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[[ | [[Image:mopboy.jpg|right|300px|thumb|St. [[Stan Gibson|Stan]] of ''Galactica'': the Battlestar Wiki patron saint of administrators.]] | ||
All administrators on Battlestar Wiki clean things up around the wiki as part of their duties. The most junior of the group of administrators is known as the '''Mop Boy'''. | All administrators on "Battlestar Wiki" clean things up around the wiki as part of their duties. The most junior of the group of administrators is known as the '''Mop Boy'''. | ||
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As such, the lower rank of the Mop Boy amongst his fellow administrators requires them to perform various and sundry tasks. (Senior administrators may update this list as they see fit.) | |||
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* See Mop Boy mop. Mop Boy is always mopping. Mop, boy, mop. | * See Mop Boy mop. Mop Boy is always mopping. Mop, boy, mop. | ||
* All snacks must be well-stocked in the Administrator break room 24 hours a day. | * All snacks must be well-stocked in the Administrator break room 24 hours a day. | ||
* The TiVo must always be programmed to capture the latest Re-imagined | * The TiVo must always be programmed to capture the latest Re-imagined "Battlestar Galactica" episodes on Sci-Fi Channel. | ||
* Spencerian's | * Spencerian's "Ultimate Matrix" DVD collection must be stored and shelved next to his "Thunderbirds Mega Set" if found opened and scattered about. | ||
* And, oh yes, the floors must be mopped with such precision and care that the [[Wikipedia:Five-second rule|5-Second Rule]] for dropped food is waived to 20 seconds. | * And, oh yes, the floors must be mopped with such precision and care that the [[Wikipedia:Five-second rule|5-Second Rule]] for dropped food is waived to 20 seconds. | ||
* As Grand Poobah of the | * As Grand Poobah of the Peoples Republic of Battlestar Wiki, [[User: Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe]] may call for break floor room inspections. If Joe's face cannot be seen from the floor's reflection, the Mop Boy may be liable for flogging. Such flogs involve the Mop Boy watching as many episodes of "[[Galactica 1980]]" (sans "[[The Return of Starbuck]]") as the Poobah deems necessary; the ability to enact dialogue from the series to ''1980''-esque perfection may grant earlier leniency from said flogging. | ||
==Current Mop Users== | ==Current Mop Users== | ||
*[[User: | * [[User:JubalHarshaw|JubalHarshaw]]: He's a fine mopper, I'll admit, but I'm trying to figure out what's up with the dreadlocks and the fact that he [[New Caprican loco weed|giggles all the time]] and keeps eating all the snack food. Maybe "Stashmaster" would be a better name. | ||
==Past Mop Users== | ==Past Mop Users== | ||
*[[User:Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe Beaudoin]]: Well, he was nice enough to put up the rent for the place, but he left a lot of little messes for us to clean up after. Wasn't a living testament to Mop Boy History, as | *[[User:Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe Beaudoin]]: Well, he was nice enough to put up the rent for the place, but he left a lot of little messes for us to clean up after. Wasn't a living testament to Mop Boy History, as Peter F. can tell you. | ||
*[[User: | *[[User:Peter Farago|Peter Farago]]: Also known as "Joe's Beeatch," but only for a few days. We heard he could cook a mean bag of popcorn. | ||
*[[User:Spencerian|Spencerian]]: Who do you think bought that mop you're usin'? | *[[User:Spencerian|Spencerian]]: Who do you think bought that mop you're usin'? | ||
*[[User:Steelviper|Steelviper]]: Our break room was smaller then, so we cut him a little slack. A ''little.'' | *[[User:Steelviper|Steelviper]]: Our break room was smaller then, so we cut him a little slack. A ''little.'' | ||
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*[[User:CalculatinAvatar|CalculatinAvatar]]: First Mop Boy to be submitted to disciplinary action to one forced viewing of "[[The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I]]." Much gnashing of teeth and lamentations from women occurred that night, we assure you. | *[[User:CalculatinAvatar|CalculatinAvatar]]: First Mop Boy to be submitted to disciplinary action to one forced viewing of "[[The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I]]." Much gnashing of teeth and lamentations from women occurred that night, we assure you. | ||
*[[User:Mercifull|Mercifull]]: His name, as a modifier, is not something we senior admins are likely to be. Nevertheless, he decorates the wiki something nice, and makes snickerdoodle cookies with the Battlestar Wiki logo on them. Tasty. | *[[User:Mercifull|Mercifull]]: His name, as a modifier, is not something we senior admins are likely to be. Nevertheless, he decorates the wiki something nice, and makes snickerdoodle cookies with the Battlestar Wiki logo on them. Tasty. | ||
*[[User:Shane|Shane]]: ''Photographic memory, eh?'' Well, then, ''Photo-Boy'', just remember, "I" before "E, | *[[User:Shane|Shane]]: ''Photographic memory, eh?'' Well, then, ''Photo-Boy'', just remember, "I" before "E", except after "C." And welcome to season 3. We even got you a new mop. You can change the CSS on it all you want. :) | ||
*[[User:Gougef|Gougef]] '''and''' [[User:Talos|Talos]]: ''Well, well, well. Two'' new recruits, eh? Well, don't think it'll go easy on you. Our break room's too small now. We need room to grow. We're thinking [[Wikipedia:Big Dig|to expand out like Boston did]]. Sand pails and shovels are in your lockers. Oh, and we got you two some fine Lehman mops. ''Ah, I love the smell of Pine Sol in the mornin'...'' | *[[User:Gougef|Gougef]] '''and''' [[User:Talos|Talos]]: ''Well, well, well. Two'' new recruits, eh? Well, don't think it'll go easy on you. Our break room's too small now. We need room to grow. We're thinking [[Wikipedia:Big Dig|to expand out like Boston did]]. Sand pails and shovels are in your lockers. Oh, and we got you two some fine Lehman mops. ''Ah, I love the smell of Pine Sol in the mornin'...'' | ||
*[[User:Serenity|Serenity]]: Ah. [[User:Mercifull|Another one]] from across the sea. Good. We need nighttime coverage after the US members rest their bloodshot eyes after watching for yet another inane [[Battlestar Wiki:Original Series Article Development Project|Original Series reference for the wiki]]... :) | *[[User:Serenity|Serenity]]: Ah. [[User:Mercifull|Another one]] from across the sea. Good. We need nighttime coverage after the US members rest their bloodshot eyes after watching for yet another inane [[Battlestar Wiki:Original Series Article Development Project|Original Series reference for the wiki]]... :) | ||
==Aspiring Mop Users== | ==Aspiring Mop Users== | ||
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* [[User:BklynBruzer|BklynBruzer]] | * [[User:BklynBruzer|BklynBruzer]] | ||
[[Category:A to Z]] | [[Category:A to Z]] | ||