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| | Flashlights are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies (RDM)|Colonial]] and [[Earth]] society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and torch as a means of portable light. On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] infamously used a flashlight to beat [[Leoben Conoy]] to death after it was discovered that he was a [[Humano-Cylon]] agent. |
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| [[File:Conoy enlightened.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Indirect use of lighting while speaking, as shown by [[william Adama|Commander Adama]]]]
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| '''Flashlights''' are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies of Kobol|Colonial]] and [[Earth (RDM)|Earth]] society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and the torch as a means of portable light.
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| Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation.
| | Flashlight at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashlight Wikipedia] |
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| On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] became more than annoyed at [[Leoben Conoy]]'s annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body.
| | Flashlight at [http://tviv.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica_%282003%29/Flashlight The TV IV] |
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| [[File:Conoy enlightened2.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Leoben Conoy]]: "There...Are...''[[Memoryalpha:Madred|Four]]''...Lights!"]]
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| Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment in light of Adama's persuasive responses.
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| Due to [[Ragnar]]'s EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight therapy, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to [[Humanoid Cylon|one of his other copies]]. However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died {{TRS|Miniseries, Night 2}}.
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| Since this day, Adama has yet to settle an argument by insightfully going up-side an opponent's head with his flashlight, despite having [[Galactica vs. Pegasus|plenty]] [[Helena Cain#Court-martial, standoff|of]] [[Royan Jahee|opportunities]] [[Sesha Abinell|to]] [[Cavil|do]] [[Gaius Baltar#Gaius as President|so]].
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| A recent [[Razor Flashbacks|look into Adama's past]] has revealed that his run-in with Conoy was not the first time he has settled a dispute with a Cylon through use of blunt force. Bereft of a flashlight at the time, young William Adama made do with a [[Razor Flashbacks#Episode 4: Free Fall|steel pipe]] to bring an argument with a [[Cylon Centurion Model 0005|Model 0005 Centurion]] to a conclusion. This Cylon was not as talkative as its descendant, but it got Adama's point nonetheless {{TRS|Razor Flashbacks}}.
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| == Notes ==
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| * Could also be referred to as a "Bashlight".
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| *[[uncyclopedia:Flashlight Tag|Flashlight Tag]], a daring ages-old sport
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| *{{archivelink|title=Flashlight at The TV IV|url=http://tviv.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica_(2003)/Flashlight|live=No|date=20081011202746}}
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