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	All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. One of them resembles a young [[Aaron Doral\|Kevin Spacey]]. We understand if you don't much care for Brother [[Cavil]]— he is, after all, that most rare of breeds, an honest atheist priest (you may have noticed most atheist priests are not honest).		All Humano-Cylons are either hot mamas or complete studs. One of them resembles a young [[Aaron Doral\|Kevin Spacey]]. We understand if you don't much care for Brother [[Cavil]]— he is, after all, that most rare of breeds, an honest atheist priest (you may have noticed most atheist priests are not honest).

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	When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point:		When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point:
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	==Bathtub Cylons==		==Bathtub Cylons==
	[[~~Image~~:Hybrid.jpg\|left\|100px]]		[[File:Hybrid.jpg\|left\|100px]]
	Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter\|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.{{clear}}		Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter\|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.{{clear}}
	==KITT==		==KITT==
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	[[w:KITT\|Some Cylons]] are cars. It is recommended that you kill this model on sight, preferably with something very heavy, fast, and with 18 wheels.		[[w:KITT\|Some Cylons]] are cars. It is recommended that you kill this model on sight, preferably with something very heavy, fast, and with 18 wheels.

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	===Cylons are Sluts===		===Cylons are Sluts===
	It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like ~~[[Karl Agathon~~\|Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!		It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like {{callsign\|Helo}} can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!

	You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?		You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?

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	[[Cylon Raider (RDM)\|Some Cylons]] fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They look almost, but not quite entirely, nothing like [[wikipedia:Cadbury's Creme Egg\|Cadbury Eggs]] with pointy bits on the outside and smooth creamy badness on the inside. If you see hundreds of these flying at you, despair not. They are quite easy to kill.		[[Cylon Raider (RDM)\|Some Cylons]] fly. These Cylons are harder to spot. They look almost, but not quite entirely, nothing like [[wikipedia:Cadbury's Creme Egg\|Cadbury Eggs]] with pointy bits on the outside and smooth creamy badness on the inside. If you see hundreds of these flying at you, despair not. They are quite easy to kill.

	==Humano-Cylons<ref>This is a deprecated Battlestar Wiki [[Battlestar_Wiki:Descriptive_term\|descriptive term]]. It has been replaced by "[[humanoid Cylon]]", but is left here for increased silliness, and as an homage.</ref>==		==Humano-Cylons<ref>This is a deprecated Battlestar Wiki [[Battlestar_Wiki:Descriptive_term\|descriptive term]]. It has been replaced by "[[humanoid Cylon]]," but is left here for increased silliness, and as an homage.</ref>==
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	Some Cylons look like humans. ''Uh-oh.'' These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure-fire methods to '''Spot the Cylon'''.		Some Cylons look like humans. ''Uh-oh.'' These Cylons are much more difficult to spot. But do not despair! Even if they appear to be human, there are still several sure-fire methods to '''Spot the Cylon'''.

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	[http://www.pvponline.com/article/3099/wed-jan-24 Other sources] confirm that this car is very naughty, indeed.		[http://www.pvponline.com/article/3099/wed-jan-24 Other sources] confirm that this car is very naughty, indeed.

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	===Flashlight===		===Flashlight===
	Humano-Cylons do not like [[flashlight]]s. Waving a flashlight at a Cylon might cause it to react poorly.		Humano-Cylons do not like [[flashlight]]s. Waving a flashlight at a Cylon might cause it to react poorly.
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	===Call it a Toaster===		===Call it a Toaster===
	Humano-Cylons do not like being called [[toaster]]s. Interestingly, toasters do not like being called Cylons. While calling a toaster a Cylon might involve your toast being over-done, calling a Cylon a toaster might involve you being over and done.		Humano-Cylons do not like being called [[toaster]]s. Interestingly, toasters do not like being called Cylons. While calling a toaster a Cylon might involve your toast being over-done, calling a Cylon a toaster might involve you being over and done.
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	===Hot Mamas===		===Hot Mamas===
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	If you think metal Cylons are hot, no one likes you— sicko.		If you think metal Cylons are hot, no one likes you— sicko.
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	===Glowing Spines===		===Glowing Spines===
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	When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point:		When in the process of knocking up a Humano-Cylon, the Humano-Cylon's spine glows red (Note: this is a good reason to install mirrors on ceilings). Although it would seem like it might be difficult to seduce a hot mama Cylon, take heart! This is not true! This brings us to our next point:
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	===Cylons are Sluts===		===Cylons are Sluts===
	It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like [[Karl Agathon\|Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!		It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like [[Karl Agathon\|Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!
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	You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?		You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?

