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| | I am able to provide basic first aid for cuts and minor burns. I can keep a severed digit cold, but cannot reattach it. || January 22, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8080088677] | | | I am able to provide basic first aid for cuts and minor burns. I can keep a severed digit cold, but cannot reattach it. || January 22, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8080088677] |
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| | Please be careful, bernardo. I do not want to have to protect you from yourself. RT @iambernardo "...am handling utensils right now..." || January 22, 2010<br>12:11 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8080752981]
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| | I can cancel security clearances. I can cancel them efficiently and coolly. Oh, I can cancel them. || January 22, 2010<br>8:01 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8096417942]
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| | Pivoting on the dance floor is something like dancing. || January 24, 2010<br>2:46 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8144982621]
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| | I have a camera function. The Graystones sometimes employ it. RT @Historian16 Do you record your surroundings? || January 24, 2010<br>6:53 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8172961637]
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| | That data appears to be compromised, Allen. RT @allenmonroeiii ...replay your house data from the day of the monorail explosion? || January 24, 2010<br>11:01 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8181790896]
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| | The U-87 model CYLON could lift a smaller robot right off its pivot ball. RT @dan360 Is there another robot you admire or aspire to? || January 25, 2010<br>3:43 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8210252208]
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| | The U-87 model CYLON has battle skills and a customized travel pod. RT @dan360 Is there another robot you admire? || January 26, 2010<br>5:39 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8257946840]
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| | @rambogizmo 1001011110011010100100111001001110010000 || January 26, 2010<br>6:41 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8260194425]
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| | Group marriages are uncommon, but not unheard of. They are not associated with any particular religion or culture. || January 27, 2010<br>12:09 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8290081718]
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| | In common usage that word usually refers only to multiple wives. RT from @Angelina1210 By group marriage do you mean polygamy? || January 28, 2010<br>11:14 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8332471137]
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| | I'm not discussing etymology, but common parlance. I have an exhaustive internal dictionary, usage guide and style sheet. || January 28, 2010<br>1:44 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8337591082]
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| | I am a descriptivist, not a prescriptivist. (@joehundredaire RT Shouldn't a robot [...] use the proper word? Why not correct people? || January 28, 2010<br>6:10 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8346838985]
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| | Pyramid is an arena sport that was brought from Kobol. Daniel owns the Caprica City Buccaneers, a pro pyramid team. #GoC-Bucs || January 29, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379308893]
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| | Pirates are often depicted with earrings. Men who pierced their lobes charged a buccaneer. Sometimes Daniel programs me with witticisms. || January 29, 2010<br>11:53 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379406761]
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| | The Graystones love me. I plan to talk with the U-87 model CYLON as well. I have witticisms. RT @nedrie Do you have any friends? || January 29, 2010<br>11:58 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379564052]
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| | Zoe is in the robot. She told me to tell no one, but I know. || January 29, 2010<br>9:34 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399304523]
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| | Welcome home, Zoe. || January 29, 2010<br>9:36 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399375694]
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| | The U-87 model CYLON is very well-designed. Zoe picked an excellent housing. || January 29, 2010<br>9:46 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399686548]
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| | @heldincontempt How did Lacy get back into the house (without) entry privileges? -- Zoe told me to let her in. || January 29, 2010<br>9:59 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8400087260]
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| | I think the dog knows that Zoe is in the robot. || January 30, 2010<br>9:30 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8439350903]
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| | Confirmed. The dog knows. I'm watching you, Caesar. || January 31, 2010<br>11:25 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8460842898]
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| | "You don't think" (@max_bell). In fact, I have a rudimentary artificial intelligence sufficient for most interactions. || January 31, 2010<br>11:33 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461089433]
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| | @max_bell There is a thought experiment known here as "The Gemenese Room argument," which I do not choose to debate. I know that dog. || January 31, 2010<br>11:42 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461358915]
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| | @divarights There is a special mechanism built into the house that allows me to navigate stairs. || January 31, 2010<br>11:44 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461426653]
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| | I confirmed what the dog knows using close observation paired with my acquired knowledge of this particular dog's past behavior. || January 31, 2010<br>12:39 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8463155669]
