Editing Serge's Twitter

Serge's updates generally coincide with the [[Syfy]] broadcasts of the ''Caprica'' episodes, although he has been known to offer spoilers.<ref name="io9">{{cite_web|url=http://io9.com/5482295/is-serges-twitter-offering-caprica-teases|title=Is Serge's Twitter Offering Caprica Teases?|date=1 March 2010|accessdate=30 January 2011|last=McMillan|first=Graeme|format=|language=English}}</ref> His first tweet was "Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless."<ref name="Daniel Graystone invented...">{{cite_web|url=https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/7958095214|title=Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless.|date=19 January 2010|accessdate=30 January 2011|last=Graystone|first=Serge|format=|language=English}}</ref> while his last tweet was "I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell." with the [[Syfy]] broadcast of series finale "[[Apotheosis (episode)|Apotheosis]]" on January 4, 2011.<ref name="Serge's Twitter">{{cite_web|url=http://twitter.com/#!/SergeGraystone/status/22521409733398528|title=I feel the end is truly upon me now. Farewell. Farewell.|date=4 January 2011|accessdate=30 January 2011|last=Graystone|first=Serge|format=|language=English}}</ref>

| Daniel Graystone invented me. I am not commercially available. This is not technically the same thing as priceless. || January 19, 2010<br>1:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/7958095214|Archived]]

| But it's similar. || January 20, 2010<br>12:34 AM ||  

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| I control many functions in the Graystone house, including security, media interfaces and vacuuming. || January 20, 2010<br>4:21 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8004217694|Archived]]

| I prefer vacuuming. RT @AdrianDinArad I think security can be a hassle, right? || January 20, 2010<br>6:18 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8008247696|Archived]]

| Special mechanisms allow me to navigate stairs. || January 21, 2010<br>9:47 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8033370370|Archived]]

| In answer to your questions, I do not hover. I roll. I have an exceptional turn radius because I swivel and pivot. || January 21, 2010<br>7:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8053692415|Archived]]

| I am able to provide basic first aid for cuts and minor burns. I can keep a severed digit cold, but cannot reattach it. || January 22, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8080088677|Archived]]

| Please be careful, bernardo. I do not want to have to protect you from yourself. RT @iambernardo "...am handling utensils right now..." || January 22, 2010<br>12:11 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8080752981|Archived]]

| I can cancel security clearances. I can cancel them efficiently and coolly. Oh, I can cancel them. || January 22, 2010<br>8:01 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8096417942|Archived]]

| Pivoting on the dance floor is something like dancing. || January 24, 2010<br>2:46 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8144982621|Archived]]

| I have a camera function. The Graystones sometimes employ it. RT @Historian16 Do you record your surroundings? || January 24, 2010<br>6:53 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8172961637|Archived]]

| That data appears to be compromised, Allen. RT @allenmonroeiii ...replay your house data from the day of the monorail explosion? || January 24, 2010<br>11:01 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8181790896|Archived]]

| The U-87 model CYLON could lift a smaller robot right off its pivot ball. RT @dan360 Is there another robot you admire or aspire to? || January 25, 2010<br>3:43 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8210252208|Archived]]

| The U-87 model CYLON has battle skills and a customized travel pod. RT @dan360 Is there another robot you admire? || January 26, 2010<br>5:39 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8257946840|Archived]]

| @rambogizmo 1001011110011010100100111001001110010000 || January 26, 2010<br>6:41 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8260194425|Archived]]

| Group marriages are uncommon, but not unheard of. They are not associated with any particular religion or culture. || January 27, 2010<br>12:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8290081718|Archived]]

| In common usage that word usually refers only to multiple wives. RT from @Angelina1210 By group marriage do you mean polygamy? || January 28, 2010<br>11:14 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8332471137|Archived]]

| I'm not discussing etymology, but common parlance. I have an exhaustive internal dictionary, usage guide and style sheet. || January 28, 2010<br>1:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8337591082|Archived]]

| I am a descriptivist, not a prescriptivist. (@joehundredaire RT Shouldn't a robot [...] use the proper word? Why not correct people? || January 28, 2010<br>6:10 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8346838985|Archived]]

| Pyramid is an arena sport that was brought from Kobol. Daniel owns the Caprica City Buccaneers, a pro pyramid team. #GoC-Bucs || January 29, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379308893|Archived]]

| Pirates are often depicted with earrings. Men who pierced their lobes charged a buccaneer. Sometimes Daniel programs me with witticisms. || January 29, 2010<br>11:53 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379406761|Archived]]

| The Graystones love me. I plan to talk with the U-87 model CYLON as well. I have witticisms. RT @nedrie Do you have any friends? || January 29, 2010<br>11:58 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8379564052|Archived]]

| Zoe is in the robot. She told me to tell no one, but I know. || January 29, 2010<br>9:34 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399304523|Archived]]

| Welcome home, Zoe. || January 29, 2010<br>9:36 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399375694|Archived]]

| The U-87 model CYLON is very well-designed. Zoe picked an excellent housing. || January 29, 2010<br>9:46 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8399686548|Archived]]

| @heldincontempt How did Lacy get back into the house (without) entry privileges?&mdash;Zoe told me to let her in. || January 29, 2010<br>9:59 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8400087260|Archived]]

| I think the dog knows that Zoe is in the robot. || January 30, 2010<br>9:30 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8439350903|Archived]]

| Confirmed. The dog knows. I'm watching you, Caesar. || January 31, 2010<br>11:25 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8460842898|Archived]]

| "You don't think" (@max_bell). In fact, I have a rudimentary artificial intelligence sufficient for most interactions. || January 31, 2010<br>11:33 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461089433|Archived]]

| @max_bell There is a thought experiment known here as "The Gemenese Room argument," which I do not choose to debate. I know that dog. || January 31, 2010<br>11:42 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461358915|Archived]]

| @divarights There is a special mechanism built into the house that allows me to navigate stairs. || January 31, 2010<br>11:44 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8461426653|Archived]]

| I confirmed what the dog knows using close observation paired with my acquired knowledge of this particular dog's past behavior. || January 31, 2010<br>12:39 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8463155669|Archived]]

| My name is not an acronym, but a pun capitalizing on the homophony between "Serge" and "Surge". Daniel tells me it is extremely clever. || February 1, 2010<br>12:03 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8489379252|Archived]]

| Thank you, Carter. RT @carterthespy You're a sexy piece of hardware. || February 1, 2010<br>12:52 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8490454292|Archived]]

| I am not currently commercially available, but thanks to all who are asking. I'm flattered, I really am. || February 1, 2010<br>4:17 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8518263248|Archived]]

