Copied from Wikipedia until I get around to writing another profile:
A.K.A Melissa Darlington
Melissa is the type of person some may call 'a bit of a slacker' although she prefers the term 'free-spirit'.
She lives in England and has done for the past two decades.
In her time, she has attended various schools including South Cheshire College and the University of Essex, where she currently resides.
She is studying to gain her BA in Humanities although she fears she may be going round in circles due to a lack of any real enthusiasm for important activities like class attendance and essay submission, instead choosing to waste her time watching various television shows and then discussing them endlessly. Neither of which will further her long-term career prospects.
Is a self-confessed expert in 'avoidance of work and responsibilities' and in fact this little profile is a good example of that very 'quality'.