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[[ | [[Image:Conoy enlightened.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Indirect use of lighting while speaking, as shown by [[william Adama|Commander Adama]]]] | ||
'''Flashlights''' are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies | '''Flashlights''' are normally used in [[The Twelve Colonies (RDM)|Colonial]] and [[Earth (RDM)|Earth]] society as a means of lighting dark places. It was developed to replace the candle and the torch as a means of portable light. | ||
Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation. | Flashlights can also be used as a way to respond to boring conversation. | ||
On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] became more than annoyed at [[Leoben Conoy]] | On [[Ragnar Anchorage]], Commander [[William Adama]] became more than annoyed at [[Leoben Conoy|Leoben Conoy's]] annoyingly hostile anti-human philosophies. Adama became more enraged when Conoy attempted to apply his philosophies directly at Adama by swinging a large steel pipe towards Adama's body. | ||
[[ | [[Image:Conoy enlightened2.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Conoy]]: "There...Are...''Four''...Lights!"]] | ||
Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment in light of Adama's persuasive responses. | Disagreeing with Conoy's insightful banter and attempted bludgeoning, Adama illuminated the interior of Conoy's skull with repeated and violent applications of his heavy Colonial-issue lantern flashlight. It is presumed that this particular Conoy model did not have further comment in light of Adama's persuasive responses. | ||
Due to [[Ragnar]]'s EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight | Due to [[Ragnar]]'s EM radiation and the severity of Adama's flashlight application, it is uncertain whether Conoy was able to transmit Adama's dissenting view on humanity back to [[Humanoid Cylon|one of his other copies]]. However, we can assume that he did indeed see a bright white light when he died. | ||
Several fans have waited patiently for the day to come when Adama will once again settle an argument by insightfully going up-side an opponent's head with his flashlight. Lords know he has had [[Galactica vs. Pegasus|plenty]] [[Helena_Cain#Court-martial, standoff|of]] [[Royan Jahee|opportunities]] [[Sesha Abinell|to]] [[Cavil|do]] [[Gaius Baltar#Gaius as President|so]]. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* | *Flashlight Tag, a daring ages-old sport at [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flashlight_Tag Uncyclopedia] | ||
* | *Flashlight at [http://tviv.org/wiki/Battlestar_Galactica_%282003%29/Flashlight The TV IV] | ||
*Using weapons to end a boring conversation, by [http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/Sounds/ANH036.wav Han Solo (Audio WAV)] | |||
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