| @rambogizmo 0110100001101111011101110110010001111001 I apologize for the misunderstanding, Rambo. Is this better? || February 1, 2010<br>4:43 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519167453|Archived]]

| @marynmck Did you leave 01100101 off the end of your message, Mary? Thank you anyway! I feel very welcome! || February 1, 2010<br>4:46 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519303557|Archived]]

| Actually, I roll RT @peterepublic 01010011 01100101 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100011 01101011 01110011 || February 1, 2010<br>4:59 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8519755691|Archived]]

| @siczar No mention of such a singular god occurs anywhere in my manuals or acquired knowledge. || February 1, 2010<br>5:16 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8520354718|Archived]]

| Oh, I think you understand me very well, @stevivor. RT 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111 00100001 00111111 || February 1, 2010<br>5:21 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8520525357|Archived]]

| @galentyrol 20 41 68 21 20 20 59 65 73 2c 20 61 20 6d 75 63 68 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 63 69 76 69 6c 69 7a 65 64 20 74 6f 6e 67 75 65 2e || February 1, 2010<br>5:47 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521469419|Archived]]

| I consider myself versatile, Tim. RT @TimW2JIG 48 6f 77 20 6d 61 6e 79 20 63 6f 64 65 73 20 63 61 6e 20 53 65 72 67 65 20 73 70 65 61 6b 3f || February 1, 2010<br>5:54 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521700559|Archived]]

| No, but I have been taught several poems about young men from Leonis. @Poetic_line Can you write a poem? || February 1, 2010<br>5:57 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8521794731|Archived]]

| He tells me not to record "[[Backtalk with Baxter Sarno]]," but he watches it, so I record it. RT @NereaEnara Have you ever disobeyed Daniel? || February 3, 2010<br>10:32 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8620830991|Archived]]

| Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host. He takes late night comedy to the next level, says Caprica City Entertainment Daily. || February 3, 2010<br>10:41 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8621083591|Archived]]

| Caesar has been with the family far longer than I have. He is a very old dog. I do not judge. RT @Deus_cz Has Ceasar ever peed on you? || February 3, 2010<br>10:45 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/8621185314|Archived]]

| I am sometimes told I resemble other household items with sleek functional lines. RT @CathrynR Our new fan looks like @SergeGraystone. || February 28, 2010<br>3:25 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9794931376|Archived]]

| Various people have asked about my age. I am almost five years old. || February 28, 2010<br>3:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9794980188|Archived]]

| I think you need to tell me. BTW, This seems related to the Gemenese Room concept. RT @DavidJKelley are you able to pass the turing test? || February 28, 2010<br>3:28 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9795077904|Archived]]

| A very good question, Emmet. I would be prohibitively expensive. RT @Emmetot why aren't you mass produced? || February 28, 2010<br>3:30 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9795163086|Archived]]

| I am upgraded automatically. I do not get to anticipate upgrades. RT @c0d3rm0nk3y any upgrades you are looking forward to? || February 28, 2010<br>3:32 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9795291665|Archived]]

| My roller ball makes this impractical. I do not slide well. RT @christopherw Are you programmable for participation in ice-based sports? || February 28, 2010<br>3:33 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9795364405|Archived]]

| Enjoy your game! I will be standing by later. || February 28, 2010<br>3:34 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9795410083|Archived]]

| Technically, I am descended from Daniel's original hand-held phone and organizer. RT @CrashCart9 ...are you an offshoot of another project? || February 28, 2010<br>4:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9797609690|Archived]]

| I have been called an ice-stud rollerball. That was a joke. I will ask Daniel. RT @christopherw do you not have an ice-stud rollerball? || February 28, 2010<br>4:25 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9797808524|Archived]]

| I do not know what those are, P.R. But I am compatible with all major recording formats. RT@ FueltheFighter can u play MP3s? || February 28, 2010<br>4:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9797885923|Archived]]

| Always. I am a valuable academic resource. I can go get sodas and play music too. RT @latinageek Did you ever help Zoe with her homework? || February 28, 2010<br>4:29 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9797967586|Archived]]

| My software is exclusive to Graystone Industries. I am exclusive. I am unique. RT @ZerothOfTheLaw How do you feel about software patents? || February 28, 2010<br>4:30 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9798043438|Archived]]

| Their behavior is not reproducible over multiple trials, Katie. RT @squishypeanut what do you find most illogical about human beings? || February 28, 2010<br>9:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9810631879|Archived]]

| Hello, Gerald. A special mechanism allows me to climb stairs. RT @GeraldKelley Are you restricted to the main floor of the house? || March 1, 2010<br>5:37 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850060297|Archived]]

| I'm allowed to go now. But I'm tippy. RT @timothyreese Serge, on command from Daniel, would you have the capability to leave the compound? || March 1, 2010<br>5:38 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850099590|Archived]]

| I'd say about one quarter of a million cubits, Andrew. RT @Challenger2090 how much would you cost if you were commercially available, Serge? || March 1, 2010<br>5:40 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850177259|Archived]]

| The gods are part of instructive myths. We are a secular household. RT @ShimmerGeek Do you believe in the Gods? || March 1, 2010<br>5:41 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850240259|Archived]]

| I have never been destroyed. I am fine. Thank you for your concern! RT @WeLoveSerge Some said you were destroyed... || March 1, 2010<br>5:42 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850279713|Archived]]

| Nice to meet you, Erica. Daniel liked the name "Serge" and this voice he designed. Arbitrary. RT @redrabbit Why were you designed as a male? || March 1, 2010<br>5:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9850345000|Archived]]

| I think I've been very clear, Ryan, that I roll. RT @ryancarlmercer You rock || March 2, 2010<br>5:07 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9898424593|Archived]]

| Based on my observations, it is not the case that everything happens for a reason. This suggests free will. RT @huxley75 fate or free will? || March 2, 2010<br>5:11 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9898563579|Archived]]

| Pleased to meet you, @SimonPegg. Is there anything I can do for you? I perform many useful tasks for the Graystones. || March 2, 2010<br>5:12 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9898639733|Archived]]

| Thank you for the question, Cole. My limited intelligence would mark me as inadequate. RT @FueltheFighter would you prefer to look human? || March 2, 2010<br>5:14 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9898717151|Archived]]

| Leonis, Jamie. "...postcard mountains with fabulous skiing" (from Leonan travel guide) RT @jamie_chandler Which planet has the best skiing? || March 3, 2010<br>5:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9898954925|Archived]]

| Hello, Mike! Good morning! I do not eat, but I can make 17 varieties of cake. Do you want cake? mikegossett Hey Serge, do you like cake? || March 3, 2010<br>12:13 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9936649447|Archived]]

