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'''Arnie's meatballs''' are a Earth culinary delicacy of ill-repute.  
 
'''Arnie's meatballs''' are a Earth culinary delicacy of ill-repute.  
  
According to [[Norman]], an oracle of humorously grave disposition, he reproached these "meatballs" as obstructing the digestive tracts of humans. These meatballs are the labor of love of a human named [[Arnie]].
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According to [[Norman]], an oracle of humorously grave disposition, he reproached these "meatballs" as obstructing the digestive tracts of humans.  
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These meatballs are the labor of love of a human named [[Arnie]], taking an hour and a half to prepare properly. They are then typically shoved down the throats of unsuspecting victims during festivities, such as [[w:Halloween]].
  
 
Coupled with the "romantic malnutrition" of [[Mildred]], those between these two dangers will have the "night of their life".  
 
Coupled with the "romantic malnutrition" of [[Mildred]], those between these two dangers will have the "night of their life".  

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The culinary artist Arnie discusses the preparation of his meatballs with the prophet Norman, who warns the Cylons of the harbinger they wrought.

Arnie's meatballs are a Earth culinary delicacy of ill-repute.

According to Norman, an oracle of humorously grave disposition, he reproached these "meatballs" as obstructing the digestive tracts of humans.

These meatballs are the labor of love of a human named Arnie, taking an hour and a half to prepare properly. They are then typically shoved down the throats of unsuspecting victims during festivities, such as w:Halloween.

Coupled with the "romantic malnutrition" of Mildred, those between these two dangers will have the "night of their life".

The personification of these meatballs is a human baseball player named Vida Blue, who exerts a similar influence during his time with the San Francisco Giants baseball team (The Night the Cylons Landed, Part I).