Editing Sources:Interview with Allan Cole and Chris Bunch

: For 10 unforgettable weeks, Allan Cole and Chris Bunch were two of three story editors on one of the most maligned science fiction series in the history of television: Galactica 1980. The two were just starting out in Hollywood and were blackmailed into taking the job by a Universal executive. To avoid being blackballed from future Universal projects, they accepted the assignment. They expected that they would be assigned to script episodes of the show. To their surprise, they discovered that their job was to keep their mouths shut, read creator/producer Glen A. Larson's scripts and approve them whether they liked them or not. They had no input into the scripts whatsoever, their main job being to add the educational dialogue that was required by the network.

: The following is a hilarious interview<ref>''Galactic Sci-Fi Television Series Revisited.'' Alpha Control Press, 1995.</ref> that tells all about their misadventures on the good ship Galactica. 

== Interview ==

'''Q:''' Where did Galactica 1980 come from? 

'''Bunch:''' Well, this is only mildly classified, but nobody wanted to do Galactica 1980 except ABC. Battlestar Galactica had eaten the big green weenie (deservedly) and cost Universal a ton of money, with terrible ratings. Glen Larson, regardless of what you think of his writing ability, does try hard, and when something fails he wants to get away from it. It's been said he is the best salesman to ever pitch a TV series, but ten seconds after he sold it he should've been banned from writing any scripts to give his own show at least a struggling chance. Anyway, ABC, for some unknown reason, decided that it was worth trying again. Universal, who'd deficit-financed the first time around to some humongous degree, didn't want to go for it. ABC put pressure on, and they caved in. Then Universal put pressure on Larson, and he, in turn, caved in. Money Talks and Bullsh-- Walks, so here came Galactica once more, after Larson made those so wonderful revisions in the premise which guaranteed Galactica 1980 was even worse than its first incarnation. 

'''Cole:''' Battlestar Galactica was the most expensive show ever done on television at the time. It was expensive and unsuccessful. And they had legal battles with George Lucas for obvious reasons. We thought they blew it as soon as they decided that the Galactica arrives on Earth in 1980 - because nobody cares! When you're living in 1980 the science fiction element is lost and there are no big surprises. It was a fatal error. 

'''Q:''' How did you get involved in the show? 

'''Bunch:''' After the pilot was produced, we sold a script called [[Earthquake]] over the phone to Jeff Freilich, when he called us to see if we had anything the day he started on the show, and we came up with some fast buzzy-wuzzy crap that might convince him to Give Us Money. Something to do with earthquakes. So he says we have a deal, come on out and let's work the details out. We jumped in the car, with nada in the way of a plot, and Thought Fast. About the time we got off the freeway, we had a couple of vague ideas to flesh out our first dumb sentence.

The first draft of the script featured Xaviar, but then it was decided that they weren't going to use Xaviar anymore, which creates a small credibility problem, like we don't believe anybody but a Major Bad Guy can create an earthquake and he better have himself a Fiendish Thingie. We reworked the script and came up with Nutball Hargreaves, underground nuclear tests, roboticized security and the rest is (isn't) film history. 

'''Cole:''' Anyway, we were blackmailed by Peter Thompson, the honcho at Universal into becoming story editors on the show. We didn't want to do it because we made more money freelancing. Thompson said we'd never work at Universal again unless we took the job. 

'''Bunch:''' Interesting thing is that we wrote for just about every Larson show going as freelancers, and worked for him for ten weeks, but we never met Glen. Which is true to this day. Now, ain't it odd for a producer to hire a couple of supposedly talented story editors and not ever want to say hello? 

'''Cole:''' We think of him fondly because he's paid us so much money. 

'''Q:''' Did you have much contact with the actors? 

'''Bunch:''' Generally, the writer has minimal if any contact with actors. For instance, when we worked with Lorne Green on Code Putrid (Code Red), he came in and described his acting style to us. For instance he said, "When I lose my temper, I don't shout. I get cold and give dirty looks." That was an enormous help. 