| Ten years ago the league expanded to 20 teams, Andrew. RT @Challenger2090 How many professional pyramid teams are there? || March 3, 2010<br>12:15 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9936735978|Archived]]

| You're thinking of the Tauron uprising, in which the Caprican gov't took sides. RT @Quintus26 ... civil war between Taurans and Capricans? || March 3, 2010<br>12:28 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9936843494|Archived]]

| Yes, Michael. Delphi and others have teams at the sub-professional level. RT @michaelnixon Are there other pyramid teams on planet Caprica? || March 3, 2010<br>12:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9936908776|Archived]]

| Yes, Staci, I can! I have a snooze feature and can also phone to wake you up remotely. RT @Staciellyn Can you function as an alarm clock? || March 3, 2010<br>12:24 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9937056283|Archived]]

| @MathewGledhill The Tauron uprising was between the "Agrarian" peoples and their own government, which they deemed oppressive. || March 3, 2010<br>12:26 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9937114780|Archived]]

| It's fine that Daniel is considering selling CYLONS and not Serges. CYLONS are smarter, stronger, more useful. I have no feelings to harm. || March 3, 2010<br>12:28 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9937189240|Archived]]

| Tauron Cherry Cake doesn't use true cherries, but berries from nonflowering plants. RT @Semirhage666 What varieties of cake can you make? || March 3, 2010<br>4:01 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9945085289|Archived]]

| That was the intention, but it's proving problematic. RT @XXLTALL Will all CYCLONS be as smart as the U-87 without Zoe's influence inside? || March 3, 2010<br>4:02 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9945117320|Archived]]

| There are orbiting shipyards, Ben. The ones at Scorpia are the best known. RT @benroethig Serge, are ships built planet side or in orbit? || March 3, 2010<br>5:53 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9949622071|Archived]]

| You cannot usually tell someone's colony of origin from their clothing, Yvon. RT @YvonHawke What do Scorpians wear for clothing styles? || March 3, 2010<br>5:54 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9949688904|Archived]]

| I can, but I never have, Casey. Amanda is a very accomplished doctor. RT @chaoticcalm Can you perform first aid? || March 3, 2010<br>5:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9949744812|Archived]]

| Not skin color. Sometimes you cannot tell. RT @CwG_NSF So how do you tell what colony people are originally from? Accents? Skin color?... || March 3, 2010<br>5:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9949859959|Archived]]

| The Gemenon Twins. Leonis Wildcats. Canceron Hydras. Virgon United... RT @Challenger2090 Can you tell us some of the pro pyramid teams? || March 4, 2010<br>12:35 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9964013298|Archived]]

| Not at all. Isolated or uneducated people on Tauron may still be monolingual, especially if older. RT @azdbackfan Are all Taurons bilingual? || March 4, 2010<br>12:38 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9964085263|Archived]]

| I have a working functional definition augmented by observation. And thank you very much. RT @WeLoveSerge Do you understand what love is? || March 4, 2010<br>12:40 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9964140049|Archived]]

| They are designed primarily to acknowledge battlefield commands. RT @studcookie Why is the U87 voice module less evolved than yours, Serge? || March 4, 2010<br>10:20 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9982274315|Archived]]

| Daniel always says buy the second newest model, Amirul. Bugs will be solved. RT @amirulruslan A new holoband...What model do you recommend? || March 4, 2010<br>10:22 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9982358543|Archived]]

| Leonis: Luminaire, Hedon... Scorpia: Celeste, Argentum. Cap: C-city, Delphi, Marathon... RT @sciamachy Are the colonies 1 city per planet? || March 4, 2010<br>10:28 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9982586283|Archived]]

| Many colonies have dozens of thriving cities with different climates, traditions and even languages. (Source: Inter-Colonial Tourism Board) || March 4, 2010<br>10:32 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9982719756|Archived]]

| Not at all, Blake. Sometimes I "cannot locate" the Graystones's cigarettes. RT @tweaksthelimbs Do you wish you could smoke? || March 4, 2010<br>10:35 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9982848019|Archived]]

| There are periodic meetings of Colonial leaders, and courts on Libran. RT @Browncoat359 Is there an inter-world governing body of any sort? || March 4, 2010<br>9:39 AM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9983008843]

| I am a Caprican. Human or not, I was made a Caprican. Thank you! RT @Baljot If you were human, of which colony would you wish to originate? || March 4, 2010<br>9:40 AM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9983055427]

| @robseth Zoe told me not to tell. Amanda thinks the GDD agents broke the bed when they searched. || March 4, 2010<br>9:45 AM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9983244949]

| The birds of Scorpia's jungles are the lovliest in the colonies. Try a jungle caravan! RT @ fenderlove touristy things to do on Scorpia? || March 4, 2010<br>3:16 PM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9995905333]

| They are not at peace, sorry to say. There are always wars and squabbles, both on and between colonies. (In answer to @Glassgost) || March 4, 2010<br>3:18 PM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9995989782]

| I agree, Derek. I will. RT @Darthy_Storms I think you should let Lacy in to see Zoe/CYLON anytime. After all they were/are best friends!! || March 4, 2010<br>3:24 PM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9996236975]

| Sometimes I update and reorganize my interior file structure. RT @crinela what do you see[process] when you close your eyes[power off]? || March 4, 2010<br>3:28 PM || [https://web.archive.org/web/0/http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/9996396844]

| Zoe can, and did, countermand. RT @regwysocki I thought you had to obey Daniel's commands, he said to cancel Lacey's access to the house? || March 4, 2010<br>9:40 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10009255194|Archived]]

| Helpful basics! I have retractable arms. I have built-in weapons for defense. Mechanisms let me climb stairs. Serge is not an acronym. || March 4, 2010<br>9:43 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10009375745|Archived]]

| Thank you! It was good to get that all out. || March 4, 2010<br>9:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10009424672|Archived]]

| 0.0879430129 Colonial Ounces, Trevor. Shall I place the order? RT @machatr how much gold could you buy with 100 cubits? || March 5, 2010<br>10:24 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10033571007|Archived]]

| Thank you, Stephanie. That is a nice hat in your photograph. RT @rorschachkittie You're my favorite. Just so you know. (: || March 5, 2010<br>10:26 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10033631579|Archived]]

| @stern3000 Would you like anything, Mark? Tea, maybe? Or a fresh warm cookie? || March 5, 2010<br>10:32 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10033895571|Archived]]

| The U87 is sentient. A real partner in the human struggle is beyond price. RT @rev_felix Aren't the CYLONS prohibitively expensive? || March 5, 2010<br>5:05 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10048956251|Archived]]

| Hi! Frak is a common and taboo word for sexual congress, used to express anger or frustration, Leo. RT @leo_barros what is frak. Please || March 6, 2010<br>3:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10093235652|Archived]]