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	===Twins===		===Twins===
	Some Cylons are twins of each other. If you see a set of hot mama or complete stud twins standing next to each other, chances are they are Cylons! Commence shooting on sight. If you are mistaken, blame the [[chamalla]]. You'll probably get away with it. If you don't, don't worry, it's not the [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|end of the world]].		Some Cylons are twins of each other. If you see a set of hot mama or complete stud twins standing next to each other, chances are they are Cylons! Commence shooting on sight. If you are mistaken, blame the [[chamalla]]. You'll probably get away with it. If you don't, don't worry, it's not the [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|end of the world]].
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	===Radiation===		===Radiation===
	There's this [[Cylon detector\|atomic bomb radiation thing]]. But who has time for that?		There's this [[Cylon detector\|atomic bomb radiation thing]]. But who has time for that?
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	===Music===		===Music===
	If you notice people wandering around in a daze, claiming to hear [[The Music\|music]] that does not exist, prime up the nearest [[airlock]] or [[launch tube (RDM)\|launch tube]] and give them the "[[Jammer]] Treatment". Make the [[Laura Roslin\|President]] proud!		If you notice people wandering around in a daze, claiming to hear [[The Music\|music]] that does not exist, prime up the nearest [[airlock]] or [[launch tube (RDM)\|launch tube]] and give them the "[[Jammer]] Treatment". Make the [[Laura Roslin\|President]] proud!
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	==Bathtub Cylons==		==Bathtub Cylons==
	[[Image:Hybrid.jpg\|left\|100px]]		[[Image:Hybrid.jpg\|left\|100px]]
	Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter\|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.~~<div style="~~clear~~: both;"></div>~~		Some Cylons like to live in bathtubs. If you see a person in a bathtub wearing a water-polo hat, ask a question. No, it doesn't matter, any question. If the answer is something like "the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow," you are dealing with a Cylon. Don't worry, these Cylons [[The Eye of Jupiter\|don't get a vote]], but you can give them a Colonial voter registration card. Made of lead.{{clear}}

	==KITT==		==KITT==
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			==External Links==
			*'How To Spot a Cylon' poster [http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/a56c/ on ThinkGeek]

	==References==		==References==

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	===Cylons are Sluts===		===Cylons are Sluts===
	It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like [[Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!		It is ridiculously easy to seduce a Cylon. Even complete nerds like [[Karl Agathon\|Helo]] can seduce a [[Sharon Agathon\|Cylon]]. Hang in there!

	You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?		You might even get really lucky and score the grand prize: a [[Hero\|threesome]] with [[Six]] and [[Three]] ... of course, you'll have to betray the entire human race not [[Fall of the Twelve Colonies\|once]], but [[Occupation\|twice]], as well as suffer horrific [[A Measure of Salvation\|torture]] beforehand. Oh well; no pain, no gain ... right?

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	If you notice people wandering around in a daze, claiming to hear [[The Music\|music]] that does not exist, prime up the nearest [[airlock]] or [[launch tube]] and give them the "[[Jammer]] Treatment". Make the [[Laura Roslin\|President]] proud!		If you notice people wandering around in a daze, claiming to hear [[The Music\|music]] that does not exist, prime up the nearest [[airlock]] or [[launch tube (RDM)\|launch tube]] and give them the "[[Jammer]] Treatment". Make the [[Laura Roslin\|President]] proud!
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