Lennon say in a song from the ''Revolver'' album when it was played in reverse using [[w:backmasking|backmasking]]).

==[[Unfinished Business]]==

:''This skit is used again from "[[Home, Part I]]."''

==[[The Passage]]==

:''This skit is used again from "[[Resurrection Ship, Part II]]".''

==[[The Eye of Jupiter]]==

David suggests, "Slapstick." Both characters transform into sepia-toned versions of themselves (with Ron looking more sinister) as a "Why, certainly" silent-film placard appears as Ron's response. Ron proceeds to slap David with a cane before he sticks David's skull to the opposite wall with the cane through his left eye.

==[[Rapture]]==
:''This skit is a repeat of the one used for "[[Litmus]]."''

==[[Taking a Break From All Your Worries]]==
:''This skit is re-used from "[[Hero]]."''

==[[The Woman King]]==
:''This skit is a re-use of the existing skit used for "[[Occupation]]".''

==[[A Day in the Life]]==

==[[Dirty Hands]]==
:''This skit is re-used from "[[Exodus, Part II]]."''

==[[Maelstrom]]==
Just as Ron begins to speak, a [[w:Muppets|Muppet-like]] creature that resembles the Cookie Monster appears from behind, claiming, "I'm the Ronnie Monster." Before Ron can question further, the monster jumps onto Ron and begins munching on his head.

==[[The Son Also Rises]]==
:''This skit is a repeat of the one previously used for "[[Collaborators]]".''

==[[Crossroads, Part I]]==
:''This skit is reused from "[[Torn]]".''

==[[Crossroads, Part II]]==
David gets an idea, and Ron runs out to transform into a [[w:Ray Harryhausen|Harryhausen]]-esque stop motion skeleton wielding a sword and shield. Ron proceeds to fight with David.

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