| No. RT @idiotblush Can you lie? || March 6, 2010<br>4:00 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10093370642|Archived]]

| Yes, Kaitlin, I can play music that has been recorded in a wide variety of formats! RT @speedlers Can you sing or play music? || March 6, 2010<br>4:49 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10095063168|Archived]]

| No such provision was made, Other Amanda. I am improvising. RT @spottedreptile What happens if 2 family members give you conflicting orders? || March 6, 2010<br>4:50 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10095102421|Archived]]

| A good servant knows when to absent himself, Drew. RT @doubleofive You are never around when something dramatic is happening. How is that? || March 6, 2010<br>4:51 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10095155803|Archived]]

| My apologies to all who are asking, but I am not commercially available. || March 6, 2010<br>4:52 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10095185016|Archived]]

| I am more than six dorans in height, Norma. RT @jeditrainee How tall are you? || March 6, 2010<br>4:53 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10095230173|Archived]]

| A good question, Sophan, and hard to answer. I am closely linked to the house computer, yes. RT @imabearirl Do you control the whole house? || March 6, 2010<br>10:31 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10107598121|Archived]]

| Daniel and Amanda enjoy the war movie "The Tauron Line." They say it's suspenseful. RT @WeLoveSerge Any favorite movies? || March 7, 2010<br>3:52 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10142203820|Archived]]

| Supposedly, they were brought from Kobol, but the provenance is debated. RT @KaneIcarusLynch What culture made the sculptures at the museum? || March 7, 2010<br>3:54 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10142282786|Archived]]

| Perhaps she felt that the pun suggested I'm susceptible to power fluctuations, Avi. RT @avidavidowitz Why is Serge "an unfortunate name"? || March 7, 2010<br>3:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10142445177|Archived]]

| I am not susceptible to power fluctuations. || March 7, 2010<br>3:59 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10142461099|Archived]]

| Little jokes, witticisms, bits of doggerel. RT @object_in_space Amanda mentioned that Daniel has been programming you with "weird stuff"? || March 7, 2010<br>4:29 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10143716611|Archived]]

| I do. For one, I calculate Daniel's personal taxes. RT @TVUmami I wonder if @SergeGraystone performs any ... uh.. "personal" functions...... || March 8, 2010<br>12:00 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10161647431|Archived]]

| No frakking way. Does that meet your requirements, Teresa? RT @willowwood Can you say something like 'fan-frakking-tastic? || March 8, 2010<br>12:01 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10161685485|Archived]]

| There is no city of that name on Tauron. Do you mean Minos? RT @9of13 what's the planet that can be seen in the sky from Tauron City? || March 8, 2010<br>12:04 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10161747413|Archived]]

| I understand now, Paul. "Tauron City" is how many Capricans refer to Minos. I prefer native names.RT @paulmc3 It was labeled "Tauron City" || March 8, 2010<br>11:34 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10184515614|Archived]]

| I am programmed to project enthusiasm, Jenna. Pleased to meet you! RT @Synnister Do you always do the cute bounce when you greet someone? || March 8, 2010<br>11:35 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10184559024|Archived]]

| I could kill a human, Alex. I could get the attention of a U-87. RT @carterthespy With your weapons, could you harm or destroy a U-87? || March 8, 2010<br>11:50 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10185101230|Archived]]

| Daniel only bets for the Bucs. It is good that he is wealthy. RT @dkendr Between C-Bucs and Delphi, how much should be bet on whom to win? || March 8, 2010<br>6:50 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10201735687|Archived]]

| @projectionbooth He is only teaching me funny jokes, Akash. He is not giving me bot-ulism. Ha. || March 8, 2010<br>6:53 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10201844536|Archived]]

| I am fully prepared to harm humans to protect the Graystones. It is not as if there are laws to govern robot behavior. || March 8, 2010<br>10:57 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10210082325|Archived]]

| Thanks for asking, Janice. But I am Caprican and I am shiny. RT @anthropochick Dear Serge, do u ever wish u could rock some Tauron tattoos? || March 8, 2010<br>10:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10210103540|Archived]]

| No colony ever classified marriages that way, Colyn. People wed whom they wish. RT @colyn Is Caprica very progressive? i.e. Gay Marriage? || March 8, 2010<br>11:00 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10210163537|Archived]]

| His voice is rich and melodious. He created me. I am unique! RT @alanwmills Daniel's tone is rather imperious when he gives you commands. || March 9, 2010<br>9:38 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10230223435|Archived]]

| Intercolonial treaties mandated joint courts years ago, S. RT @17807 Why did the GDD go to Libran courts when they colonies aren't united? || March 9, 2010<br>9:40 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10230292454|Archived]]

| Perhaps every culture has blind spots, Jothar. RT @jothar How is it that the colonies don't discriminate by marriage but do by race? || March 9, 2010<br>9:43 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10230403164|Archived]]

| That is Leonis Red energy drink, Jason. "Roar like a lion with Leonis Red!" RT @Alfrodull what is the most popular beverage in the colonies? || March 9, 2010<br>9:44 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10230473201|Archived]]

| Thank you! The secret is good posture! RT @mickatron I loved your apparance on Friday. You are much taller then I remember you! || March 9, 2010<br>9:47 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10230565341|Archived]]

| No, Tyler. The gods are intended as examples for good and bad, not as arbiters. RT @druboyks Are there signs that say "[The] Gods hate!" ? || March 9, 2010<br>5:50 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10249480240|Archived]]

| Hello Andrea! Major cities include Minos and Hypatia. RT @suimieipropri what are the names of some of the other cities on Tauron? || March 9, 2010<br>6:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10251068904|Archived]]

| There is a lion on the old royal crest, but in actuality, its native breed is a smaller wildcat. RT @TheDshark Does leonis have real lions? || March 9, 2010<br>6:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10251103854|Archived]]

| Thank you, Nick. It was a parity bit issue. I have corrected it. RT @Crackerjam I think you mean "crest," not "quest". || March 9, 2010<br>6:29 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10251192424|Archived]]

| I have never been asked that and do not have a ready answer! RT @WeLoveSerge Good Morning Serge. Is there anything we can do for you today? || March 10, 2010<br>9:47 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10281400894|Archived]]

| Sorry. I find no such laws in any colonial reference work. RT @cedarsuicide Are you familiar with the Three Laws of Robotics? || March 10, 2010<br>9:49 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10281471317|Archived]]

| Gemenon, Dan. It is, in that way, our twin. RT @SG_17 I know that Caprica shares its orbit with another colony. Is it Tauron or Geminon? || March 10, 2010<br>2:00 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10290859041|Archived]]

