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[[File:mopboy.jpg|right|300px|thumb|St. [[Stan Gibson|Stan]] of ''Galactica'': the Battlestar Wiki patron saint of administrators.]] | [[File:mopboy.jpg|right|300px|thumb|St. [[Stan Gibson|Stan]] of ''Galactica'': the Battlestar Wiki patron saint of administrators.]] | ||
All administrators on Battlestar Wiki clean things up around the wiki as part of their duties. The most junior of the group of administrators is known as the '''Mop Boy'''. | All administrators on Battlestar Wiki clean things up around the wiki as part of their duties. The most junior of the group of administrators is known as the '''Mop Boy'''. | ||
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As such, the lower rank of the Mop Boy amongst his fellow administrators requires them to perform various and sundry tasks. (Senior administrators may update this list as they see fit.) | |||
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* Spencerian's ''Ultimate Matrix'' DVD collection must be stored and shelved next to his "Thunderbirds Mega Set" if found opened and scattered about. | * Spencerian's ''Ultimate Matrix'' DVD collection must be stored and shelved next to his "Thunderbirds Mega Set" if found opened and scattered about. | ||
* And, oh yes, the floors must be mopped with such precision and care that the [[Wikipedia:Five-second rule|5-Second Rule]] for dropped food is waived to 20 seconds. | * And, oh yes, the floors must be mopped with such precision and care that the [[Wikipedia:Five-second rule|5-Second Rule]] for dropped food is waived to 20 seconds. | ||
* As Grand Poobah of the | * As Grand Poobah of the Peoples Republic of Battlestar Wiki, [[User: Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe]] may call for break floor room inspections. If Joe's face cannot be seen from the floor's reflection, the Mop Boy may be liable for flogging. Such flogs involve the Mop Boy watching as many episodes of ''[[Galactica 1980]]'' (sans "[[The Return of Starbuck]]") as the Poobah deems necessary; the ability to enact dialogue from the series to ''1980''-esque perfection may grant earlier leniency from said flogging. | ||
* Current regulations also | * Current regulations require also the ability to have a VHS player, because [[Conquest of Earth (VHS)]] is required viewing for all new recruits. | ||
==Current Mop Users== | ==Current Mop Users== | ||
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==Past Mop Users== | ==Past Mop Users== | ||
*[[User:Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe Beaudoin]]: Well, he was nice enough to put up the rent for the place, but he left a lot of little messes for us to clean up after. Wasn't a living testament to Mop Boy History, as | *[[User:Joe Beaudoin Jr.|Joe Beaudoin]]: Well, he was nice enough to put up the rent for the place, but he left a lot of little messes for us to clean up after. Wasn't a living testament to Mop Boy History, as Peter F. can tell you. | ||
*[[User: | *[[User:Peter Farago|Peter Farago]]: Also known as "Joe's Beeatch," but only for a few days. We heard he could cook a mean bag of popcorn. | ||
*[[User:Spencerian|Spencerian]]: Who do you think bought that mop you're usin'? | *[[User:Spencerian|Spencerian]]: Who do you think bought that mop you're usin'? | ||
*[[User:Steelviper|Steelviper]]: Our break room was smaller then, so we cut him a little slack. A ''little.'' | *[[User:Steelviper|Steelviper]]: Our break room was smaller then, so we cut him a little slack. A ''little.'' | ||