The Battlestar Galactica Drinking Game

Take a drink every time...[edit]

...someone kills a baby.

...CIC bursts into applause. (Mini-Series, "Home, Part I")

...Tigh resolves to quit drinking.

...Tigh drinks anyway.

...Tigh is drunk on duty.

...Tigh's wife uses her feet in a sexually agressive maneuver.

...Tigh questions Adama's orders.

...Tigh gives a remarkably stupid order to the crew

Take bonus drinks if...

...a loss of life is involved (Resistance)
...Lee Adama is involved with the order (Fragged)
...the Fleet tells him, collectively, to frak off (Fragged)
...Commander Adama has to repair Tigh's frak-ups
...Tigh undermines his own reputation as a result (Mini-Series, "Fragged", "Resistance")

If Tigh admits that he's making bad orders (or says he doesn't want to be making the orders, "I don't want a command!", etc.)

...Starbuck demonstrates yet another talent:

Card Shark: "And the girl wins again! Another round?" (Water)
Sniper: "With all due respect, sir, I am the best shot in or out of the cockpit." (Bastille Day)
Painter: "You paint these, Kara? / Yeah." (Valley of Darkness)
Pro-level Pyramid Player: "I was scouted for the pros. Bum knee took me out of contention." (Resistance)
Performs unconventional military tactics:

...mates two Vipers nose-to-nose for flight (Mini-Series)
...jury-rigs an enemy fighter with foreign controls to fly herself home (You Can't Go Home Again)
...outwits the Cylons in a tactical fighter plan of attack (The Hand of God)
...kills or maims a Cylon with anything other than a gun ("Flesh and Bone", "Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part II", "The Farm")

...Six dies:

...Six comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Baltar's travails.

...Elosha comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Roslin's travails.

...Roslin comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of the Fleet's travails.

...Leoben comes up with some vague mystical interpretation of Starbuck's travails.

...Starbuck punches anyone.

...Starbuck makes out with anyone.

...Anyone smokes (literally or figuratively)

...Any male character makes out with a Cylon (Pegasus and many episodes).

...Helo acts like an idiot:

fails to notice his robot girlfriend's glowing spine (Six Degrees of Separation)
fails to realize his inexplicably nauseous robot girlfriend is pregnant (The Hand of God)
shoots his pregnant robot girlfriend (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part I)
lets his pregnant robot girlfriend jack Starbuck's spaceship (Scattered)
is surprised that everyone wants to throw his pregnant robot girlfriend out an airlock (Home, Part I)
fails to anticipate territory issues with his pregnant robot girlfriend's copy's former boyfriend (Home, Part II)

...Chief Tyrol acts like a moron:

makes out with a lieutenant against regulations--who happens to be a sleeper copy of Helo's pregnant robot girlfriend
lies about making out with his robot girlfriend
lies when he says he never loved his robot girlfriend
chews out of his crew who dare to show concern about his feelings about his robot girlfriend--or anything else, for that matter (Mini-Series, Flight of the Phoenix)
shoots at Cylons with a simple sidearm, or otherwise lets his anger override his own self-preservation instincts, jeapardizing (even killing) others out of sheer stupidity (Take any episode where he's stranded on Kobol, Mini-Series, "Pegasus")
glares at or curses Colonel Tigh

...Gaeta says, "Yes, sir." (On this one, alone, most of us would need a "commercial break" after one episode...)

...Apollo's modesty is thwarted by the smallest towel in the fleet.

...Bill Adama uses his Glare of Death.

...Laura Roslin uses her Stare of You-Gotta-Be-Frakking-Kidding-Me.

...Kara Thrace and Lee Adama stare at each other strangely for non-work-related reasons.

...Starbuck makes a Cylon kill.