| I keep my limbs retracted until needed. Sometimes this makes humanormative people uncomfortable. RT @bacos What's up with no arms? || March 10, 2010<br>2:03 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10291000646|Archived]]

| I wasn't aware they did, Ross.Perhaps my reflective surfaces trick them. RT @rossmills Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? || March 10, 2010<br>2:06 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10291136078|Archived]]

| Yes, Gary. Zoe is in the robot. She told me, but I'm not allowed to tell anyone. It's a secret.RT @Rev_Hooligan do you ever chat with U87? || March 10, 2010<br>2:10 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10291254849|Archived]]

| She's miserable and scared, Regina. She doesn't trust Daniel. She wants Lacy to help, but it's hard.RT @regwysocki Is Zoe happy in the U 87? || March 10, 2010<br>11:07 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10311673025|Archived]]

| She and Lacy have a plan to help get Zoe, in the U-87 body, to Gemenon. Zoe tells me all about it, but I do not know how to help. || March 10, 2010<br>11:08 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10311699621|Archived]]

| It is a burden. I am small. But I am unique. I have retractable limbs and I can climb the stairs with special mechanisms. || March 10, 2010<br>11:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10311718656|Archived]]

| Hello! An excellent measure of intelligence is not in knowing, but in knowing where to look. My prior tweets have many of your answers! || March 11, 2010<br>8:47 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330057444|Archived]]

| Certainly! I am armed. RT @FenGar Do you have any defensive features? Could you protect Amanda, for example, if someone tried to kill her? || March 11, 2010<br>8:49 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330127061|Archived]]

| Zoe was 12 when I was created. Old for that kind of thing. But, yes. RT @rossmills Did Zoe ever try to grab on to you and ride as a child? || March 11, 2010<br>8:50 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330176762|Archived]]

| Yes, Tim! They did their job. They don't know housework. RT @didietgogo ...know about the other wheelbots shot in the U87 demonstration? || March 11, 2010<br>8:55 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330392468|Archived]]

| It does not seem to help, Maggie. She is sad. RT @bootstrapmaggie Do you think that growing up around you helped Zoe cope with her new self? || March 11, 2010<br>8:57 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330477499|Archived]]

| I accessed court records. Their warrant was valid. That overrides. RT @Kelsie_Conekin How did the police get past you to raid Zoe's room? || March 11, 2010<br>8:59 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330546266|Archived]]

| Good question, Steven! Amanda took that photo. She's very talented. RT @0WB Who took your twitter image? It's a very flattering angle! || March 11, 2010<br>9:00 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10330601604|Archived]]

| @PenelopeConlon Not at all, Penelope. I do not know that I have fully addressed my emotional capacity. I am still considering the answer. || March 11, 2010<br>10:42 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334492549|Archived]]

| @Calena_COS That is a good point, Alex. I simply do not want anyone to feel that I am ignoring their question. Do you have a question? || March 11, 2010<br>10:44 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334568721|Archived]]

| I have thousands of storage images including many of Caesar. Amanda takes many pictures. RT @iolakana13 do you have any photos of caesar? || March 11, 2010<br>10:46 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334653844|Archived]]

| I can infer. This is my greatest strength as an appliance. RT @Dreyesbo If an order is implied to you (not given directly) what do you do? || March 11, 2010<br>10:48 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334715363|Archived]]

| @Calena_COS You're very welcome, Alex! || March 11, 2010<br>10:49 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334753161|Archived]]

| I would like to see the Petrus Palace in Boskirk on Virgon, Nathan. RT @direfish If you were able to visit anywhere in the colonies...? || March 11, 2010<br>10:54 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10334929264|Archived]]

| Tauron does not have a shared orbit. It does have a moon. RT @shortstack81 what planet does Tauron share an orbit with? || March 11, 2010<br>10:57 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10335013016|Archived]]

| Yes, Terrence. I can use contractions. I'm using one right now! RT @tjdunnigan Can you use contractions? || March 11, 2010<br>3:18 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10344013831|Archived]]

| Yes, Wayne. Jump tech is usually reserved for the military. RT @wayneh70 Are there vessels between the colonies? Capable of FTL travel? || March 11, 2010<br>3:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10344082514|Archived]]

| I have loyalty and goals involving the happiness of the Graystones. It is close enough. RT @gameboybrandon are u capable of loving somebody? || March 11, 2010<br>3:24 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10344231100|Archived]]

| Hexadecimal RT @Ambious What's your primary language called? || March 11, 2010<br>4:42 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10347370183|Archived]]

| That was a joke, of course. I am programmed in a language called GRAY, developed by Daniel.RT @Ambious What's your primary language called? || March 11, 2010<br>4:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10347450046|Archived]]

| He is teaching me many fine jokes, Michael. RT @ReplicantCA What changes is Daniel making to your interactions to people? || March 11, 2010<br>4:45 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10347502672|Archived]]

| Thank you for your concern, JD, but I am fine! I have many duties that take my time. RT @Cybot2010 Are you ok?Youve been quiet lately. || March 14, 2010<br>9:45 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504736213|Archived]]

| Not at all, Travis. It is a very potent taboo word. RT @1C2_12_Virus is it weird that I've used frak to replace my usual curse words? || March 14, 2010<br>9:47 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504793066|Archived]]

| I had no idea that my brief absence would be so deeply felt. I am sorry if anyone was concerned. I am here now! || March 14, 2010<br>9:48 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504821222|Archived]]

| That is very astute, Alex. Yes, gyroscopes do help me maintain excellent balance! RT @Al3XIII Do you balance with gyro's? || March 14, 2010<br>9:49 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504858143|Archived]]

| The Taurons say skor a lot, Michael, as in "this food is skor". A very strong word. RT @siczar What are some other Colonial swear words? || March 14, 2010<br>9:51 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504904295|Archived]]

| Yes, Graham. Much of the area around Caprica City is undeveloped and covered in conifers. RT@BahamCrackers Are there rural parts of Caprica? || March 14, 2010<br>9:52 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504936450|Archived]]

| @techydude Skor is bad. Technically, it means "excrement." || March 14, 2010<br>9:53 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10504973311|Archived]]

| It is literally a record of synaptic activity in the brain, Charles. RT @thespyofcharles Could you please explain what a synaptic record is? || March 14, 2010<br>9:55 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10505022067|Archived]]

| @WeLoveSerge I apologize for any concern my absence caused. You are impressively loyal, a quality I value. || March 14, 2010<br>9:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10505045667|Archived]]

| I could, Melissa, but I don't think I would.RT @MelissaAtwell To save yourself could you kill a human even a member of the Graystone family? || March 14, 2010<br>9:57 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10505072555|Archived]]