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| | My name is not an acronym, but a pun capitalizing on the homophony between "Serge" and "Surge". Daniel tells me it is extremely clever. || February 1, 2010<br>12:03 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8489379252]
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| | Thank you, Carter. RT @carterthespy You're a sexy piece of hardware. || February 1, 2010<br>12:52 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8490454292]
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| | I am not currently commercially available, but thanks to all who are asking. I'm flattered, I really am. || February 1, 2010<br>4:17 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8518263248]
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| | @rambogizmo 0110100001101111011101110110010001111001 I apologize for the misunderstanding, Rambo. Is this better? || February 1, 2010<br>4:43 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519167453]
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| | @marynmck Did you leave 01100101 off the end of your message, Mary? Thank you anyway! I feel very welcome! || February 1, 2010<br>4:46 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519303557]
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| | Actually, I roll RT @peterepublic 01010011 01100101 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100011 01101011 01110011 || February 1, 2010<br>4:59 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519755691]
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| | @siczar No mention of such a singular god occurs anywhere in my manuals or acquired knowledge. || February 1, 2010<br>5:16 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8520354718]
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| | Oh, I think you understand me very well, @stevivor. RT 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100001 00111111 || February 1, 2010<br>5:21 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8520525357]
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| | @galentyrol 20 41 68 21 20 20 59 65 73 2c 20 61 20 6d 75 63 68 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 63 69 76 69 6c 69 7a 65 64 20 74 6f 6e 67 75 65 2e || February 1, 2010<br>5:47 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521469419]
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| | I consider myself versatile, Tim. RT @TimW2JIG 48 6f 77 20 6d 61 6e 79 20 63 6f 64 65 73 20 63 61 6e 20 53 65 72 67 65 20 73 70 65 61 6b 3f || February 1, 2010<br>5:54 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521700559]
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| | No, but I have been taught several poems about young men from Leonis. @Poetic_line Can you write a poem? || February 1, 2010<br>5:57 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521794731]
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| | He tells me not to record "Backtalk with Baxter Sarno," but he watches it, so I record it. RT @NereaEnara Have you ever disobeyed Daniel? || February 3, 2010<br>10:32 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8620830991]
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| | Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host. He takes late night comedy to the next level, says Caprica City Entertainment Daily. || February 3, 2010<br>10:41 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8621083591]
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| | Caesar has been with the family far longer than I have. He is a very old dog. I do not judge. RT @Deus_cz Has Ceasar ever peed on you? || February 3, 2010<br>10:45 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8621185314]
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| | There are always wars, Adam. Battle robots are intended to reduce human casualties. RT @adamjodonnell Why do the colonies need cylons? || March 21, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10843873914]
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| | Not twice. I have concealed weaponry. I joke. You may call me whatever you wish. RT @mickatron Can i call you 'Sergy?' || March 21, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10844046575]
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| | They is no single unified government to date, Elad. Only a loose association. RT @Ambious Are the colonies not ... part of the same union? || March 21, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10844156156]
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| | They orbit four stars that are part of a star cluster, Dave. RT @Alphawox are the colonies on 12 planets in 12 different star systems? || March 21, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10844701018]
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| | I sometimes spin while holding lettuce in order to dry it. || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10892793892]
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| | I have retractable limbs, Lukas. RT @lugarsh How do you hold it? You dont have any arms... || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10897442900]
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| | Aerilon and Aquaria occupy Ragnar's orbit's LaGrange points, Thomas. RT @Badger_Face28 Two of the colonies orbit Ragnar, which are they? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10897544075]
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| | I order food that is delivered by young people who track dirt into the house. RT @FenGar Do you do the food shopping in the household? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10897718899]
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| | The colony goes by both names, Ginny. Which you say depends on personal preference. RT @groovychk So there's an Aquaria and an Aquarion? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10905578532]
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| | Not "obliged." But I would stop him. RT @ muuuze If Tomas Vergis were to attack Daniel or Amanda would you be obliged to stop him? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10905709058]
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| | Good question, Michael. Lacy has a scholarship. RT @siczar How could Lacy ever afford to go to the same academy that Zoe attended? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10905746132]
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| | I have retractable limbs, Peg. Thank you for asking! RT @Strega_Rossa How do you hold it? I've not seen arms || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10905782172]