'''Cole:''' So anyway, we're watching dailies one day and the kid (Patrick Stuart - Dr. Zee) is sitting in his chair and Glen Larson is in the back saying, "What's wrong with his head? Why isn't he moving?" Well, you could see he was plainly terrified! And his lines were always addressing Adama. However, his voice was changing so he's saying in this girlish voice, "Adama! Adama!" It became a running gag between the two of us, (girlish voice) "Adama! Adama!" Why he got cast in that horrible part, I don't know. 

'''Bunch:''' Why did anybody get cast in that horrible show? 

'''Cole:''' Galactica 1980 was our first staff job and we received a memo which lists everyone in the crew. The stars, directors, producers. It's done in descending order of importance. Starting with Glen Larson... 

'''Bunch:''' Then you get God! 

'''Cole:''' Then you go all the way down the list. Down to the secretaries and the janitors. At the bottom of the list are the writers. 

'''Bunch:''' We read this and said (sarcastically), "This is going to be a great experience!" 

'''Cole:''' Have you ever heard the old joke about how an actor reads a script? "My line, bullsh--, my line, my line, bullsh--..." 

'''Q:''' Did you have problems with the censors since the show was on the "family hour" - Sundays at 7:00 P.M.? 

'''Cole:''' The censors have their own ideas about what a child should see or should not see. We were told directly that a child cannot learn from their parents or their teachers, only from their peers. 

'''Bunch:''' So all the schools in America can pack it in! 

'''Cole:''' Censors are people with no imagination whatsoever. Everything has got to be plain as day. Network executives used to be creative. Nowadays the executives all come straight from Wall Street. When the censors demand something educational, they mean you have to stop the show and say something educational! There were a certain number of "educational beats" per episode and you had to count 'em. For instance in a car chase... 

'''Bunch:''' "...I perceive that this vehicle is powered by an internal combustion engine, and an internal combustion engine, primitive though it is..." I'm not making this up! 

'''Cole:''' We were given the job of putting in the educational beats in each script... which were all Larson's! 

'''Bunch:''' He wasn't gonna do it! We suggested that they put an underrole on the screen saying "Why aren't you kids watching 60 Minutes?" They didn't think a whole lot of the idea! 

'''Cole:''' So Glen's off in Hawaii writing scripts... 

'''Bunch:''' And he'd call us up and say "What do you think?" And we'd say, "Dy-no-mite! Put that sucker through!" 

'''Cole:''' We were rooting for the show to fail. We posted a sign that said "13" near the door of our trailer, meaning that when the show dropped to a 13 share we'd be free! They let it drop to a 9! 

'''Q:''' Why didn't Galactica 1980 feature the cast from Battlestar Galactica? 

'''Cole:''' If I recall, I don't think most of them were available, except for Lorne Greene and Herbert Jefferson, Jr. Also, every story had to be constructed around these kids... 

'''Bunch:''' But you can't threaten the kids! 

'''Cole:''' You can only have so many violent acts per show. Shouting at the kids was considered violent. Zapping a tree with a ray gun was considered violent. 

'''Q:''' Have you seen any of the cast since the cancellation? 

'''Bunch:''' I wouldn't mind working with Kent McCord ([[Troy]]) again. He's a nice guy. He likes writers. He understands writers. Kent used to ask why the scripts were substandard, and we'd say "Babe, you go to Hawaii and talk to Larson!" 

'''Q:''' Do you think the cast realized they were on a sinking ship? 

'''Bunch:''' Everybody knew. 

'''Cole:''' Actors never really believe it's over until they close the theater door. They started shooting [[The Day They Kidnapped Cleopatra]] and then the word came down that the show was cancelled. ABC pulled the plug right there. 

'''Bunch:''' So we had an impromptu wrap party. These actors are now on unemployment and we were trying not to break into hysterical laughter! 

'''Q:''' Where did the excellent final episode [[The Return of Starbuck]] come from? 

