The Battlestar Galactica Drinking Game

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Take a drink every time...[edit]

...someone kills a baby.

...CIC bursts into applause.

...Tigh resolves to quit drinking.

...Tigh drinks anyway.

...Tigh is drunk on duty.

...Tigh's wife uses her feet in a sexually agressive maneuver.

...Starbuck demonstrates yet another talent:

  • Card Shark: "And the girl wins again! Another round?" (Water)
  • Sniper: "With all due respect, sir, I am the best shot in or out of the cockpit." (Bastille Day)
  • Painter: "You paint these, Kara? / Yeah." (Valley of Darkness)
  • Pro-level Pyramid Player: "I was scouted for the pros. Bum knee took me out of contention." (Resistance)

...Six dies:

...Six comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Baltar's travails.

...Elosha comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Roslin's travails.

...Leoben comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Starbuck's travails.

...Any male character sticks it in a toaster.

...Helo acts like an idiot:

  • fails to notice his robot girlfriend's glowing spine (Six Degrees of Separation)
  • fails to realize his inexplicably nauseous robot girlfriend is pregnant (The Hand of God)
  • shoots his pregnant robot girlfriend (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I)
  • lets his pregnant robot girlfriend jack Starbuck's spaceship (Scattered)
  • is surprised that everyone wants to throw his pregnant robot girlfriend out an airlock (Home, Part I)
  • fails to anticipate territory issues with his pregnant robot girlfriend's copy's former boyfriend (Home, Part II)

...Apollo's modesty is thwarted by the smallest towel in the fleet.

...Bill Adama and the Glare of Death.