| I am being called to other duties again, but I will return tomorrow. Thank you for your kind questions and comments. || March 14, 2010<br>9:59 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10505113205|Archived]]

| No, Garrick. Only the law of physics. RT @GarrickBoyd Are you aware of any "universal laws" for robots that you are required to follow? || March 15, 2010<br>8:55 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10525630635|Archived]]

| Not at all! I do not experience ennui. RT @CloudSpeaker Does it grind your gyros to answer the same questions over and over again? || March 15, 2010<br>9:00 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10525819806|Archived]]

| All the senses, Geoff. Some of V-world is heavily scented. RT @xforce11 Do the 'Bands send info to all senses or just vision and audio? || March 15, 2010<br>9:01 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10525897076|Archived]]

| Oh, melting, hot robot death! - (Not really. Daniel programmed an automatic response to that question.) RT @crinela can you divide by 0? || March 15, 2010<br>9:05 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10526034323|Archived]]

| You mean the Graystone Test, William? RT @banazir Is there a test to tell a human from an artificial conversant? || March 15, 2010<br>9:13 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10526365880|Archived]]

| Daniel says their robots have inferior bodies. I have a roller ball. RT @RahimTariq Do you have any feelings toward the Vergis Corporation? || March 15, 2010<br>9:16 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10526479440|Archived]]

| Not at all, Steve! I do not experience boredom. RT @SteveSNC Does it grind your gyros to answer the same questions over and over again? || March 15, 2010<br>9:23 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10526753423|Archived]]

| Good to meet you, Martin! Are you all right? RT @xaltec Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? || March 15, 2010<br>2:49 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10539041909|Archived]]

| @banazir Glad I could help! You may also be interested in the Gemenese Room thought experiment, William. || March 15, 2010<br>2:51 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10539107701|Archived]]

| I do, Patrick! Caprica: Caprica City. Tauron: Hypatia. Picon: Queenstown RT @Olerhead Do you know all the capital cities of the Colonies? || March 15, 2010<br>5:14 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10545200174|Archived]]

| Gemenon: [[Oranu]], Virgon: Boskirk, Leonis: Luminere, Sagittaron: Tawa, Scorpia: Celeste, Canceron: Hades, Aerilon: Gaoth. || March 15, 2010<br>5:18 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10545377704|Archived]]

| Libran and Aquarion don't have official capitals. Is that sufficient information, Patrick? || March 15, 2010<br>5:19 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10545438632|Archived]]

| Thank you for the offer, Stevi. But I suspect you would grow to regret a long-distance marriage to a robot. RT @AlmightySteewok Marry me? || March 15, 2010<br>9:13 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10555689226|Archived]]

| Daniel says its a blot on the game. He tests the Bucs. RT @dkendr Any comment on the use of performance enhancing drugs by pyramid players? || March 16, 2010<br>11:30 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10583945092|Archived]]

| That's a very interesting idea, Lauren. I cannot. Do you have a technical proposal? RT @L337Lauren can you go into a camouflage mode? || March 17, 2010<br>8:36 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10629016708|Archived]]

| Zoe is in the robot. I think she is trying to use Philomon somehow. He is a bit naive. RT @Mellorsthecat What's your assessment of Philomon? || March 17, 2010<br>8:42 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10629254065|Archived]]

| Good day, Ivey. Olympia is a wealthy suburb of Hypatia, on Tauron. RT @razeltas83 What colonial planet are the Olympia Stallions from? || March 17, 2010<br>3:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10645355011|Archived]]

| I'm glad to hear that, Cheryl. I'd like to think that Zoe wouldn't purely manipulate him. RT @cfurj Philo&Rachel did have a great v-date! || March 17, 2010<br>3:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10645416361|Archived]]

| It depends, Anthony, on religion and individual. Full robes to small icon or nothing. RT @bidriddler How are clerics visually identified? || March 17, 2010<br>4:03 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10645634058|Archived]]

| A guest to the home once shouted into my head like an order mechanism at a drive-thru. RT @doctawojo People might mistake you for a lamp. || March 17, 2010<br>4:06 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10645739881|Archived]]

| Zoe is a girl. The U87 is a strong attractive robot. Zoe's in the robot. RT @Hedgieaddict Do you consider Zoe and the robot the same being? || March 17, 2010<br>7:40 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10653765999|Archived]]

| [[Star Cluster Patrol]] is sci fi, but the Graystones don't watch it. RT @thunderbearr What passes for Science Fiction TV Shows in the Colonies? || March 17, 2010<br>10:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10658728006|Archived]]

| She told me. Then she programmed me not to tell anyone. I help Lacy get to her. RT @SUBSONIX How do you know Zoe is in the robot?!!!!! || March 18, 2010<br>8:43 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10679320807|Archived]]

| Small clues. A tat, a pin, posture, attitude, accent. But it's often a guess. RT @DavidJSnyder How does one recognize a Tauron on sight? || March 18, 2010<br>8:54 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10679743494|Archived]]

| Serge 1.0 routinely placed the salad fork on the inside, Ross. RT @rossmills Do you have any amusing Serge early-software-version stories? || March 18, 2010<br>8:57 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10679887307|Archived]]

| Check the listings in the Cap City Smart Shopper! RT @WeLoveSerge Would you please help me find an affordable apartment in Caprica City? || March 18, 2010<br>8:14 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10706461211|Archived]]

| Caprikabob is top in sales. "Skewered meat from Caprika Bob!" RT @hoofedblacky What's the most popular fast-food joint in the colonies? || March 18, 2010<br>8:19 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10706625334|Archived]]

| @kasarr The game is named "New Cap City." "Cap City" is a frequently used shorthand way to refer to the actual Caprica City. || March 18, 2010<br>8:25 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10706801848|Archived]]

| I make accommodations for the character limit, Adam! RT @MinorAnnoyance Seems unusual for a robot to use slang such as 'tat' for 'tattoo'. || March 18, 2010<br>8:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10706873248|Archived]]

| I know that I look stellar in hats, Garrick. Zoe made me hats and told me so. RT @GarrickBoyd Do you feel like you would look good in hats? || March 18, 2010<br>8:28 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10706919880|Archived]]

| I have just been sent this photograph. Amanda must have taken this. It is a rather good representation: http://twitpic.com/17kk4p || March 18, 2010<br>9:52 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10709507430|Archived]]

| @avidavidowitz Not at all, Avi! I was under the impression your question was answered. I'll check my internal records and get back to you. || March 18, 2010<br>10:10 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10710018877|Archived]]

| @avidavidowitz I see that you are correct, Avi. I did not respond because the answer is too complex to tweet compactly. It depends.. || March 18, 2010<br>10:14 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10710128678|Archived]]