'''Cole:''' That was actually a good piece of television because it was written like a radio play. The show had already been cancelled when the episode aired. 

'''Q:''' Do you know if Larson had any other flashback episodes planned? 

'''Bunch:''' Larson never plans anything! He puts paper in the typewriter and starts typing! Along about page 56 an idea pops into his mind. He'll get to page 58 and type "End Part One". There wasn't enough story in the three-part pilot to fill a one hour script! 

'''Cole:''' Also, the premise of the show seemed to change during filming! "We're going to use Xaviar - no, we're not going to use Xaviar. We're doing time travel - no, we're not doing time travel." 

'''Bunch:''' "We've got this Air Force guy after them - no, we don't!" I still don't remember if we settled on the Air Force guy or not. 

'''Q:''' How far in advance were the episodes filmed? 

'''Bunch:''' [[Space Croppers]] went out on satellite to New York twenty minutes before air time. This was the only freelance script or even staff script that was filmed because there were problems, like Larson was stuck on an episode or couldn't get the Lear Jet to pick him up in Hawaii or whatever. 

When Larson is worried about a show, or trying to make it work, he writes every script. ''Every'' goddamned script. So there was a lotta fallout with scripts being commissioned and abandoned right and left and down the center. 

'''Q:''' Were there any amusing incidents during filming? 

'''Bunch:''' The school ship episode! ([[The Super Scouts, Part I|The Super Scouts, part one]]) If you look at the shot where they burn up the school ship, the sequence is - Troy and Dillon come out of this entryway. There's a control panel to their right which explodes. They start down the steps, then there's another explosion. They do a pinwheel, they pick themselves up... 

'''Cole:''' And then they look around for a minute with a puzzled look on their faces... 

'''Bunch:''' Then they haul ass out of there! There was supposed to be this enormous I-beam that would come down from the rafters and almost nail them. Unfortunately, we weren't there during filming, but we saw it during one of the few times we watched dailies: the scene was over, but the camera was still rolling. Vince Edwards, the director of the episode walks onto what's left of the set and says, "Wasn't there supposed to be a beam...?" Way up in the rafters, you hear someone say, "Beam!" - and it comes crashing down and misses Vince Edwards by an inch and a half! 

Also in that episode, the ship is on fire and Vince directed everyone to stroll along as if they were underwater or walking through maple syrup! We're watching this in the dailies and Larson is way in the back screaming, "Why aren't they running???" 

'''Cole:''' Larson's fuming and you can't redo the scene because the set's burned to the ground! 

'''Q:''' What are your favorite science fiction programs? 

'''Bunch:''' None. Our idea of science fiction is very dark. We don't have Gene Roddenberry's idea that this is the best of all possible worlds and all problems can be solved by sitting down and grooving together.
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	: For 10 unforgettable weeks, Allan Cole and Chris Bunch were two of three story editors on one of the most maligned science fiction series in the history of television: Galactica 1980. The two were just starting out in Hollywood and were blackmailed into taking the job by a Universal executive. To avoid being blackballed from future Universal projects, they accepted the assignment. They expected that they would be assigned to script episodes of the show. To their surprise, they discovered that their job was to keep their mouths shut, read creator/producer Glen A. Larson's scripts and approve them whether they liked them or not. They had no input into the scripts whatsoever, their main job being to add the educational dialogue that was required by the network.		: For 10 unforgettable weeks, Allan Cole and Chris Bunch were two of three story editors on one of the most maligned science fiction series in the history of television: Galactica 1980. The two were just starting out in Hollywood and were blackmailed into taking the job by a Universal executive. To avoid being blackballed from future Universal projects, they accepted the assignment. They expected that they would be assigned to script episodes of the show. To their surprise, they discovered that their job was to keep their mouths shut, read creator/producer Glen A. Larson's scripts and approve them whether they liked them or not. They had no input into the scripts whatsoever, their main job being to add the educational dialogue that was required by the network.