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	'''STO Training Camps: What Goes on There?''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Opinion article written by [[Ralston Sinclair]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 29, [[YR42]].		'''STO Training Camps: What Goes on There?''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Opinion article written by [[Ralston Sinclair]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 29, [[YR42]].

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	'''STO Training Camps: What Goes on There?''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Opinion article written by [[Ralston Sinclair]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 29, YR42.		'''STO Training Camps: What Goes on There?''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Opinion article written by [[Ralston Sinclair]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 29, [[YR42]].

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	I can only imagine what "training" involves for these idiots. Everyone probably wears black boots and green T-shirts. They probably eat some gross white gelatinous substance three meals a day. They probably have to build bombs in three minutes or less, or else they get shot in the head. They're probably forced run ten miles a day, and half of it is sprinting. And it's probably always raining there, so they get soaked, which makes them miserable all day long. They probably throw balls with spikes on them at each other instead of engaging in a good old fashioned game of [[Pyramid (RDM)\|pyramid]]. Then they all pray to their One True God before calling it a night.		I can only imagine what "training" involves for these idiots. Everyone probably wears black boots and green T-shirts. They probably eat some gross white gelatinous substance three meals a day. They probably have to build bombs in three minutes or less, or else they get shot in the head. They're probably forced run ten miles a day, and half of it is sprinting. And it's probably always raining there, so they get soaked, which makes them miserable all day long. They probably throw balls with spikes on them at each other instead of engaging in a good old fashioned game of [[Pyramid (RDM)\|pyramid]]. Then they all pray to their One True God before calling it a night.

	Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do ~~[[Caprica (~~RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.		Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do {{RDM\|Caprica}} a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.

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	Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.		Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.

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	Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.		Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.

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	I'm talking about what's referred to as [[Soldiers of the One\|STO]] "Training Camps," where they train boys and girls to be sicko terrorist scumbags. You know the STO - they blew up the [[Metropolitan Levitation Mass Transit\|MAGLEV]] train in the name of believing that there's only one [[God (RDM)\|god]]. Why such a belief requires the death of a bunch of commuters to get it across to us ignorant non-believing sheep is beyond me, but hey, I'm not a sicko terrorist scumbag.		I'm talking about what's referred to as [[Soldiers of the One\|STO]] "Training Camps," where they train boys and girls to be sicko terrorist scumbags. You know the STO - they blew up the [[Metropolitan Levitation Mass Transit\|MAGLEV]] train in the name of believing that there's only one [[God (RDM)\|god]]. Why such a belief requires the death of a bunch of commuters to get it across to us ignorant non-believing sheep is beyond me, but hey, I'm not a sicko terrorist scumbag.

	I can only imagine what "training" involves for these idiots. Everyone probably wears black boots and green T-shirts. They probably eat some gross white gelatinous substance three meals a day. They probably have to build bombs in three minutes or less, or else they get shot in the head. They're probably forced run ten miles a day, and half of it is sprinting. And it's probably always raining there, so they get soaked, which makes them miserable all day long. They probably throw balls with spikes on them at each other instead of engaging in a good old fashioned game of pyramid. Then they all pray to their One True God before calling it a night.		I can only imagine what "training" involves for these idiots. Everyone probably wears black boots and green T-shirts. They probably eat some gross white gelatinous substance three meals a day. They probably have to build bombs in three minutes or less, or else they get shot in the head. They're probably forced run ten miles a day, and half of it is sprinting. And it's probably always raining there, so they get soaked, which makes them miserable all day long. They probably throw balls with spikes on them at each other instead of engaging in a good old fashioned game of [[Pyramid (RDM)\|pyramid]]. Then they all pray to their One True God before calling it a night.

	Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.		Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)\|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.

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DrWho42: New article!

2010-11-23T11:52:31Z

New article!

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[[Image:STO Training Camps What Goes on There.jpg|thumb|Just call them terrorists.]]
'''STO Training Camps: What Goes on There?''' is a ''[[The Caprican]]'' Opinion article written by [[Ralston Sinclair]]. It was printed in [[Martius]] 29, YR42.

== Story ==
Not that I give a frak about any of these [[frak]]kin' bastards, but I must admit, this has me a bit intrigued, if only because thinking about what must go on in these hellholes makes me all the more enraged.

I'm talking about what's referred to as [[Soldiers of the One|STO]] "Training Camps," where they train boys and girls to be sicko terrorist scumbags. You know the STO - they blew up the [[Metropolitan Levitation Mass Transit|MAGLEV]] train in the name of believing that there's only one [[God (RDM)|god]]. Why such a belief requires the death of a bunch of commuters to get it across to us ignorant non-believing sheep is beyond me, but hey, I'm not a sicko terrorist scumbag.

I can only imagine what "training" involves for these idiots. Everyone probably wears black boots and green T-shirts. They probably eat some gross white gelatinous substance three meals a day. They probably have to build bombs in three minutes or less, or else they get shot in the head. They're probably forced run ten miles a day, and half of it is sprinting. And it's probably always raining there, so they get soaked, which makes them miserable all day long. They probably throw balls with spikes on them at each other instead of engaging in a good old fashioned game of pyramid. Then they all pray to their One True God before calling it a night.

Seriously, people, stop calling these jerks a "monotheistic cult." They don't believe in frakkin' anything except spreading fear and acting like idiots. They're terrorists. If you see any member of the STO, do [[Caprica (RDM)|Caprica]] a favor and knock 'em on the head. Hard. We'll see how well their "training" makes them handle that.

== External link ==
*[http://showblogs.syfy.com/caprican/politics/sto-training-camps-what-goes-on-there.php STO Training Camps: What Goes on There? | Opinion | The Caprican]

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