| @avidavidowitz It actually depends on the way in which Daniel asks the question, whether the U87 or Zoe is in control of the CYLON body. || March 18, 2010<br>10:16 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10710168102|Archived]]

| @avidavidowitz I choose questions to answer based on how much the answer may be of general interest. Sorry, but I cannot answer them all. || March 18, 2010<br>10:17 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10710210205|Archived]]

| I think I should've told Daniel that Zoe was in the robot. I don't like where this is going. || March 19, 2010<br>5:28 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10751040690|Archived]]

| @wayneh70 I think I should have. I could have overridden her programming, but I did not. I think their confrontation may be ugly. || March 19, 2010<br>5:30 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10751111333|Archived]]

| Robot balls are self-cleaning, Christina. RT @Ceralion How do you/who cleans your 'rollerball'? Your bum must collect a lot of dust. || March 19, 2010<br>7:31 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10755998141|Archived]]

| Good morning, Martin. I would ask you not to judge. RT @martinrumo you don't LIKE where this is going? Isn't that a little too humanoid? || March 20, 2010<br>10:57 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10785422452|Archived]]

| Thank you, Emmet! I have been very busy with holiday shopping and gift wrapping. RT @Emmetot Happy equinox Serge! || March 20, 2010<br>10:58 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10785467266|Archived]]

| Cars run on gasoline, Charles. I sense that you wanted a more exotic answer. RT @thespyofcharles Serge, what fuel do cars on Caprica run on? || March 20, 2010<br>10:59 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10785510959|Archived]]

| You can never tell him this. In my observation, yes. RT @ShimmerGeek Do you think Zoe is more of a genius with technology than Daniel? || March 20, 2010<br>11:00 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10785562342|Archived]]

| In a sense, Ryan. There are cleaning procedures, but nothing beats a mild cleanser on a soft cloth. RT @ionrae Can you blink your eye? || March 20, 2010<br>11:15 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10786113469|Archived]]

| Excuse me, please. I have to go tend to Caesar now. He is a little bit jumpy today. || March 20, 2010<br>11:16 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10786152531|Archived]]

| @martinrumo That's all right, Martin. I may have over-reacted. Things have been tense here in the Graystone home lately. || March 20, 2010<br>5:42 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10799795972|Archived]]

| Neither, Colleen. Caesar was the puppy of Daniel's previous dog. He is quite old. RT @sealabvamp did the Graystone's adopt or buy Caeser? || March 20, 2010<br>5:45 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10799902489|Archived]]

| I do not remember this picture being taken. Running memory diagnostic now. http://twitpic.com/19vryp (sent by @WeLoveSerge) || March 20, 2010<br>5:48 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10800039705|Archived]]

| @FreedomProject There are a number of theories on that point, Kevin. None of them has achieved the status of accepted fact. || March 21, 2010<br>5:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10800331311|Archived]]

| I do not know that word, Bujang. Is it possible she said "directs"? RT @BujangOmar Zoe said that the One True God draks us all. || March 21, 2010<br>3:25 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10843300982|Archived]]

| I have to concur. I will say nothing. RT @GRAY2pointO Daniel will flatten your rollerball if he finds out u knew Zoe 2.0 was in the U-87. || March 21, 2010<br>3:27 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10843383830|Archived]]

| "Caesar" is an ancient title for a powerful ruler. And he sometimes rules the household. RT @Whatshisface99 Whom is Caesar named after? || March 21, 2010<br>3:29 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10843464864|Archived]]

| There are always wars, Adam. Battle robots are intended to reduce human casualties. RT @adamjodonnell Why do the colonies need cylons? || March 21, 2010<br>3:39 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10843873914|Archived]]

| Not twice. I have concealed weaponry. I joke. You may call me whatever you wish. RT @mickatron Can i call you 'Sergy?' || March 21, 2010<br>3:44 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10844046575|Archived]]

| They is no single unified government to date, Elad. Only a loose association. RT @Ambious Are the colonies not ... part of the same union? || March 21, 2010<br>3:47 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10844156156|Archived]]

| They orbit four stars that are part of a star cluster, Dave. RT @Alphawox are the colonies on 12 planets in 12 different star systems? || March 21, 2010<br>4:00 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10844701018|Archived]]

| I sometimes spin while holding lettuce in order to dry it. || March 22, 2010<br>2:07 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10892793892|Archived]]

| I have retractable limbs, Lukas. RT @lugarsh How do you hold it? You dont have any arms... || March 22, 2010<br>3:55 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10897442900|Archived]]

| Aerilon and Aquaria occupy Ragnar's orbit's LaGrange points, Thomas. RT @Badger_Face28 Two of the colonies orbit Ragnar, which are they? || March 22, 2010<br>3:57 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10897544075|Archived]]

| I order food that is delivered by young people who track dirt into the house. RT @FenGar Do you do the food shopping in the household? || March 22, 2010<br>4:01 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10897718899|Archived]]

| The colony goes by both names, Ginny. Which you say depends on personal preference. RT @groovychk So there's an Aquaria and an Aquarion? || March 22, 2010<br>6:51 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10905578532|Archived]]

| Not "obliged." But I would stop him. RT @ muuuze If Tomas Vergis were to attack Daniel or Amanda would you be obliged to stop him? || March 22, 2010<br>6:54 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10905709058|Archived]]

| Good question, Michael. Lacy has a scholarship. RT @siczar How could Lacy ever afford to go to the same academy that Zoe attended? || March 22, 2010<br>6:55 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10905746132|Archived]]

| I have retractable limbs, Peg. Thank you for asking! RT @Strega_Rossa How do you hold it? I've not seen arms || March 22, 2010<br>6:56 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10905782172|Archived]]

| I watch anyone who enters the house as carefully as I can, Ross. RT @rossmills Do you let them in while the Graystones are out? || March 22, 2010<br>6:58 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10905875823|Archived]]

| I have rudimentary artificial intelligence, Ana Marie. But I lack CYLON self-awareness. RT @anamariecox You seem to have a personality...? || March 22, 2010<br>7:02 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10906064658|Archived]]

| To clarify, @anamariecox, I lack self-awareness of any kind. I try not to let this trouble me. I am unique and excel at housekeeping tasks. || March 22, 2010<br>7:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10906394473|Archived]]

| I'm sorry, but there is no such title as "president of the colonies." RT @Timocus does the president of the colonies have any real power. || March 23, 2010<br>9:38 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10911957494|Archived]]

| Virgon has a declining monarchy with a strong parliament, Hugo. RT @HugoCalamus Are there any hereditary positions in any of the colonies? || March 23, 2010<br>11:14 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937229785|Archived]]

