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: ''For a serious (albeit boring) treatment of this topic, see [[New Caprican leaf]].''<br /><br /> | : ''For a serious (albeit boring) treatment of this topic, see [[New Caprican leaf]].''<br /><br /> | ||
'''New Caprican loco weed''', also known as Fleet Wheat<ref>This information was taken from a thread on the SciFi.com forums; this thread no longer exists. The Google cache version no longer exists, either. But we swear it was there, honest!</ref>, is a colloquial term for a mildly psychotropic plant<ref>Considering its relatively quick application into familiar weed cigarettes and cigars by Roslin and presumably other New Capricans, New Caprican loco weed may be related to similar plants on | '''New Caprican loco weed''', also known as Fleet Wheat<ref>This information was taken from a thread on the SciFi.com forums; this thread no longer exists. The Google cache version no longer exists, either. But we swear it was there, honest!</ref>, is a colloquial term for a mildly psychotropic plant<ref>Considering its relatively quick application into familiar weed cigarettes and cigars by Roslin and presumably other New Capricans, New Caprican loco weed may be related to similar plants on [[Kobol (RDM)|Kobol]] and on some if not all of the [[The Twelve Colonies (RDM)|Twelve Colonies]]. No information is available on whether the plant was a true weed or a parallel to the real-world [[Earth (RDM)|Earth]] substance colloquially referred to as "weed" or "[[w:marijuana|marijuana]]."</ref> discovered on [[New Caprica]]. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
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===Origins=== | ===Origins=== | ||
Exactly how the crop came to be common on New Caprica (and indeed, whether it is native to the planet) is unknown, however, several unofficial sources have suggested that the plant may have been brought to planets settled by the earliest migrants from | Exactly how the crop came to be common on New Caprica (and indeed, whether it is native to the planet) is unknown, however, several unofficial sources have suggested that the plant may have been brought to planets settled by the earliest migrants from [[Kobol (RDM)|Kobol]] as part of a [[w:Terraforming|terraforming]] process. | ||
===Roslin's realization=== | ===Roslin's realization=== | ||
One person in particular was very interested in the properties of this particular plant: ex-President and former teacher [[Laura Roslin]]. As everyone knows, teachers really know how to party ("work hard, play harder" being a common motto), and Roslin is no exception<ref>{{cite_web|url=http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-6307683077762423268&q=Battlestar+Galactica|title=Battlestar Galactica: Season Three Gag Reel|date=|accessdate=February 9, 2007|timestamp=10:52|totalrunning=13:01|format=Google Video|language=English}}</ref>. Her exploits while tripping the light fantastic on [[ | One person in particular was very interested in the properties of this particular plant: ex-President and former teacher [[Laura Roslin]]. As everyone knows, teachers really know how to party ("work hard, play harder" being a common motto), and Roslin is no exception<ref>{{cite_web|url=http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-6307683077762423268&q=Battlestar+Galactica|title=Battlestar Galactica: Season Three Gag Reel|date=|accessdate=February 9, 2007|timestamp=10:52|totalrunning=13:01|format=Google Video|language=English}}</ref>. Her exploits while tripping the light fantastic on [[Chamalla]] have been well-documented, and have helped set the human race on the path to [[Earth (RDM)|Earth]] (or to extinction, depending on what propaganda mill you shop at). | ||
Roslin immediately obtained seeds and enough raw leaf to last any three heads<ref>The term "head" refers to a "reefer" user. Stores on the real-world Earth that sell paraphernalia used in recreational drug use are known as "head shops." (And you thought you wouldn't learn anything useful by reading this article.)</ref> a lifetime and had it transported, under the cover of mid-afternoon, to her secret grow site, later referred to by Roslin as "my cabin in the woods by a stream." | Roslin immediately obtained seeds and enough raw leaf to last any three heads<ref>The term "head" refers to a "reefer" user. Stores on the real-world Earth that sell paraphernalia used in recreational drug use are known as "head shops." (And you thought you wouldn't learn anything useful by reading this article.)</ref> a lifetime and had it transported, under the cover of mid-afternoon, to her secret grow site, later referred to by Roslin as "my cabin in the woods by a stream." | ||
Her plans were foiled by the untimely arrival of the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]] and the subjugation of the remaining humans - President [[Gaius Baltar]] being too busy drinking | Her plans were foiled by the untimely arrival of the [[Cylons (RDM)|Cylons]] and the subjugation of the remaining humans - President [[Gaius Baltar]] being too busy drinking, smoking (likely [[fumarella leaf]] or maybe even loco weed), and [[frak]]king his way into a stupor to do any real governing ([[Lay Down Your Burdens, Part II]]). | ||
===The Cylon Occupation=== | ===The Cylon Occupation=== | ||
The Cylons, naturally, outlawed the weed, and basically anything else that allowed the humans to have any fun or see any relief from their dreary existence. Alcohol, however, remained legal. Several demonstrations were held, requesting the use of loco weed for medical purposes at the very least. The Cylons response was in character: brutality. It is thought that the list of prisoners to be executed contained many weed smokers and legalization activists, as well as the typical political prisoners. [[Tom Zarek]] was probably a double-threat | The Cylons, naturally, outlawed the weed, and basically anything else that allowed the humans to have any fun or see any relief from their dreary existence. Alcohol, however, remained legal. Several demonstrations were held, requesting the use of loco weed for medical purposes at the very least. The Cylons response was in character: brutality. It is thought that the list of prisoners to be executed contained many weed smokers and legalization activists, as well as the typical political prisoners. [[Tom Zarek]] was probably a double-threat ([[Precipice]]). | ||
===Return to the Fleet=== | ===Return to the Fleet=== | ||
It is unknown whether seeds or plant stock of New Caprican loco weed were brought from the planet when the humans returned to the [[The Fleet (RDM)|Fleet]]. It's likely, given her history, that Roslin has them growing as house plants on ''[[Colonial One]]''. With the recent [[Crossroads, Part I|return of her cancer]], Roslin is apt to claim the use of her stash is for "medical reasons". | It is unknown whether seeds or plant stock of New Caprican loco weed were brought from the planet when the humans returned to the [[The Fleet (RDM)|Fleet]]. It's likely, given her history, that Roslin has them growing as house plants on ''[[Colonial One]]''. With the recent [[Crossroads, Part I|return of her cancer]], Roslin is apt to claim the use of her stash is for "medical reasons". | ||
====Food shortage==== | ====Food shortage==== | ||
A critical food shortage | A critical food shortage ([[The Passage]]) may have been caused by overeating due to what has been termed "the munchies", a side effect of the drug. The Fleet attributed this storage to faulty food processors, but that is believed to be a coverup by loco weed smokers placed high up in the fleet leadership. It is not known whether loco weed use contributed to [[Lee Adama|Fat Apollo]]'s weight issues, but it is considered likely. | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
New Caprica loco weed is an annual plant, easily distinguishable by its hand-shaped .... wait, the plant itself | New Caprica loco weed is an annual plant, easily distinguishable by its hand-shaped .... wait, we never really saw the plant itself. For all we know it could be a perennial. We do know that, according to [[Admiral Adama]], "it's good" ([[Unfinished Business]]). | ||
==Also known as== | ==Also known as== | ||
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* [[fumarella leaf]] | * [[fumarella leaf]] | ||
* [[Chamalla]] | * [[Chamalla]] | ||
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