Major Denton

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Major Denton
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Birth place	Back alley off Sesame Street, behind a metal clothing hanger store
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Introduced	The Super Scouts, Part I
Death	Hopefully no more than three millicentons after his scenes.
Parents	2; Count von Count (father), Countess von Backwards (mother)
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Portrayed by	Doofus von Goofballus
Major Denton is a Cylon
Major Denton is a Final Five Cylon
Major Denton is a Human/Cylon Hybrid
Major Denton is an Original Series Cylon
Related Media
		@ BW Media
Additional Information
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Major Goofball is a mentally-deficient blackshirt whose sole task is to count how many children have left the burning Delphi.

He tells Troy and Dillon that 125 kids have left the ship as the Super Scouts approach a shuttle. Troy replies that he has 12, and Goofball is able to add that, saying that "That's 137. All accounted for!" with what Earhtlings of the early 21st century would call a "goofy-ass grin".

Goofball helps the Warriors load the kiddos on the ship, but doesn't accompany them. He stays on the ship, clearly unaffected by the thick smoke, before its destruction (Galactica 1980 Discovers Banality, Part I).