Colonial One is the only banker he knows that watches BSG. He has a tiny baby daughter he wanted to name "Leia." This suggestion was, obviously, overruled.
He never had a bad teenage moustache, and he never, never used it to buy alcohol and cigarettes underage. Ever.
He also edits the Homestar Runner Wiki. He is, quite frankly, a dork in disguise.
email colonialone at gmail dot com