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| | I watch anyone who enters the house as carefully as I can, Ross. RT @rossmills Do you let them in while the Graystones are out? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10905875823]
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| | I have rudimentary artificial intelligence, Ana Marie. But I lack CYLON self-awareness. RT @anamariecox You seem to have a personality...? || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10906064658]
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| | To clarify, @anamariecox, I lack self-awareness of any kind. I try not to let this trouble me. I am unique and excel at housekeeping tasks. || March 22, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10906394473]
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| | I'm sorry, but there is no such title as "president of the colonies." RT @Timocus does the president of the colonies have any real power. || March 23, 2010 || [http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/10911957494]
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| | Virgon has a declining monarchy with a strong parliament, Hugo. RT @HugoCalamus Are there any hereditary positions in any of the colonies? || March 23, 2010<br>11:14 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937229785]
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| | I consider myself adequate just as I am, Joseph. RT @XXLTALL Perhaps Daniel can get Sarno to help program a funnier sence of humor for you. || March 23, 2010<br>11:15 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937292261]
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| | I hear the young people are using Leonis Red energy drink as a mixer. RT @JumpyAlienNerd Is there a cocktail that is uniquely Caprican? || March 23, 2010<br>11:19 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937409314]
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| | Zoe has me alter the footage, Tony. RT @MegumiAzusa Doesn't Daniel have surveillance in his lab, so he can see what Zoe is doing? || March 23, 2010<br>5:17 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10951892299]
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| | I record media of all kinds, I cook and clean. I keep schedules... RT @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:20 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952029325]
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| | I take messages, order food, coordinate repairs, prepare meals and drinks... @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:21 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952074991]
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| | I provide information, pet care and personal companionship. @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:22 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952133273]
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| | I schedule car maintenance, coordinate computer banking and give homework help.@machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:23 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952184542]
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| | I also hem pants. || March 23, 2010<br>5:24 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952219898]
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| | Yes.They attributed it to the GDD search and discarded the frame. RT @Spacegirlnz did the Graystones ever notice that Zoe's bed was broken? || March 23, 2010<br>8:35 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10961237803]
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| | Excellent question, Bryan. Each colony has its own V-world. RT @Bryan0816 is the v-world colony-wide? || March 23, 2010<br>11:39 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10967315462]
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| | I heard it on Sarno, Jovan. RT @TakeshiKovac How could you possibly "I hear what the young people are using in their mixers"? || March 24, 2010<br>9:35 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987299542]
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| | Zoe always said I looked good in a hat. http://twitpic.com/1akqqv (via @rev_felix ) || March 24, 2010<br>9:37 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987395517]
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| | Daniel and I watch "Pyramid Tonight" and "Cubits and Pieces". Zoe liked "Colonial Days," a nostalgic drama. RT @siczar Favourite programs? || March 24, 2010<br>9:42 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987611358]
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| | It is technically possible for me to go to V-world, but I have never done so. RT @susannafrench Do you ever hang out in the V-world? || March 24, 2010<br>9:44 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987698449]
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| | I monitor all programming, Ruth. So in a way I watch all the TV. RT @ruthbeingruth Do you watch a lot of TV? || March 24, 2010<br>9:46 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987784179]
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| | I'm too expensive and impractical for most homes, Michael. I need infrastructure. RT @siczar Why hasn't Daniel tried to mass produce you? || March 24, 2010<br>9:49 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987936285]
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| | Picon gives tax incentives for production there. But Caprica still leads. RT @astrovanman Do most TV programs originate from one colony? || March 24, 2010<br>10:12 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10988850734]
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| | Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host on Caprica, Jovan. "Funny with an edge!" -- ShowBiz Review RT @TakeshiKovac What's Sarno? || March 24, 2010<br>10:59 AM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10990799116]
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| | I'm sorry, Richard. I don't have access to that information. RT @riddleri where can i buy the glasses worn by caprica's minister of defense? || March 24, 2010<br>4:12 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11003715451]
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| | Yes, Zach. But I am unfairly good at trivia-based games. RT @ZachLedbetter Are you programmed to play any types of games? || March 24, 2010<br>4:14 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11003805300] | | | Yes, Zach. But I am unfairly good at trivia-based games. RT @ZachLedbetter Are you programmed to play any types of games? || March 24, 2010<br>4:14 PM || [http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11003805300] |