5'0". Has a boyfriend (Ron) and a dog (Sammy). Despite a 21 year age gap and a distance of 7000 miles, they fell in love and now live happily together in sin. A card-carrying member of Mensa, she did not learn how to tell the difference between cabbage and lettuce until age 18 ("Lettuce is the one that goes in a BLT? Oooh!").
- Strengths:
- Loves family, a few close friends, and Jeopardy!
- Tries to be socially responsible (reduce, recycle, reuse).
- Drives like a grandma.
- Weaknesses:
- Micromanages just about everyone she cares about.
- Hates exercising.
- Would rather be called, than to have to ring anyone up.
- Special Skills:
- Kung Fu grip.
- Eating soup.
- Weapons:
- Foot odor.