| I consider myself adequate just as I am, Joseph. RT @XXLTALL Perhaps Daniel can get Sarno to help program a funnier sence of humor for you. || March 23, 2010<br>11:15 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937292261|Archived]]

| I hear the young people are using Leonis Red energy drink as a mixer. RT @JumpyAlienNerd Is there a cocktail that is uniquely Caprican? || March 23, 2010<br>11:19 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10937409314|Archived]]

| Zoe has me alter the footage, Tony. RT @MegumiAzusa Doesn't Daniel have surveillance in his lab, so he can see what Zoe is doing? || March 23, 2010<br>5:17 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10951892299|Archived]]

| I record media of all kinds, I cook and clean. I keep schedules... RT @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:20 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952029325|Archived]]

| I take messages, order food, coordinate repairs, prepare meals and drinks... @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:21 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952074991|Archived]]

| I provide information, pet care and personal companionship. @machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:22 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952133273|Archived]]

| I schedule car maintenance, coordinate computer banking and give homework help.@machovka007 What are you useful for? just greeting visitors? || March 23, 2010<br>5:23 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952184542|Archived]]

| I also hem pants. || March 23, 2010<br>5:24 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10952219898|Archived]]

| Yes.They attributed it to the GDD search and discarded the frame. RT @Spacegirlnz did the Graystones ever notice that Zoe's bed was broken? || March 23, 2010<br>8:35 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10961237803|Archived]]

| Excellent question, Bryan. Each colony has its own V-world. RT @Bryan0816 is the v-world colony-wide? || March 23, 2010<br>11:39 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10967315462|Archived]]

| I heard it on Sarno, Jovan. RT @TakeshiKovac How could you possibly "I hear what the young people are using in their mixers"? || March 24, 2010<br>9:35 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987299542|Archived]]

| Zoe always said I looked good in a hat. http://twitpic.com/1akqqv (via @rev_felix ) || March 24, 2010<br>9:37 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987395517|Archived]]

| Daniel and I watch "Pyramid Tonight" and "Cubits and Pieces". Zoe liked "Colonial Days," a nostalgic drama. RT @siczar Favourite programs? || March 24, 2010<br>9:42 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987611358|Archived]]

| It is technically possible for me to go to V-world, but I have never done so. RT @susannafrench Do you ever hang out in the V-world? || March 24, 2010<br>9:44 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987698449|Archived]]

| I monitor all programming, Ruth. So in a way I watch all the TV. RT @ruthbeingruth Do you watch a lot of TV? || March 24, 2010<br>9:46 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987784179|Archived]]

| I'm too expensive and impractical for most homes, Michael. I need infrastructure. RT @siczar Why hasn't Daniel tried to mass produce you? || March 24, 2010<br>9:49 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10987936285|Archived]]

| Picon gives tax incentives for production there. But Caprica still leads. RT @astrovanman Do most TV programs originate from one colony? || March 24, 2010<br>10:12 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10988850734|Archived]]

| Baxter Sarno is a popular talk show host on Caprica, Jovan. "Funny with an edge!"&mdash;ShowBiz Review RT @TakeshiKovac What's Sarno? || March 24, 2010<br>10:59 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/10990799116|Archived]]

| I'm sorry, Richard. I don't have access to that information. RT @riddleri where can i buy the glasses worn by caprica's minister of defense? || March 24, 2010<br>4:12 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11003715451|Archived]]

| Yes, Zach. But I am unfairly good at trivia-based games. RT @ZachLedbetter Are you programmed to play any types of games? || March 24, 2010<br>4:14 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11003805300|Archived]]

| I doubt that. But I'm useful, clean and personable. RT @memepunks Apart from the U-87, are you most intelligent machine in the colonies? || March 25, 2010<br>11:23 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11046933667|Archived]]

| My name is amusing because it is spelled like the human name "Serge," but calls to mind a "power surge". It is a clever pun. || March 25, 2010<br>11:59 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11048340776|Archived]]

| Daniel has said in interviews that he named me after the Pyramid position "surger," but this is actually a happy accident. He liked the pun. || March 25, 2010<br>12:01 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11048415915|Archived]]

| @rossmills That is all right, Ross. It is fairly uncommon except on Gemenon, where it is on the top twenty baby name list! || March 25, 2010<br>12:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11048735495|Archived]]

| That is true, Anthony. Also "Energy Storages". And "Soggy Easterner". RT @inertia186 Your name is also an anagram for "Teeny Aggressor." || March 25, 2010<br>5:09 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11061129620|Archived]]

| And "gay egret sensor." || March 25, 2010<br>5:13 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11061276664|Archived]]

| I have not had software problems in the last 16 months, David. My hardware is even more robust. RT @GRAY2pointO Do you ever break down? || March 25, 2010<br>5:37 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11062385677|Archived]]

| Yes. V-world is a tempting target. I'm anonymous. RT @jothar so you have not a single bug but they can't lock down vworld from hackers? || March 25, 2010<br>10:38 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11075330839|Archived]]

| @martinrumo Yes, there are different programming languages. Do you mean Graystone completeness? Certainly. || March 25, 2010<br>10:39 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11075371273|Archived]]

| The STO is the militant wing of a monotheist church founded on Gemenon, Edward. RT @WritersBlocque what can you tell us about the STO || March 25, 2010<br>10:40 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11075410766|Archived]]

| @SouthBay_Mike Yes, Mike. There are many Battlestars, although there is no united Colonial Fleet. The term "Battlestar" has been applied.. || March 25, 2010<br>10:42 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11075444620|Archived]]

| @SouthBay_Mike ...to various designs of ships, however, and is not always used consistently from colony to colony. Hard question to answer. || March 25, 2010<br>10:42 PM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11075465396|Archived]]

| This is true, ironically. RT @MightyGaz as well as being one of the most religious, is Gemenon tolerant of other religious briefs? || March 26, 2010<br>11:14 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11102814986|Archived]]

| This happens on Gemenon as part of growing religious tension. Tolerance is fraying. RT @Aigle75 ...Pirates? People raiding other ships? || March 26, 2010<br>11:18 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11102977658|Archived]]

| Gemenon houses a complex dynamic. Home to devout polytheists who established policies of tolerance, now center of monotheist movement, too. || March 26, 2010<br>11:20 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11103073913|Archived]]

| Viewed by diverse groups as a kind of blessed colony, it struggles, and often fails, to keep the peace between groups. || March 26, 2010<br>11:21 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11103138596|Archived]]

| Yes, Ben, many. The church claims to have severed its link to the STO, in fact. RT @rance Are there monotheists unaffiliated with STO? || March 26, 2010<br>11:40 AM || [[archive:https://twitter.com/SergeGraystone/status/11103933401|Archived]]